Zidane Iqbal, how you keeping lad

What was the keeper doing there

Tap-in merchant

You’re telling me the Norwegian national anthem isn’t A Blaze in the Northern Sky? Smh

Lovely goal, too late to make a difference I fear

je n'aime pas

Lmao how’s he not given that, tremendous stuff

That looked like a stonewaller

They’ve had their onion soup at HT, I see

Mendy…good actually?!

Senegal have made it hard for them but the French look le shite

Ismaila Sarr, maaaate

Allez Les Lions de la Teranga, into those filthy colonisers

Saudi keeper was motm

Done him at the near post

I’m sure there’ll be no problems whatsoever with unsegregated seating on Wednesday night

The Saudis love an opening group match against a South American team

Not the best 23 minutes

Big fan of the Saudi lad doing the air guitar during his team lineup pose

Incredible mean mug from Bielsa

Gonna see how many matches from Monday Magic I can get through in an hour

Why don’t Egypt simply deploy the Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From he Who is in the Water?

Always have a soft spot for big Rom to be fair

Lovely hit that

No real dog in this game, I don’t particularly want either to win tbh

Man today’s Monday Magic card looks all kinds of sick, gonna have to find time to watch it at some point…possibly in instalments during the breaks between the football

Cape Verde’s keeper in tears nearly set me off

The miracle of Atlanta!

A little composure and they could do them on the break

The way I sat up on that Cape Verde counter

Someone take one for the team and stick a reducer in on Yamal

Keeper’s having a blinder

The more chances Spain miss, the funnier this game gets

I’m sure hydration breaks and the standard length of commercial breaks both being three minutes is entirely coincidental

Don’t think I’ve ever seen the not celebrating a goal gimmick at international level before

Fuck’s sake

Why do they keep making laws with glaring loopholes like VAR can overturn corners but not if a goal kick is given, what the fuck is that?

Amad match winner

Love a challenge that makes both commentators go “ooph” at the same time

Had to google where Enner Valencia is currently playing…CF Pachuca in Liga MX if you’re interested

No Amad for Le Côte d’Ivoire? Je smh

Goal for Japan!

Was that Liv Morgan lmao

Yes lads

Hideous scenes

When was the last time the Dutch were actually fun to watch, 2014 under LVG?

Ganbatte, lads

Well done Germany, I hope you’re proud of yourselves

I imagine this is what it’s like watching a baby seal get clubbed