Boomers complain about cancel culture like they didn’t invent it they just call it leaving a bad review online

RIP to Charlie Kirk, who can no long defend himself in the court of public opinion & therefore loses the debate by default

the psychopath girl from Class Of ‘09 who can’t talk to a man for two minutes without him being like “yknow you’re REALLY cute…I’ve never met anyone like you before…” except its me & instead of attractiveness its about being a nonjudgmental listener & instead of men its everybody

It’s not my merch haul anymore #AnthroCon

Okay which of you hypno furries did this #AnthroCon

The Ides of March

real people shippers will be like “omg jonwoo & klerp are so in love!!!!🥹” next to a pic of two people using a vending machine meanwhile McLennonites will casually post undeniable evidence of them sharing the romanticest relationship anyone has ever had every day between their morning cig & brekkie

Me: I’m needless I’m a rock I’m an emotional redwood NOTHING can phase me I love handling shit and solving issues just sit back and leave all the heavy lifting to me bucko I’ll take care of everything I got this Me, suddenly surrounded by age regressors:

Paul McCartney is the prettiest inbred lesbian I’ve ever seen