it would be 80° by the time I'm supposed to go to therapy of course duh

oh. oh my stomach hurts so bad ok. ok fine sure.

why did I just see a lesbian claim that pillow princesses aren't real lesbians because they don't eat pussy 😐

I cannot even shit in peace as this beast (my cat) trills and mews so pitifully at the door

I want to make. rice w shitake mushroom ginger garlic onion (shallot !?) maybe in miso ?

my. GULPS. my performance review is on Tuesday FROWS UP

my tummy 30 min after one (1) glass of wine: OEWWEEWOOOWEEEOOWWWWW FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUCUCKYOU

oh my fucking god I just read the most racist fucking tweet under a thread about indian culture and it wasn't even about indians

it's kinda crazy how much hp damage I take from eating a bagel alone

ooohhhh chat oh chat oohhhhh chat

we gotta stop blaming mothers for not "teaching" their sons right. a woman can teach her son everything and he can still turn away and hurt people. patriarchy's not just at home, it's literally everywhere, we have to dismantle the whole system.

y'all ever feel like (esp if under the influence) someone else could easily take over and you have to struggle to keep control sometimes, asking for a friend

I feel like I'm there

"I can't be homophobic because I'm bi!" classic

ME WHEN MY OVERTIME ACTUALLY COUNTED FOR SOMETHING AND I GOT AN EMPLOYEE INCENTIVE PAYOUT

me immediately after using borax: it's all over your body. in your clothes. in your hair. on your hands (wore gloves and washed hands). you pet your cat and now he's going to die because you got borax on him. you're going to die because you inhaled borax. you're itchy because of the borax. you will

me when listening to interviews from sa victims is triggering

this is actually ridiculous

100% ACCURACY BABEYYY

me when I lie

ok I'm gonna make cheesecake

my cat used to wait by my door in the morning for food but ever since I got him this toy w silvervine in it, all he cares about is the game

chat we have to go back. everyone watch MLP NOW

someone... didn't have pancake mix so they used grok.... to tell them how to make pancake mix...

oh, dear

sinks deep under my covers to rest my eyes for but a moment

hearing tea abt my ex thru their sibling like yes thank you for the food

playing w smokey so hard that he's panting, so I stop so he can catch his breath but then he's PISSED that I stopped and it's like !!!! BROTHER BREATHE TAKE A SECOND TO BREATHE ! do you see how he's laying? tired himself out but still wants to play

I have the sudden urge to get into woodworking

hello?

I just

here we go with the tornado siren in the town that's famously never really been struck by a tornado

she's all grown up now

goodbye, my big dill pickle

I kiss SOAD sloppy style

no way i saw someone post this (dated 2 days ago) with the caption "look at Mark's slutty little waist!" girl.....

this is a random pic of a church basement but I saw it and got the foggiest memory of being in one of these and it's like . dark and I can see the clock and everyone's playing hide and seek in the dark? but lowk I think I was scared bc I was fr hiding and I threw something at someone for some reason

yessss I love to hear libfeminism criticized thank GOD

now this is what we wanna see

YESSIRRRR

tbh I never liked pocky bc it was from japan, it was only bc I could use it to play the pocky game to kiss girls

IM JUST SITTING IN MY CAR AND WAITING FOR MY GIRL

oh, dirt by alice in chains, they could never make me hate you

tbh I'm not as upset abt naruhina as I am about sasusaku. naruhina never really had chemistry to me, personally, but it's not like an affront, I can see naruto being bi. sasusaku, though? their marriage is horrific, sakura needs to be saved and to STAND UP ngl

maybe we gotta do a woodstock '99 for the next no kings protest like idk what else to do atp ngl

all you need when you're manic is a dream and it'll get manifested to real life

I just cry over anything in the morning, huh

peh I don't have allergies *rubs my face so hard it slides off bc it itches and my window is open*

you just got out of jail, don't go punchin again