Roommate came back while I was playing with a dildo but thankfully I have high stealth and was able to shut the fuck up the moment he got back.

Can I have an attention kink? I'm into anything where someone is paying attention to me. I'm an attention whore.

Sucking dick is so fun. It's like a game and there's a prize at the end!

Big dicks are fun to look at but ugh they're too much effort. I'm lazy.

I need a bottom friend to share a double ended dildo with tbh

I'm so happy I was born at the same time as prostate massagers and gay furry porn

The male equivalent of side boob is when you can see sack but not dick

The hoe era snuck up on me, suddenly I want everyone and their dad to fuck me

If you enjoy fucking Fleshlights, please show me :3

The club is packed, and his insides are even more filled than that couch full of his friends~ Not to mention that precummy bulge... or the pawjob... or well, look for yourself. There's plenty to see tonight. #furry #furryart

This is 100% canon, by the way. Minerva Chapter 4 is aaaalmost ready for release.

Normalize teasing your caged friends

Okay normally I kinda hate being degraded... But tbh when someone calls me small... Yeah 🥴😳

If you rub my prostate I'll grant you wishes :3

"are you smooth?" No, I'm fluffy :3

I think the worst part about using chastity as a gender-afformation tool is that people don't bother to ask why I do it, and I get tons of "sissy/clit" comments... Which I absolutely hate.

A pup hood is calling out to me like the ring in LOTR

Dude, I just fucked your dad

Need a boy who will apply gentle (but firm) pressure on my prostate

I do think it's funny when people think because I'm in chastity I only care about 'servicing' them. I'm here to have fun, too. If you do it right I will make some really cute noises, so you better get to work, lol.

Really looking forward to grinding my prostate into a fine powder when I get back to my dorm

People probably think I'm into chastity because I like being small an submissive or something, but it's actually because my dick is so unusually big scientists from the government would collect me and do experiments if they found out.

PORN!