i forgot what nostrils were called so i called them breathing thingys

conveniently falling ill at the worst time haha

game day with irls turned into ‘let’s see how much we can make fun of el in a until they break’. i pretended my dad called me so i could leave. and now i feel like crying. it was supposed to be banter. ‘your opinion doesn’t matter because you’re chinese’. haha. very fucking funny.

he looks so prettyyyy <3

so why did a news article just say ‘it’s contained then’ dont lie just for the sake of it ffs

i thought a hornet flew into my face nope, it was the tree’s reflection. :D

it shouldnt hurt this much knowing that she doesn’t show me off as much as i show her off…she still loves me, right?

"boys are fun" [they said] niall are you going to yap for 2-3 mins straight about how annoying it was to live with larry

AHHHHHH

half of this list aint getting a single vote 💀💀💀

anyways #they hold each other in the street while they kiss on the dance floor why can’t they be like that (in public) wish they could be like that because he’s his

IM NOT NORMAL AAAAAAH EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD HARRY COVERED THAT NOT LONG AGOOOOO BBC YOU DARK LARRIE

out there watching satellites pass by 😭 sleepwalking should've been on the record ejfjsbfsdj

wearing very louis-coded clothes there harry...

me abd my firned havent stopped laughinf at this for the past 10 mkns help

don’t push if you don’t want the ugly truth.

“too healthy for me” okay. harry, where are you?

hungRY HUNGRY UNGRY HUNGRY

feeling blue so we do a thing called listening to fine line on repeat 🙃

walked past these girls who made fun of liam’s death :/ wanted to cuss them out so bad but i held my tongue

REGRETS REGRETS REGRETSSSS I ATE SPICY FOOD THEN HAD TOO MUCH ICE CREAM AFTER MY STOMACH IS SCREAMING

the balloon colours being the closest to him are ot5 ...

i took this fuckass thing down ages ago bc i didnt like it apparently someone was reading it and wondered where it was so they dm'd me and now i'm back to writing it :)

why am i crying at harry styles singing coming up roses

all i'm going to say is that people who are truly shocked by this have not been listening

REAL PEOPLE CANNOT QUEERBAIT DO YOU HEAR THAT ARE YOU LISTENING YET??

he's so sweetttt <3

i’m angry. why is the world still so homophobic? why does it matter who loves who? love is love that and that’s final. i want to marry my gf someday. but we literally cannot do that. questions would arise from families. our solution right now is a lavender marriage.

i just got called a dry texter. bro do you expect me to be like: "oh my godddd hiiii babygirl i love you i want to kiss you and marry youuu!!" NO IT'S 11PM AND I'M TIRED FUCK OFF

aww <33

hi loves, i know most of you do not listen to kpop, but considering the recent departure of lee heeseung from enhypen, i've realised that this is not an enhypen issue at all. it's the music industry. can we sign this petition? thanks :] wow i sound like a bot, i promise i'm not HA c.org/Ljq7XQ4tHY

tomato soup a normal person would not stick their fingers in it guess who did

oh okay. i’ll go cry and listen to dark to light then

0H MY FIUCKIGN GOD

ARE YOU LISTENING YET ???

why did this video break my laptop wtf i'm not even joking the full thing just crashed after i played it

my tongue is itchy

cinnamon boobs cinnaboobs hittymon rolls puns are hard

right i'm never gettin a fuckin cupcake from me bloody local waitrose ever again. that shit is fuckin mingin

i sleepy

oh shit i need to watch this

at your big ass age you’re spreading rumours like a 12 year old, grow the FUCK up.

myles...you do not know how much i need that song right now. www.youtube.com/shorts/vnfQM...

DSDFDBSNSDN I'MM SO EXCITED IT SOUNDS SO GOODDDD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUNNRIO

sniffing every 2 seconds i hate this shit why is it satan's asshole for one second, then antarctica the next

on the 26th march i will be gaying harder than i’ve ever gayed before I GET MY LESBIAN GAMEEEE :D

i just threw up i fucking hate this shit