I remember as a kid looking for hours at the animal crossing new leaf cover and wondering “why can i use the fucking playground equipment…”

Bro thinks he’s kiryu kazuma

If theres a god, can he grant me 3 wishes?

Yknow I haven’t dabbled in yakuza in a while, i wonder if anything has been annou- HOLY SHIT

Expedition 33’s Photo mode was a mistake

It hurts seeing previous messages of my ex, remembering how good everything was. I know I shouldn’t do it but i did this to myself.

What axis do you eat YOUR cracker?

I don’t think its normal for my partner to move furniture around their room for fun

Call me a window the way bad boys want to break me

Pride circle of hell except its just a bunch of demons praising you, bonus points if your a puppyperson.

Frog fact of the day: frogs are not fish i think.

My account is a fever dream

I fear miku

Therians are cool! I’m not one i think, but they seem awesome-sauce!

Despite being with my current boyfriend, i still find it hard to move on from my past relationship. But I’m trying everyday and sometimes i feel like i have, until i don’t. It was a toxic relationship but i fear i will never love like that again.

Dummest popular post on my account ever, y’all are a poor judge of character

Man conjuring a fish

Birds exist I think

I stack pennies

“Stehvee”

Im the reason why you get a result when you search your full legal name, im also the reason why people don’t trust anything i say. :3

Ill watch hazbin hotel if this post gets an unrealistic amount of likes Somewhere around 5600, because I’m that confident its not happening

i discovered The Sounds Resource

"You will make an excellent drone." -- The couple at your local kink club, probably (or Lt. Commander data and the borg queen, same diff)

Birds seeing helicopters must be so confused “what weirdo flies like that?”

Simon put me in time out for being a meanie..

Perks of living with parents is that they unironically wash your teddies and leave them to dry like this, I just found this.

Thinking about what would happen if your friends would die is cool and all until your me, who, I should add, is emotionally unstable and have psoriasis around my eyes.

The moment i bring out the nasal spray, my nose gets scared and is suddenly ok again

Walking the dog, he’s such a sweetheart

Im Doing digital art again

Feta

Im good at art i swear

watching metropolis. i hope she plays pink pony club

Got mad, then got chilled and then doodled pregnant spy #tf2spy #art #mpreg

Why do shoebills always stare like i owe them money

This mf looks like he bouta curse me with eternal doom

This is peak

Not to go all nerdy but why does the breen look like the ubese?

Salena Gomez has unfortunately gomaged

Dante can get it

Spy next door featuring Magnus cheving and nobody else who is famous

sorry politics posting rq i saw this and its important to me

just saw this image and got a #boner