eyebrow dysphoria, they could be smaller, more bean like, dots even

I'm so glad gachiakuta is popular because that means bean brows are gonna be back in style

me w scissors in hand, looking at my bangs in the mirror: fuck my shit up twin

thinking abt this

he's so baby I'm gonna tuck him in and sing him a lullaby !! look at him !!!

"should I wear my gojo costume or no" and it's just the sunglasses and a black dress

the guys gf started being mean in the comments and everyone found their pictures and started clowning on them THIS is the community I want to see

the people in my town want fucking blood bro 😭 this woman posted a guy being mean to her and everyone is like "the admins should publicly expose his name" and shit like guys please

bitch wtf are we meant to understand from this if u wanna spoil something atleast do it well stupid hoe delete ur account and never come on my fyp again stop complaining and just dont watch the anime if ur that sad omfg

it also said eat the rest of the chili and NOW sleep for 20hrs

testosterone in my body said ooohhh you're so sleepy you want to sleep for 20+hrs at a time oooohhh sleepy

AGHHHH I LOVE MY SON BUT HE WANTS ME TO BE AT HIS FOOD DISH AT ALL TIMES SO I CAN PET HIM WHILE HE EATS IM JUST TRYING TO SHIT RN AND HE KEEPS YOWLING AND SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR AND OPENING CABINETS

chat this is the tiramisu recipe I use and I think everyone should use it, I'd just say to add amaretto and/or kaluah to the espresso

I love looking up random shit off of AliExpress like YES dude I do want a 3k galvanized steel home that I can fold and unfold

????????? singular goose honk ????????

new kin just dropped

anyways why do I always got some weird shit in my pockets man why is there a mini screwdriver in there

dreamt so many weird things and also briefly about my ex AUGHHHHH

remembering when my mom would beat one of our asses n send us to our room and then like ... we'd wanna go upstairs to comfort the other and she'd stop us and say some shit like "don't comfort them, they don't deserve it/need to think about what they did"

one thing about me is that I WILL receive that item in the divorce idc

me: man what's making me so horny lately, I thought this stuff died down the new bottom growth: that would be my big, fat ass

perfectly spiced coffee, egg white omelette, pb toast with salt sprinkled on, maybe life is worth living after all

nearly every time I call smokey 'pretty boy' he slow blinks me

I love when I can diagnose* people with ptsd, bipolar, or bpd. I just kinda HHEY THATS ACTUALLY THIS

😝

tummy urt

ok I might have overstuffed her

someone's getting a bath

seeing a bunch of DBZ amvs to courtesy call by thousand foot crutch is healing me

it's crazy that if you go to bed on time, you wake up feeling okay??? like what? does anyone know what that's about?

don't you worry baby I'll be on it quicker than a dog eating a slice o'cheese

rei: imagine if we could hibernate me: yeah I'd love that... they'd still find a way to make us work though

I can be either one, I just need this

also kind of excited to be 26, I dreaded 25 tbh because the number is such an in-between type of age but 26 feels good I also feel this way about 28. there's just something about 28

I'm ngl even though it's hard to full on cry sometimes, I've felt *more* on wellbutrin than I would've expected. it's not bad, it's just cool to experience the full range of human emotion without it being one extreme to the other

all I want is veggie quesadilla, hot sauce, coke zero, skinny pop, halo top, too much weed, and an anime. is that too much to ask?

I did indeed think too much about it and now I think I have to genuinely isolate myself for the time being or I might die

I ain't gonna lie chat when someone who isn't me posts photos of me, they always make me look like I'm an old 85 year old man for real or like I've got the biggest, chubbiest chipmunk cheeks ever and it's starting to uh

hey also ? you know when dentists use the gel anesthetic before injecting you? does that not work for y'all or is that me? I've heard it might just be me 🧍🏻

rescheduled my dental cleaning because the vibes weren't there

hims fuckin dick and butthole

imagine getting woken up to the equivalent of 2am (I slept early bc i get up early) and your roommate is talking about canceling subscriptions and compiling all of it and everything and you're just there

I told my IT guy to have a good day and he got really quiet and said, "I'll try" BABY WHO HURT YOU AT 7AM????

I just made the perfect poached egg first try 🙂‍↕️🙏🏻

I watched too many cat videos and now I'm thinking of all the unloved or abused or abandoned cats in the world and kinda crying about iy

I really love that cats have accents depending on where they live

on my knees not only do I have therapy homework but now I have WORK homework AHGHHHHH

with his nosy ass

bro brought me to his food dish, head bumped my hand holding his food scoop so hard that it spilled everywhere and then looked at me like I did it on purpose 🫩