11 guys were blown up for boating on the Caribbean on 2 Sept and we're told they were all bad hombres. We're told they were military targets, and that we know all their names. What were their names?

When did Rome fall? Was it the barbarian invasions from Germany, from Africa? Was it the Justinian plague? When the American story is written, I'd argue that America fell around 2025.

Are doctors all overpaid technicians? Whatever your worst thought of medical professionals, please spare pediatricians. Compared to many, they're Mother Teresa. www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...

Are you heinous, or a benevolent goddess? Are you so righteous I'm obliged to worship you to the end? Are yall evil? I will never know. But your life is every bit the equal of Charlie Kirk's. I will celebrate your existence, should I outlive you.

Nearly 200,000 of us die every day on this green earth. We can assume every last soul was at least as worthy as was Charlie Kirk.

My kingdom, for an American farmer who resents getting $billions in bailouts because they're just too proud. Who thinks they should sell crops on the market, and receive rewards for their productivity. It turns out our righteous salt of the earth are FOS. finance.yahoo.com/news/live/tr...

I used to suppose that a Welfare Queen must be some Black woman in Harlem who figured out some trick that gives her $200, not $100, to feed her starving kids this month. But now I see welfare queens in a new light. They include rugged Marlboro Men, tending farms and ranches.

What, we're getting $20 billion to not grow soybeans, cuz we're the new welfare queens? Great deal!

25 Charlie Kirks died in a nightclub fire in Goa, they were in a basement from which they couldn't escape. No, none was Charlie. I just wanted you to care. www.ndtv.com/india-news/v...

Dear Big Businesses with outrageous resources. We love you, but... It's time yall stop covering the costs of tariffs so we're temporarily immunized. Stop covering for us. We want yall to stop covering up the tariffs. Give us truth, now.

Four Charlie Kirks were killed in Stockton at a party. Of course none was Charlie, but they were every bit as important, and we should care as much. abc7news.com/post/stockto...

Floods, shootings, earthquakes. I will speak no more of lost human lives. I will speak but of lost Charlie Kirks. Only his death seems to matter. Only some deaths merit outrage.

I believe we're now approaching 100 rando humans who have been murdered for Boating While Brown. That's 100 Charlie Kirks! Where's the outrage, amigos?

There have been floods in Asia, and at least 1800 people worth every bit as much as Charlie Kirk perished. #RIP, fellow humans. www.aljazeera.com/news/longfor...

Because of my employment, and I won't elaborate- I became aware that there are actually any number of young women and girls- who would have LOVED to credibly claim selves victims of Immaculate Conception. But our Bible closed that door. There must be but one. All else, sluts. #Christianity

These people blame you for your profligate spending. That's why we have inflation.

Hitler ended up blaming the "gutless" German people for losing WWII. It's so much easier than blaming leadership, which has been decreed flawless, perfect. www.ms.now/opinion/econ...

The most amazing biblical tale wasn't the parting of the Red Sea. It wasn't Noah killing off everyone not named Noah. Not the pillar of salt. Not even the Immaculate Conception. The most amazing biblical story is that anyone believes a word of it.

Since Americans seem now to be the most morally compromised in the world, I feel strangely compelled to remind you why we don't rape children. They can't consent, they're fucked up for life. We agree that's bad! Right?

The most poignant aspect of the trump-Epstein rape exploits? It should of course be the the plight of 1000+ mostly silent victims. But I momentarily felt a twinge for Epstein, as he acknowledged that there was indeed someone so creepy, even he felt for the victims.

We're asked to distinguish trump from a rapist on the basis that he just raped an unconsenting woman with his finger, and that might or might not have involved his penis? THAT'S IT? Really? Holy fuck.

An underage woman is called a "girl". You're welcome.

Here's why I'm CERTAIN that #TrumpRapesChildren. The coverup beats DNA, it beats cellphone pings. Fingerprints, an unimportant afterthought. What proves the crime is none of that. It's the Herculean effort to keep us ignorant. #Forgetstein #EpsteinFiles

You could make a good case that our entire civilization hinges on the fact that a few hyperprivileged assholes can't just rape children ad lib. And get away with it. Too late?

I am totally bored with the medical, the legal. Speak to me not of molestation. I know not of pedophilia. There are no underage women. There is only rape, and not rape.

If it weren't for the fact that #TrumpRapesChildren, I'd sleep better. Do you think we enjoy that fact? Think again.

If trump didn't rape children, what could POSSIBLY explain the fact that we haven't seen the #EpsteinFiles? Burden of proof is on you, friend.

Some protests from those who saw Truth before motorists' eyes. Seriously. A woman averred that she didn't want her daughter to see it. Does she think her daughter immune from rape?

The shock, given its proximity to ubiquitous, ever present Russia, isn't that Ukraine can suffer corruption. The shock is that they've sustained so much time resisting it, with even modest success. We could help Ukraine succeed despite centuries of conquest. It's in our interest.

Ukraine has no oil to speak of. It's not a petrokingdom. Its leaders can't summon untold $billions of plundered wealth. It is a breadbasket tho, with ag that feeds us... It is exactly that we should love.

There is no "The Ukraine". It isn't territory to be controlled by Stalin, Hitler or Putin. Ukraine is a country. It doesn't need a "the".

Should brush up on Greek plays, for surely there was one in which some hero, bearing righteousness- confronted a world of Dicks despite outrageous odds. Or must it be us who pens that one?

I don't beat up small children or pets. I don't stamp out the life of bugs that aren't a serious annoyance. But I still feel the urge to heap humiliation upon the joke that we now call #CDC and the vaunted #ACIP. Bring back our fed-cred. www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...

IDK either, what fate will befall that short guy in military garb, the onetime comedian who must earnestly pose before the world's political elite, succoring support. My hero is him, and any, anywhere- who understands he is exactly that, to which we each aspire.

The world abandons Ukraine? Then it abandons its very soul.

Evil plies our government, riding its agencies and courts, seemingly endowed with infinite patience, the righteousness of its own crimes. We must wait months or years to find out what rights and privileges we have surrendered. I will always remember what freedom looked like.

There is antisemitism on the left, a few can't help but dislike some they judge different. But are you really going to compare it to that from the right? I suggest yall read a fucking BOOK.

All the pretty lawyers. Nice, really, who blames them for catching our eyes? But it turns out that you need more than pretty. YOU NEED TO FUCKING BE ETHICAL. One down, more to go.

Ms Habba seems to have taken to heart the lingering doubt that she'll still be a lawyer in cuppla years, what with violating every ethical precept of the profession. Is this the end of the "beauty queen lawyers" saga? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Do ruthless Mexican cartels still release videos wherein they chainsaw the heads off of rival gang members? Assuming they don't, let's at least release the "double hit" snuff film where Hegseth murders cuppla shipwrecked guys. Mr Epstein, your legacy lives! #EpsteinFiles #Forgetstein

Many of the great billionaire heroes we worship don't know how to make a bed. They couldn't wash a dirty dinner plate. They can't wash their own underwear or skidmarks. But go ahead. They must be smart! They're rich.

We're told that we know the names of all 11 of Hegseth's first murder victims, and that they were so bad they were "military targets". Great. What were their names? #EpsteinFiles #Forgetstein

One good thing about having an endless background in rigorous science is that as clueless billionaires deploy uncountable large amounts of their booty to "lengthen their lives", we get not to be jealous, but to have some excellent smirks. Good luck boys. findanexpert.unimelb.edu.au/news/63280-t...

It could be that I'm living a higher life than my funds support, but few things I eat or otherwise consume are up as little as 3%.

In the US, the higher the office you seek, the more one must convince the hoi polli that you Believe. A few select offices are possible for a Muslim (cf Dearborn). Cupple more are available for Jews. But if yall want TOP offices? Best to wield a cross. Wonder how much athiest brilliance we forfeit.

I think where #YLE's Katelyn Jetalina is going to take us is that when immigrants fear getting medical care for fear of deportation, they'll get contagious diseases, the kind that aren't polite enough to spare citizens. yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/fall-vacci...

Really? When atheists go door to door proseletizing to Learn the Word that there's no god? When you can't run for office unless you don't believe? When we form churches of non-believers and operate tax free? Then, believers can bitch.

Laugh at me if you must, but I hold that the biggest difference between us and billionaires isn't their $billions. It's that many of us can die having been satisfied with our lot.

The GOP administrations don't care a whit that they're spending us under the table. Government coffers are toys to pay back donors who placed them in office. It's all a money making enterprise.

The greatest deceit? Billionaires can satiate, with "enough". Never. #BillionaireHaiku