Good Morning! Spent my first day out in months listening to a fat guy munch popcorn loudly for three and a half hours during a quiet, intense movie 💥🤬💥 #noisyarsehole #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! I'm going to the movies today! Doesn't sound like much of a big deal but as an agoraphobic, it's a HUGE event 😬 #agoraphobia #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Not sure if I appreciate Microsoft sending me verification codes I didn't ask for, thus freaking me out and making me think I've been hacked when I haven't 😕 #IHateMicrosoft #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! Heavy police presence when I went out for my walk this morning with squares closed and a tense feeling in the air. A day to remain indoors, I think 😬 #LondonMarch #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! It's Friday so no one will see this so I won't say anything 😶 #silence #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Is there anything sweeter than a teeny tiny sausage dog wagging its li'l tail nervously when it sees A Very Large Dog in the park 😌 #dogs #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! When Google decides it has a conflict with your Ease of Access setting (because you can't see very well) and now all tab and bookmark bar fonts are smaller than microscopic ant poo 😕 #VisualImpairment #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! Lonesome goldfinch singing its little heart out on an old TV aerial on a chilly Monday morning. But the goldfinch flocks have vanished. Nasty green parakeets chased all the li'l birds away 😔 #InvasiveSpecies #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! Hmmm, the cover of my most recently published short story looks as if it's upside down. Had better do something about that! 😂 #ebook #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Today's grocery delivery: Delivered! (It wasn't) You're next! (Just after they left) We've arrived! (Long gone) 😂 #waitrose #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! The delicious waftfulness of a freshly opened pack of ground coffee 🥰 #FridayThoughts #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! Used up the last of the coffee grounds in the jar this morning, hoping it would be a bit too strong..........but it was wishywashy and weak. Bleargh. 😝 #caffiene #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Spent the morning scrolling through acres of dross to finally come across the perfect image for a book cover 😅🌩️ #crosseyed #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Urgh, getting hand cramps from all the grammar and spelling checks 🔤 #AmEditing #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! Nothing but horrible green parrot things screeching out there. Our lovely songbirds are dead and gone 😭 #LondonLife #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! The birds chose to be quiet this morning in my concrete part of the world but I did see a robin. Briefly. 🎶 #dawnchorus #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Accosted by a puppy in the park this morning - so cute but so wriggly that it was like trying to pet smoke 🐾 #dogs #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Why is the last nut you eat always the bad one 🤔 #fridaythoughts #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! My life has been on hold for six weeks now as the endless fuckup with my glasses continues. I'm sick of this. Sick of my eyes hurting and not being able to see properly. #despair #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Wearing new glasses and can't see a thing 😵 #visualimpairment #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! When you walk into a room but you accidentally get your hand caught in the door (like how? how did that happen?!?) and now your fingers are fizzing and everything is weird 😳 #ow #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! It is indeed morning but probably not for much longer 😂 #monday #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Why can you only buy pyjama bottoms separately but not pyjama tops? Are you supposed to go around with your boobs out? 😳 #shoppingcrisis #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning My hatred of HP products (ie computers) has reached a new level of incandescence. How am I supposed to work if every five words I type buffers for two minutes, the internet freezes with every click, nothing loads, and nothing works 🤬 #hewlettpackard #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! It's been a while since I've had a chocolate nut. Tried my best to wean myself off them. Never again! 😋 #yum #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Deep in editing mode! ✍️ #amediting #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! I do believe it's Wednesday 👀 #midweek #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Used the last of the coffee grounds in the jar and it was a tad more than I thought and I ended up with rocket fuel 🚀 #spacegirl #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Watched Barbie yesterday was astonished at how good it was. Quite surreal with a surprising existential depth. Less stupid Mattel team and more character development for Barbie would have been good, though 💗 #barbie #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! When you get sent a sample perfume in your parcel and you try it on and its sickly sweet and disgusting and now you're stuck with it all day 😝 #isseymiyake #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Not a single parakeet in the cemetry gardens this morning so all the little birds had a chance to belt out their dawn chorus 🎶 #birdsong #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! When the latest Microsoft update slows your computer down to one gigahertz per century 😭 #MicrosoftSucks #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! A seriously crap Thursday morning so I bought some purple trainers to cheer myself up 💜 #RetailTherapy #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! How to read your weather app for central London: 🌞hot/cold/no rain ☁️hot/cold/no rain 🌧️hot/cold/no rain ⛈️hot/humid/no rain 💨a twig may fall out of a tree

Good Morning! I think this might be a lavender flavoured year 💜 #colours #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! When you don't like any of your one million Spotify playlists and don't know what to listen to 🤔 #stale #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Wish it would rain 🌧️ #dry #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Immensely relieved that the Artemis crew have arrived back safely! 😅 #artemis2 #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Hmmm, meant to paint my nails. Too busy working! 😂 #amediting #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! When you realise you've spent your entire month's budget by the 9th 😳 #costoflivingcrisis #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! I think it's time I bought a proper parasol with UV protection rather than skulking under an ordinary umbrella on a sunny day, getting smirks from people who don't understand that some of us are allergic to the sun 🔥 #PoisonSky #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! There are some stories you can rewrite a million times and they will never be right 😔 #rewrite #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Bunny-shaped crumpets! Sublime! 🐇 (Couldn't find a picture of them but it's the whole bunny, not just an emoji-style head) #waitrose #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Happy Easter! May your day be filled with kindness, chocolate, and any flavour of hot cross bun you like! 🐣🐇🌞🌷🍫🧡 #EasterSunday #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! It's Hot Cross Bun weekend! 😋 #Easter #WritersLife #Coffee

Good Morning! Back in 1995, I came up with a name of an important planet for a short story, later to feature in my Fleet Quintet series. How disheartening to discover that someone else also came up with the same name 20 years later, yet mine looks like theft 😭 #unfair #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Just got my frames adjusted. Might actually be able to wear my glasses for longer than ten minutes at a time now 🤓 #visionary #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Bloomsbury is frothing with flowers - makes one feel quite giddy! 🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸 #spring #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! The most hilarious thing about March is how it pretends to be warm so you wear less clothes and then you're freezing 😂 #chilly #writerslife #coffee

Good Morning! Remarkable to think that in the middle of the night there were people climbing thousands of stairs to change thousands of clocks in thousands of spires across London 🕰️ #BST #WritersLife #Coffee