Eating pussy for the taste (the sex is a bonus ig)

Explaining to a French moid why you cant just make a sauce that’s nothing but butter

Marrying my wife every week

It’s Fumble a Foid Friday time to get on them dating apps

Imagining becoming a rabbit and running circles around my beautiful wife

Becoming bisexual cuz im bored

Why am I, as a man, excited abt things

Pregnant for the 5th time this year. I’m literally just breedmogging

I’m gigglepilled and joyfulcel. I’m literally whimsymaxxing rn (I’m high)

Girls think I’m a Nut Vid Vending Machine 😞

Moiding out at the Ross Dress for Less

I need to chained up

Calling my transition «foidmaxxing»

Discord discriminates against the most oppressed group (guys who wanna dunk on their friends w a “Hitler would agree” gif)

Calling ever line of code not written by an AI autocomplete “humanslop”

Asking my fat chud son to respect women

Guy who uses Apple Pay to buy a gun

My wife is really getting into being in male dominated fields (beating me)

Sorry gamers, my foid comes first

Trump is the first bottom president

I hate when cafes serve roast chicken cuz now I’m nomming on a giant heaving breast that tastes like plain chicken

Looking for cis girls on Grindr

Blocking her on Steam

Made pasta in roasted red pepper sauce for my wife (me, cuz nobody loves me)

I may cum, but I would never ever ever orgasm!

Bodybuilding competition? More like a framemogg-off

Buttmogged these zoomers today

I need to have a shock collar on me at all times to stop me from posting

My lingomaxxed gf just patted me on the head and asked me to cleanmogg her apartment like a good lil moid

Holding hands with a beautiful Cortisol Spiker

Jestergooning at the work meeting when a bossmaxxing managerchad spikes my humble devcel cortisol levels

It’s ok to drink a few beers when you’re boypreggers

Brutally framemogging my doorway after 10 pullups

Wtf is this newfangled Kotlin nonsense, back in my day we just wrote a bunch of Java and called it a day

My code works

We are all puppygirls at the end of the day

Greening out outside the queer bar in Seattle, WA

That’s my secret capn, my cortisol is always spiked

if you go to a protest and *punch Will Stancil* you are not a revolutionary, you are not an antifascist, you are a fucking freak.

Oh stancil my will stancil

Even a stone cold truecel has his moments of weakness and fucks every now and then

Ragebaiter bf dunks on him gf

r/kitchencels My wife of 10 years left me cuz I can’t roll round rotis. Flatbread and paneer

Clocking in to sexy time w my girl

I don’t work wives, only work low commitment situationships

All the bad bitches lives in Sacramento CA

I missed home

listening to ethel cain at the function until i cant take it anymore and lowk slime myself out infront of all my loved ones.

Starting an incel band called the Foid Fighters

It smells like rotten fish in Portland