The Bible says that today, for one day a year, rabbits lay eggs. This is meant to teach us that through God, all things are possible. For centuries, doubting Thomases said that a mammal cannot lay eggs. Then scientists discovered the platypus. Checkmate, Atheists!

Keep the spirit of April Fool's Day alive in your heart the whole year long by questioning the reality everything you see on the internet.

A reminder. Fill your gas tank, stock up on groceries, and petfood if you need to. This is just a warm up, next time, soon it will be for a week, and then longer.

Just going to post this here. For reasons. Stay safe and protect each other

Treat every day like Shut the Fuck Up Friday.

apropos of nothing

Like Mr. Rogers said, in times like these, "you will always find people who are helping." Be like them.

What kind of twisted alien mind parasite would possess someone to make a New Year's resolution to be MORE active on social media? I don't know, but this seems like as good a time as any to make my first Bluesky post.