Ismael S Rodriguez (Bulletproof Poet)
@ismaelrod.bsky.social
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Author, poet, and chaos enthusiast. I blend surrealism, spirituality, and rebellion.
I’m not here to convert you—just a public service announcement ☁️ My Sky Mommy, Her Lady of Chaos Eris, eats thunder for breakfast and could absolutely bench-press every Sky Daddy at once. Hail confusion. 💥🌀
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Sprinkle salt, scatter seeds, chant nonsense—nature laughs at order, and so do we. Discord reigns where law falls.
#PaganRebellion
#AnarchyRitual
#SacredChaos
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The oak whispers chaos, the crow squawks law—burn your calendars, dance naked in moonlight, and let disorder bloom.
#AnarchoPagan
#DiscordianWisdom
#ChaosRituals
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When the Flag Lowers, the Horizon Remains
Part I: The Checkpoint Sleeps
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/when-the-flag-lowers-the-horizon-remains-1dd1cf6333a6
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Every moon is a manifesto, every candle a riot. Worship wildly, disrupt politely.
#SacredChaos
#Anarchopagan
#DiscordianLife
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Plant a tree in the mayor’s office. Sprinkle it with salt and sarcasm. Watch bureaucracy wilt.
#PaganPranks
#DiscordianRitual
#AnarchyInBloom
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Elevator to Everywhere
Chapter 1 — Floor 1: The Market of Desire
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/elevator-to-everywhere-5aeccbedd9a7
1 day ago
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Offer crystals to the dumpster fire, incense to the riot, and call it ritual. The world bends to absurd devotion.
#AnarchoPagan
#DiscordianMagic
#ChaosIsSacred
2 days ago
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The goddess laughs while the cops write reports in invisible ink. Chaos is holy. Burn the calendars, dance on the schedules.
#DiscordianAnarchy
#PaganChaos
#SacredRebellion
2 days ago
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At least with my schizophrenia, I can say my wild ideas come from voices—not conspiracy YouTube autoplay. And honestly? The voices don’t ask for likes, merch sales, or a Patreon.
3 days ago
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This message is unverified, unauthorized, and spiritually disruptive. If it makes you uncomfortable, it’s probably working.
3 days ago
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Chaos isn’t the enemy—apathy is. We throw apples not to confuse, but to wake the sleepers guarding the throne.
3 days ago
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The Five Demands of the Banana Peel Party
Ratified under the auspices of chaos, whimsy, and mild snack-related rebellion.
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/the-five-demands-of-the-banana-peel-party-7ea5e63ecd0b
3 days ago
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Every protest is a joke the powerful don’t get. Every chant is a riddle. The answer is always: we were never asking permission.
3 days ago
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The state says “be realistic.” Reality says “be impossible.” We choose glitter, mutual aid, and beautifully ungovernable joy.
3 days ago
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The Ghost in the Garden Hub
Above the neon-washed sprawl of Metropia IX, where the air thrummed with the perpetual hum of hovercars and surveillance drones, there…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/the-ghost-in-the-garden-hub-0324719efb22
3 days ago
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Order is a suggestion, not a law. Justice is a prank pulled on power. We laugh, we organize, we redistribute the punchline.
3 days ago
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Hail Eris, patron saint of inconvenient truths. If the system made sense, it wouldn’t need riot gear to defend it. Pass the apple. 🍎
3 days ago
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🕊️ History Erased: Palestine Before the Partition — uncover the untold stories, vibrant daily life, and memories that maps tried to erase. Dive into a tapestry of land, culture, and identity that still echoes today. 🌿📜
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History Erased: Palestine Before the Partition
Uncovering the Whispers Beneath the Ruins, and the Stories the Maps Tried to Hide
https://thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/history-erased-palestine-before-the-partition
4 days ago
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Neon Temple of the Last Breath
The city below writhed like a living circuit board, its neon veins pulsating against the permanent dusk of acid rain. Smoke and…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/neon-temple-of-the-last-breath-90ff8ae49993
4 days ago
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The Burning Hot Dog of Revelation
The street vendor appears at the edge of noon — steam rising like incense from a dented cart, his apron stained with the history of…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/the-burning-hot-dog-of-revelation-cf9146658487
4 days ago
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I just published The Way of the Silicon Ronin
medium.com/p/the-way-of...
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The Way of the Silicon Ronin
Chapter One: Severance
https://medium.com/p/the-way-of-the-silicon-ronin-63b1c17fba61?source=social.tw
5 days ago
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My ebooks wait, a shelf unseen, Smashwords calls — your page-turning dream. End-of-year sale, treasures in sight, Click, read, let words light the night.
#EOYSale25
#ebook
#sale
#indiebooks
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Smashwords – Sitewide Sale
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Wealth redistribution > expensive gifts. 💸🎄
#TaxTheRich
#FairHolidays
6 days ago
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Ho-Ho-Ho & fight climate change while you wrap gifts. 🌎🎁
#EcoXmas
6 days ago
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Eat, drink, organize. Revolution tastes like gingerbread. 🍪💪
#MerryRevolt
6 days ago
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Santa’s sleigh delivers coal to CEOs, joy to workers. ✊🎄
#LeftChristmas
#Solidarity
6 days ago
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My eBook collection is part of the Smashwords 2025 End of Year Sale! 📚 Find your next favorite read here:
smashwords.com/sale
✨ Follow @smashwords for more promos!
#EOYSale25
#ebook
#indiebooks
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Smashwords – Sitewide Sale
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6 days ago
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This winter solstice, reclaim the night. Fires, poems, feasts, and feral joy beyond the mall. Celebrate wild, free, and radical:
thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/winte...
#WinterSolstice
#FeralJoy
#PaganLeft
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Winter Solstice for the Wild & Free
I. Opening Invocation: The Wild Returns
https://thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/winter-solstice-for-the-wild-free
6 days ago
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Abolish the Chimney
Why crawl down chimneys like a benevolent burglar when the problem is the chimney itself — that vertical idea of deserving heat, that…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/abolish-the-chimney-006e89c3fb22
6 days ago
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Santa’s Strike List
This year Santa sets down the ledger of sins with its tired binaries — naughty / nice, coal / mercy — and opens a new notebook, red as a…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/santas-strike-list-bf20ad5f6365
6 days ago
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Deck the halls with mutual aid and solidarity. 🎄🤝
8 days ago
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All I want for Christmas is universal healthcare. ❤️🎁
8 days ago
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Eat, drink, and organize. The revolution won’t pause for tinsel. 🎄💪
8 days ago
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Red and green, but make it justice, not just lights. ✨✊
8 days ago
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The gods didn’t disappear. They learned the bus schedule. 🜂 Lore & Storytelling Corner — modern myth, folklore in motion, memory as altar. Persephone has a lease. Odin shops clearance. Come listen. 🔮
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Lore & Storytelling Corner
Where the Old Gods Learn New Bus Routes
https://thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/lore-storytelling-corner
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Santa delivers coal to billionaires and joy to working people. 🌍🎅
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May your holidays be merry, your labor valued, and your rights defended. ✊🎄
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✨ New year, new reads! ✨ My ebook collection is on sale in the Smashwords 2025 End-of-Year Sale. Explore here:
smashwords.com/sale
#EOYSale25
#ebook
#indiebooks
#books2read
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8 days ago
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Kapeng Barako at Dawn: A Love Poem
Before the sun clocks in, before roosters file their complaints, you arrive — dark as good secrets, strong as a promise kept by calloused…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/kapeng-barako-at-dawn-a-love-poem-188ff5709073
9 days ago
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Balikbayan Boxes & Other Mythic Vessels
The box begins its journey as cardboard but dreams of becoming a boat. It learns the language of oceans by listening to packing tape…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/balikbayan-boxes-other-mythic-vessels-243ce9232185
9 days ago
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Excited to share that my chapbook Boricua Asphalt Psalms is out in the world! 🌆✍️ Poetry of streets, memory, labor, and resilience—urban life as cathedral.
#Poetry
#Chapbook
#BoricuaAsphaltPsalms
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Behind the Streets: Submitting Boricua Asphalt Psalms
I. Origins: Where the Sacred Meets Asphalt
https://thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/behind-the-streets-submitting-boricua-asphalt-psalms
10 days ago
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🚨 End-of-Year Sale Alert! 🚨 My ebooks are part of the Smashwords 2025
#EOYSale25
! Snag your next favorite read here 👉
smashwords.com/sale
📚 Follow @smashwords for more deals!
#ebook
#sale
#indiebooks
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Smashwords – Sitewide Sale
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10 days ago
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Discover the art of mindful protest 🌿🕊️ ‘Zen & the Art of Political Witness’—where chaos meets contemplation. Read now:
thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/zen-t...
#Activism
#Zen
#PoeticWitness
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Zen & the Art of Political Witness
I. The Witness Awakens
https://thebulletproofpoet1.godaddysites.com/blog/f/zen-the-art-of-political-witness
11 days ago
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Graffiti Sutras
Subway tiles chant in ketchup, lipstick trails trace the Buddha’s eyebrows. A neon lotus flickers — fugitive, electric, smiling sideways…
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/graffiti-sutras-afe016d9175e
11 days ago
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The Pineapple Oracle
I kneel before the pineapple. It wears a tiny crown of sticky wisdom and hums a tune that smells like burnt toast.
https://thebulletproofpoet.medium.com/the-pineapple-oracle-03a355ef91fd
11 days ago
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Happy + honored to announce 🌵✨ Three of my poems are currently roaming free on **The Beatnik Cowboy**—spurs dusty, hearts loud, lines listening to the horizon. Grateful for the space and the wild kindness. 🐎📜
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The Beatnik Cowboy
https://beatnikcowboy.com/
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