Super Mario movie is solid tbf, I had a fab time, anyone who hates it needs to just grow down xxx

Dating life is going well xx

Just bent over in my tradie trousers and the button popped off… does that mean I’m gaining weight or my arse is getting fat?

Good morning! I feel like an uncontacted tribe from sentinel island have a better immune system than me because why am I always ILL 😤

Everyone in mourning!!! It’s weather gal carols last day on bbc breakfast

Throat is on fire, nose is blocked, definitely caught something from the gay bar lmfao

ngl.link/jackspilo1 anyone wanna ask me fun things so my afternoon goes a lil quicker 🥹👉👈

Everyone happy this Monday morning?

At least I’m hilarious x

The boy I was with said he was into sports so I had to pull out my rugby top obvs

Bless him he doesn’t know this is the energy I’m going to be providing all day

There’s a boy coming round my house with prosecco and we are going to cuddle and watch overcompensating 🙂‍↕️

No funny business in the gay bar for me tonight ALRIGHT 😤

Feeling tired today BUT no rest incoming, day of work today before heading out on the town this evening 😴🫩

I feel like at least my nipples are a lil bit cute 👉👈

Woke up with a text from a holiday romance asking when I was in the Philippines because he will also be in the Philippines… is that a road I really want to go down again lmfao

Good morning! It’s Friday! Should we all kiss in celebration? 👉👈

Just been called out on an “electrical emergency” with the panicked client claiming her central heating timer was broken… turns out she just had her old prescription sunglasses on which was affecting what she was seeing on the screen… lord give me HELP

Good morning! 3 week countdown to getting out of this country for a month!!! Can’t wait 🥳🥳🥳🥳

I’m just really loving playing FALLOUT okay?!?

Back To You - Selena Gomez

Good morning! A boy just asked me if I could seriously service their boiler on Grindr… I’m going to be single forever 😔✋

Was going to buy pokotopia but just had to fork out £75 on a new kitchen tap

Just seen my old friends husband on gay tinder

I actually love loving men yano 😍

New neighbour just came round to introduce himself (no idea why because he literally lives diagonally to me) BUT he’s my age and kinda good looking, praise the lord in all honesty 🤣🤣🤣

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

Looking for a plus one to a wedding in Greece this September 🥹🫶 xxxxxxx

Who needs drilling?

Good morning!! It’s a fresh new week! Is everyone excited

Good morning! Making a roast today if anyone wants to pop over for one… we can spoon with a film afterwards 👉👈

We are sorted! After battling for a refund from Qatar, I’ve sorted flights through china and only cost me an extra £100ish, well chuffed, stress over 😮‍💨

Good morning! The current STRESS of having to find alternative flights to Hong Kong & The Philippines for next month has my mind fried this early on a Saturday 🫨🫨😵‍💫😵‍💫

Drunk me would cry in the club about the downfall of the sims franchise let’s not get it twisted x

Getting a little toasty in front of these gas fires and boilers at work, debating a jumper removal?? 🤔

Good morning! Do we really think Stacy’s mom has it going on or?

I run at my best when I’m listening to the one that got away by Katy Perry… what dos that mean?

18 degrees today!!!! Someone get midnight sun blasting on the speaker ALRIGHT

Had a horrible dream last night which caused a horrible nights sleep, at a family funeral today so safe to say I’m not feeling great xx

Honestly loving fallout but this game is HARD?!? Why does everything want to kill me at any passing moment 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Good morning! Started fallout yesterday, really need work out the way so I can rot on that all evening xx

Had a really good weekend! Hope you all have too xx

Surely I’m the first one to blast lipgloss by Charli out from the room above this smoking area right?? 🤭

My hotel room in Durham has a view of a pub smoking area, how do we feel about that?

I think about the second seasons of Overcompensating & Adults every single day tbh

Good morning! Early one today because I’m working this morning before heading up north for a birthday party!!! 🥳✌️

Good morning! Finished organising my next Asia trip last night, definitely the fool when my flight through Qatar doesn’t take off and whole thing is cancelled ☺️☺️☺️

Yeah I’m having a roast dinner on a Thursday and WHAT

It’s giving wet outside xx

The One Piece live action is phenomenal tbf