Nigel Farage is named 43 times in the Epstein files. 43 times. not 1 or 2 times. 43. why is he not being asked about this and why are the media not questioning this? this is the man who most bookies think will be our next PM, yet I've yet to see ANY journalist or publication question this.

GW9 I was 368k. I then dropped to 1.4m over the next 10 weeks. 6 weeks later I’m now 362k. Was quite happy until I realised I’m exactly where I was 15 gameweeks ago 😂

I’m also still laughing at Joao Pedro’s soul leaving his body when Adama turned around.

I’m still absolutely not having that first Spurs goal as a Solanke goal btw. Literally was scored by Guehi. It’s either an OG or a foul.

I see all the OR and gameweek rank screenshots are out in force again when the gameweek hasn’t ended 😂

non fpl, I hold a special anger in my heart at old people who park in the parent and baby spots at the supermarket absolute Brexit behaviour

Pedro didn’t start so it was still the right decision not to buy him, right?!

Winning the league entirely from set pieces is certainly an achievement

The main thing putting me off Bruno captaincy is that it never ever works for me when I go against the robot

Me, who’s very likely selling Wilson this week:

Cant really go with Joao Pedro now as I can’t see him starting at the weekend. Good chance he starts the next 3 after though I think. I’ll probably leave it and end up regretting it

I know I keep writing about this,but the level of delusion is staggering. How do so many people think Reform will 'save the country' when it’s led by defected Tories from the worst cabinet in UK history?It’s not change, just same failures,new logo,and people cheering like it’s a revival,not a rerun.

That’s a really bad case of cramp.

A) Guiu to Pedro B) Guiu to Evanilson C) Wilson to Mbeumo A and B mean I bench Wilson in the tough games he has coming and come back for Bryan for Enzo in gw28. C would mean bringing Wilson back for Enzo in gw28. Only 0.2 that I’d lose on Wilson which is fine.

1 point green arrow. Absolutely take it this week. 582k > 563k

The literal Tory cabinet who fucked our economy, fucked up Brexit, fucked up Covid and fucked up our entire future are just uniting under the banner of another party so you vote them in to get fucked again. Stupidest. Country. Ever.

The more I look at it, the more I might punt on Joao Pedro for the next 4. Can get to him straight from Guiu. Means keeping the uselessness that is Ekitike but I’d be able to bench if needed. I’ll wait and see what happens in Europe this week.

Reminder that there’s still another game this week, so your red or green arrows and rank will still change

Don’t want to be this guy but I’m really surprised anyone has looked at Palmer recently - the way he’s played, the state of him after his last game, and not being in the midweek squad - and brought him in for fpl this week.

Andy LTFPL is winning it all isn’t he?

Maybe I shouldn’t sell Wilson for Boomo this week 🤔

Ok so Sunderland are whipping boys when they’re away at West Ham but not at Liverpool or City. Got it

There’s lots of ways for this week to go very badly so I’d absolutely take a grey arrow or small red right now. Somehow need Thiago, Semenyo, Saka and Guehi to blank and Haaland and Foden to not do anything from the bench (if the leak was right)

Think I captained Rice and sold Foden for Enzo in the end.

Haha you have to love the chaos

Think I’ll just do Bruno to Bruno and hope for the best. Terrible fixture but I 100% want him next week and there’s a chance I change my mind on Enzo by then

Keep Bruno G and if he doesn’t play I get Lacroix vs Chelsea. Sell Bruno G for Bruno F against my double Arsenal defence. Feels like a 50/50 so I fully expect to lose out by 15+ points by making the wrong decision.

Bruno G to Bruno F loading a week early 🤕

Quite like this front 7 from gw24

Captain Mané locked in for the weekend

Should probably just sell Foden anyway at this point

Bournemouth getting a penalty this week was absolutely nailed on after how much everyone mentioned Tavernier being on them

Stars really aligned for me in GW22.

41 with Bruno G and Rogers to go. I think most of the main threats are done so hopefully a green arrow will stick. Sanchez getting a CS against Thiago was massive. If Newcastle and Villa win 2-0 with Woltemade and Watkins braces then I might be in trouble tbf.

I don’t think I underestimated how Utd would play today when capping Haaland, but I really overestimated City. I didn’t see them being this bad and clueless going forward.

Bruno 10m by gw24….

Might get Bruno and Boomo in 24 at this rate

Can’t remember seeing City this bad for a long long time. Should’ve done Foden to Bruno and captained Ekitike it seems!

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Sounds like I might need to make a keeper transfer soon then 😅

Cunha to Enzo this week very likely. GW23: roll and cry because no Thiago GW24: Foden and Bruno G to Bruno F and Rogers. Gw25: continue to cry until gw27 when I can buy Thiago because the fixtures justify it.

And I thought Semenyo’s ownership would finally stop hurting me, turns out he’s even better now

As of now I think Cunha to Enzo this week makes most sense. 23 can either roll or move Ekitike on. 24 will be Foden to Bruno F. Bruno G to Rogers has always been the plan in 24 too but I’ll be a bit reluctant to sell him!

64 for me in the end and a decent green arrow to 707k. Very happy with that as I thought I was doomed when Thiago went off AGAIN.

Pretty awful this from Arsenal isn’t it? Liverpool have been solid and organised but very little intent especially second half from Arsenal.

Someone is going to get catfished into signing Thiago for £50m+ and he will score 2 goals for them.

Think I might just do Cunha to Bruno F this week to get it done. Want him long term anyway. Other option is Rogers now and Bruno in 24 for Phil the fraud Foden. Probably need to admit defeat and get DCL in as well