This is the time of the year when Karens tend to shine the brightest from stress. Just remember, there is no "male Karen", call a man being a Karen... a Karen. It's emasculating. "You sound like a little girl who didn't get a pony for Christmas and every day is Christmas. Calm down, Karen."

I've called it the slow "Lawnmower Man effect", but from watching a bit of the resignation announcement video, she definitely didn't get the full-dose she needed. She was becoming a little *less* nutty and only saw the light on a couple of issues. Still a nutter. bbc.com/news/article...

Just like the slow "Lawnmower Man" effect that Empty G was experiencing, this wasn't on my bingo card. It's all unpredictable now. Timelines have collided. The flat circle is now a cube. Trust nothing. Maga is losing their minds right now on all the platforms and I forgot to buy popcorn.

So weird that on the Monday before last (Nov 10th) I had to run water all night because of an overnight freeze... then it's been warm enough this week to be seeing wasps and bees flying around. We have to get cold fronts to get any actual cold weather.

I don't know why I find this so funny. Masterful editing.

Schadenfreude Friday!

It really is a complete gamble at Aldi on their sole beer endcap. No stouts or porters. Just seltzers, IPAs and fruit drinks. Meh.

One of the more fascinating things is watching someone argue about some aspect of what was said, completely misunderstanding that aspect wasn't in debate at all, so their argument is somewhere in the red herring, straw man and whataboutism pool. We're not in the same book, much less the same page.

One of his intended victims got away at 14. Eff this dude.

I'm not 100% sure how to tell if a cat is ready for another treat. Staring at me like this while I'm doing anything can't be it. #cats #IhaveNoSpecificDayForCatPosts

Well, it's good to know our expiration date, I guess. It's been a fun experiment.

Anyone else remember when a politician's career was completely ended by an awkward "yell" during a speech? How about when the VP misspelled a word on a chalkboard? Man, we had some tougher standards back then. youtu.be/l6i-gYRAwM0?...

Yeah, this is going in the direction I pretty much expected...

The Tangerine Tyrant is crashing out. Well, more than usual. The Republican party needs to find their spines and invoke the 25th before he starts firing nukes at "blue cities" or something.

If you're anxiously awaiting the release of the Epstein Files, you could just save some time and buy a pack of these. It's going to be the same thing and it will probably be over a month before it is "released".

It's a classic. I love it when one of these "intellectual gladiators" tries a smart "gotcha" retort or question and suddenly it's like watching someone walk into a rake they put in the yard themself.

If you needed more of Mongo's "failed parachute while skydiving" poses. #cats

What threw me off about the UK version of Netflix is how many American TV shows are on there that are streaming service-specific here, like "Yellowstone" and "1923", which are only on Paramount+ here (unless you buy them on Vudu, iTunes or Amazon, etc).

This should be more of a widespread story. He said this to female Bloomberg reporter, Catherine Lucey.

Empty G slowly having the Lawnmower Man effect was not on my Bingo card... meanwhile Fetterman has been having the Reverse Lawnmower Man effect since he was put into office. Brain damage made him a Republican. She would have a very long way to go still, but... wasn't expecting this.

These people really don't hear themselves, do they? At least they are being honest, if not by accident.

I'm just going to stop even looking in the general direction of meat anymore. I'm giving it up for now. I like making chili in the winters, but I'm not paying THAT much to make it. Two pounds for almost $18 ?! I need a Mango Mussolini voodoo doll.

You can't possibly make me like this man. Dude could have helped humanity in some way. The man had to use AI to get someone to say they love him. If there is a hell... nypost.com/2025/11/09/u...

A bunch of sites I use have this message right now. I thought it was an issue with my VPN at first, but it's a widespread outage.

This is kind of awesome, if it happens, although I don't think we *need* a sequel to "Heat". Bale made a point to thank DiCaprio (who is reportedly also possibly going to be in it) in a speech for all the roles he turned down that Bale only got because he was the second choice.

One year, my dad asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I asked for a specific movie that I had seen and liked on blu ray. He told me that movie "sounded stupid" and he was going to get me another thing instead that I didn't want, cold cajun boudin shipped to my house.

They don't get the 4D checkers this alpha orangutan is playing. They've had 10 months to find his name throughout the files (that they said didn't exist) and replace it with the people he doesn't like. The *updated and newly improved* version will now have Jimmy Kimmel & Rosie O'Donnell in it.

A sampling of my typical Threads feed lately. Good stuff. I block maga without hesitation. I can't remember the last time I had to do it here.

Just remember, the maga clown you're arguing with in comments sections, who is telling you that the Tangerine Tyrant is living in your head "rent free" is sitting in a room just like this.

There should be a word for that feeling when you get something new to try (food or alcohol) but you're not hungry yet or it's too early to have a drink, not that alcoholism has a specific start time. I got what appears to be Aldi's answer to Guinness since they were out of the other stouts I like.

The neighborhood kids across the street are doing the "ding-dong-ditch" thing again, punching people's front doors and running away. This day and age, does anyone NOT have cams on their porch or somewhere on their property?

I find it ironic that this douche-canoe ended up in the hospital right after voting to take away healthcare, or at least making it much more expensive, for millions of Americans. Too bad this idiot isn't up for reelection until 2028. We should be able to call for a vote to recall anyone in Congress.

Jacob Elordi in his creature costume/make-up for "Frankenstein", hanging out with his dog on set. I once came home with a shorter haircut and my orange cat (Nemo) lost his ever-loving mind for hours. He jumped up on my fridge and hissed and howled at me like I was coming to kill him.

Kash Patel says people who track his gov jet usage are “dangerous and cowardly.” So here’s how to track it…

I'm one of those who doesn't believe that billionaires should exist at all, but if they have to they should be like this guy. Old news, but new to me. I'm not a news account. happyeconews.com/swedish-bill...

I wouldn't expect any less as an attempted distraction. Also, Why does Kegseth use an American flag as a handkerchief? Wiping your nose with the American flag doesn't seem very patriotic to me.

Megyn Kelly shouldn't be trying to do these kinds of mental gymnastics when she can't even do a mental push-up. They understand these things will haunt them, right? They're literally recording themselves for posterity.

If you liked the "Adolescence" 4-part series, you might like "Responsible Child", a BBC film that was just dropped on Netflix. It's been sitting in limbo for years and is only now available for US audiences. Be aware the story is sad and a bit heavy. www.digitalspy.com/tv/a69406044...

Billionaires implementing AI software into their platforms without testing it and it telling the truth about their ground meat brain owners will never not be funny. He should have paid more attention to the rakes Elon put down in his own yard that he walks into. newrepublic.com/post/203036/...

It's good to see Mongo (left) and Pixel tolerating each other more. They do have their own heating pads, so they don't have to sit near each other, this was a choice. #cats

OMG, they are right. Just avoid trigger words with your maga family and friends, that is if you don't avoid them altogether like I do. youtube.com/shorts/z7fqM...

"Is this your first day on the internet, ma'am?" Apparently she's never heard of the "Streisand Effect". She just made all of it ten times worse by pointing it out. Could this have been on purpose to be even more of a victim?

Bro just pulls these numbers out of the most unsanitary place. In the age of information, ignorance is a choice. "Donald Trump's *highest* approval rating was 49% during his first term, which was recorded multiple times between January and May 2020."

Two places I've worked at and two doctor's offices I went to have non-gender-specific bathrooms, just like your homes.

EMTALA, which Reagan signed into law in 1986, keeps hospitals from denying life-saving medical care to anyone based on race, gender, legal status or not having insurance. This does not mean it's free. They have twisted this to mean "undocumented immigrants get free healthcare". Huge stretch.

Wait... what? I keep saying that it was good Osama bin Laden isn't around because he would have been exchanging love letters with him.

I can't get over this same logic that the Mango Menace has... A Governor doesn't make the whole state that party and a mayor doesn't make that entire city that party. A friend has a Baptist church at the end of his street and he is still very much atheist. Every state and city has both parties.

Woke up to 60 degrees inside temp. Both cats were firmly planted on their heating pads. I just leave them on 24/7. I don't run the heater until I can see my breath inside.

I think he would probably have an entire shelf of copies of "Art of the Deal", which is autobiographical fan fiction that's written by a ghost writer, since he reads at maybe a third grade level, and I'm being generous. Comprehension skills are another matter.

Lol. This reminds me, David Bowie did not actually have heterochromia. He was in a fight in his teenage years and his eye was scratched, leaving one eye permanently dilated (anisocoria). The Prestige (2006) is still my favorite Christopher Nolan film, in which Bowie plays Nikola Tesla.