Feels like a hate crime that I’ve shown up to the warehouse to find out that work has hired the local football pitch and my name has been put down to play????

Good morning!! I am a man possessed. I spend about 80% of my time talking about animal crossing, and the other 20% of the time I am praying for someone else to bring it up so I can talk about it more

Regarding the Tomodatchi Life direct, I am very interested to see if allows gay marriage because we need that alright!!!!

Feeing #ok after a lovely customer at work performed a full religious ceremony in his living room and then handed me this (I do not get paid enough)

Can’t help but think storm Chandra kinda serving cvnt though ngl, she deffo a baddie x

Woke up, peeked outside, recycling bin and all its contents blown all across the street 🫩🫩🫩🫩

Not to be so open and personal at 7am on a Monday but I just found out the reason I got ghosted by a boy was because he saw me entering a pub looking fancy and assuming I was going on a date??? (We aren’t exclusive) ((I was going to a wake of a funeral)) Highkey kinda mad???

Monday

Very excited to play video games all day today xxx

Locked in this evening and finally booked all the flights and hotels for my Asia trip! Rather excited but it’s been a very long day… night night everyone xxx

Yeah that’s right I’m about to be insufferable asking for all the gays turnip prices xxx

Good morning gang! Work for me today sadly! At least tonight I have no plans which means I can sit and play video games 🤓

Applying for next season of the traitors because being insufferable to you guys on Bluesky isn’t enough. You all have to deal with me on tv for 3 weeks next January x

Do you think if I went on the traitors I’d be the first one murdered?

Honestly round of applause for how Stephen and Rachel slayed that from start to finish 👏👏👏👏 #Thetraitors

Everything reminds me of him 😔

Feeling fragile (a customer said I’ve aged)

Good morning!! Do I have to move from my current position in this bed?

James is so acoustic and I love him #thetraitors

Alright I’m very proud of my lil cactus and its flower 🥹👉👈

Omgggg the Tomorrowland line up is so good, I can’t wait to see all my boyfriends on stage!!!

I asked the boy I’ve been dating if he wants to go for Thai food on Valentine’s Day a couple days ago and he’s fully ghosted me 😂😂😂😂 not sure why I bother xo

I need to know if the scran is good in that castle #thetraitors

Putting my Grindr name as “👀4️⃣valentine” because girlies times are tough x

It’s giving get a life, 600 hours; my most watched show being SpongeBob SquarePants followed by Pokémon 😭😭😭😭😭 jesus

In the middle of a works day?!?!?

Good morning! Booked Madrid last night for in a few weeks time, very excited for gals on tour!! 🥳

New life is strange 😱😱😱 will it be as bad as double exposure??? We will see

First “have you got a wife and kids at home” question from a client at work of 2026 🤗🥳

Good morning everyone! Anyone got any fun plans today? Xx

Get my new work van today, it’s automatic and I’m scared 😵‍💫

Been so many nights out in a row, my exhaustion levels are horrific. Send help!!

Happy to announce I got Tomorrowland tickets 😍

I’ve been in Ireland 30 mins and someone threw and egg at me (and missed)

We went to the bar to watch the traitors… how did I end up performing princess of china by Rhianna on karaoke???

Not me storming into the closed gay bar when there’s a full production film taking place

The weekend starts NOW!

Good morning! It’s my Friday today! Couple of cheeky bevs tonight, flying to Dublin tomorrow 🥳🥳🥳

Next week is restart animal crossing island, yes it is 🙂‍↕️ x

Yay or nay? (It’s dark blue, I don’t know if the proportion with the actual lamp is right??)

Been staring at my new lamp shades for a good half hour debating if they look nice or if I hate them x

I know you can’t tell but I got new glasses 🤓👉👈

Good morning! I have a weird dream every single night and remember them vividly… is that normal?

Is giving “get a job” 👉👈

Going on a little tour of England and Ireland this weekend and I will be telling uber drivers I’m a corporate girlie or something (I’m just going many gay bars x)

I’m sorry this is daylight robbery 😅

Customers are being so fucking rude today Jesus!!!!!!

Furthest I’ve been: North: Reykjavik 🇮🇸 East: Tokyo 🇯🇵 South: Melbourne 🇦🇺 West: San Francisco 🇺🇸

@chazzersmurf.bsky.social hijack on Apple TV very good if you get round to it 🙂‍↕️

Spent all morning watching platonic on Apple TV and now I think Seth Rogan is kinda fit????