ardbert n seto i love uuuuu #shadowbringers #ffxiv

If it weren’t so much work to pull the plug I’d probably detransition completely until I see a gic but they would even let you do that. “You need to live like a public embarrassment for 3 years before we even Think about giving you hormones” gooooo fuck yourself.

Boiler is super fucked. They can fix it this time (hopefully) but we’re gonna have to buy a new one dios mio

Practicing elaborate critter torture techniques

You knock off Zoraal ja’s helmet and he has damaged tattooed on his forehead

My full set…. And my encyclopaedia 🥺

you would think estinien would be an applejack but he is actually a fluttershy and once you realise this you will know peace

I am two hundred and fifty years old today.

i've grown really fond of this top since i flattened it.. my complements to the tataru, i was not familiar with your game

I can’t remember hw I don’t think they ever interacted but if stinien is hanging round twice as much bothering his dear friend Arvide how much of a loser do you think Tataru thinks he is and how much shit does she have on him

drachen mail you are so super cute when you dont have the hole. i will forever curse what they did to you

arvidr's drachen mail should have little spikes along the spine like lancelot fate. ily mr lancelot fate

annoyed bc i just figured out a way i could've made that thancred mtf port 10x easier. who let the dog make mods, he doesnt even have a high school level education

I bet it feels good as fuck for a second to get decapitated. Not with like a sharp object I mean full force blunt object hitting under your chin knocking your head up and clean off. I bet it feels good as fuck to be final destination blood explosioned

I’ve not had a normal birthday for the past 5 years. Every June is the worst June of my life. We have got to die soon it is the only way.

I feel so much guilt and sadness about not being a woman I think I would rather not be at all

I post Arvi x some guy and I’m like perceptively still female I am subjecting the people to hetslop. I’m sorry people. And then I post Arvi x some girl and I’m like definitely a man I am subjecting the people to hetslop. I’m sorry people. So there is kinda no winning on the wolship front

#art old steph

I am unfortunately really fond of grey bolg…. I think it’s the best gae in the game. “Oh yeh my favourite dragoon weapon is the unfinished prototype you get during the first zodiac weapon quest that gets replaced by the end of it” <- thoughts of the insane

da sweetest face in all eorzea

We get another lads night with the wol, Estinein, Thancred, and Urianger and they throw me on the hamster wheel and the energy I generate running on it is enough to power the servers for the next decade

How it feels to watch people argue about English localisation and know you don’t give a fuck about any of it

The biggest thing the aery rework robs me of is the concept of estinien, who has spent the last 5 years asking Arvi to do this with him and is very grateful their presence means he didn’t die, teasing them bc they got their shit rocked immediately and only showed up for the last 5 minutes

"need to go trauma dump on this lance real quick, brb"

There’s some premium me pictures in here actually. Not a thought behind those eyes

ouppy

Got my birthday card off my nan (she did not fill it out)

Lots of flesh consumption in ishgard now that I think about it… Flesh and blood drinking and repurposing of bones. They’re a thrifty bunch getting the most out of the whole body like that

If *I* was in charge of msq I would let Alphinaud face the horrors of cannibalism every day! It would be character building for him.

I bet it feels good as fuck to be Arvidr and hear one of your brothers mention everyone’s buddy Ser Yuhelmeric from owl’s nest and wonder whatever happened to him and now you get to tell them about the cannibalism

this is just our laundry list and I'm really into it. make me go back to MORE dungeons pleeease

best sound in ffxiv: ast gravity fwoom worst sound in ffxiv: evil evil magitek intruder vwoooouwm alarm

the heretics had such a good pr team for hw+ bc you play arr and its like we make KEYS for our SECRET HIDEOUT out of ELEZEN FINGER BONES. and its like ok guys

I’m so tired of being tired and ill all the time. I just want to be able to enjoy things

I'm running dungeons for triple triad cards rn and ghimlyt dark solo makes the cat feel VERY dangerous

Thought about Estinien and Urianger kissing earlier and felt my brain melt out of my ears

my antihistamines have worked and i now dont feel so sleepy i could drop dead. today i will play dawntrail😌

#catposting big eyes that see in the dark, silent footsteps, those radar dish ears that pick up the slightest sounds, a lifetime of hunt experience. They’re born for this. They get actually annoyed when nobody lets them go on them bc they’re perceived as a graceless “run in and swing” adventurer

Did the wol and Haurchefant not see the big orange aoe marker on the floor when Ser Zephirin tried to attack them? Why did they not move out of the way? Are they stupid?

Arvishtola could never work bc Y’shtola would be too bossy in bed

The Limit Break ability Square-Enix fears most.

Rhel’li my beloved academician should make a pact with Statice. He doesn’t really have a choice... a mini version of her is following him places no matter what. He has never been calm a single day in his life and has the best reactions to all her pranks, I think she’d really like to play with him

Chewing on them very hard. I need to repaint the highlights on that hair and I don’t wanna but they are so the cutes I wanna put them in a pastry case with cream and eat them

ok yeh it's cute....

trusts with estinien and urianger w their npc announcers enabled and just i hear the guy nobody invited yell out "YOU'RE MINE!". if you don't get out of here-

leveling him in trusts, they're doing it again today