I have 3 birds: My tit My boobie My cock And greg

What it feels like to receive horrible pancreatic pain that is brushed off by doctors because “boys can suck it up”

Normalize eating finger sausages and subsequently getting sad you cant.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Valve if they ran the internet

Heres an impression of my response when someone likes enough of my stuff. “Honey, get the friend gun!” Thank you, thank you..

I need a calendar but each month has a different image of a sexy knight. I need June to be a man in nothing but a hound-skull bascinet, and i mean nothing.

Ive never seen such sass and awkwardness in one image

“If you point, 4 fingers point back at you” My autistic ass:

These and a dr pepper is my type of lunch.

I want so badly to break my right hand, it doesn’t feel like I deserve it.

Vulcans really looked at humans and went “sure why not”

These and a cane would make me look like a burgher in public.

Something that gives me the slightest emotional response. “Chat am i cooked?”

Coneheads is a good film in the same way sharktales is a good film. They are both good films.

Today i will do nothing and thats the April fools prank.

Wait, yall can see me?

Is there a name for people who do skits on YouTube shorts who you don’t know whether or not support queer people?

Haven’t posted often recently, been busy gooning to trains.

Please help out if you can or at least spread this around, they are a good friend of mine and I currently cant donate, despite me really wanting to help. gofund.me/4e218b18c

Bored and working

“Thats alot of food, are you bulking?” NO IM A FATASS

cítím docela hlad!

If a transmasc has bottom surgery, does that mean they have a clitorwas?

You no longer get a letter from the king when you turn 100 Instead when you turn 16 you get to go to a party with prince Andrew.

Please help out if you can or at least spread this around, they are a good friend of mine and I currently cant donate, despite me really wanting to help. gofund.me/4e218b18c

Posting on behalf of Leto from GamerTalent

Nothing beats a bus stop with actual bus times instead of est of arrivals. I like knowing what time it will arrive, not worrying if I’m on time or not.

Nothing gives me a boner more than basic human decency.

Yawning is like pissing. you cant quite do it when your nervous or disturbed but once you get it going you get it going.

“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this

Happy Sheelah's Day. This feast, largely no longer celebrated in Ireland, commemorates either St Patrick's wife or mother, who probably didn't exist. So let's celebrate a similarly-named mysterious figure today instead: the sheela na gig!

Art study

When I carry my speakers Im scared of dropping it, they make alot of noise.

More people should listen to the wallets

Normalise whimsy and dillydallying!

I like pies

Shoutout to cis women, gotta be one of my favourite people to compare myself to in the mirror

Knock knock CHICKING ASS!

Whats the evolutionary purpose of toenails?

Nothing is more painful than childbirth, except for maybe spicy food when you have an ulcer on your lip.

As a Yakuza 3 fanatic, I was disappointed by Kiwami 3 and all the retconning they did.

Its woman day, now give me money.

First thing we see when she opens tiktok

Guys i don’t think my level of anxiety is normal..

Weed makes you hungry Ecstasy makes you thirsty Any sleeping medication will make you sleepy (obviously) As someone with bad interoception, I’m jealous