Peeing on my friends

The chicken biryani that I lost a right hand for (worth it)

Bench pressing my faggot wife for reps

Cracking my nuts tchaikovsky style

Got turnt on that good shit last night (morphine)

Flirting w my zillenial quirk chungus gf: waow your boobas are so heckin chonkerino

I’m a real veggiecel, I’m literally fibermogging these meatchuds

I’m a medievalmaxxing peasantcel (my fridge is broken and the landlord can’t deliver the new one till Monday I am gonna cry)

I need a goth gf (dark hair and boobs)

Explaining the concept of online friends to my elder family members

Not letting the evil woman get away with the horrific evil deeds cuz she kinda ugly

I love living in commiefornia

Listening intently and becoming a getting vored enthusiast

I’m an itchmaxxing scratchycel, I’m in my eczema era fr

Fingering my Foid in a Feral Fashion

It’s important to stay cautious online, ppl aren’t who they seem…. your fav oomf may be Italian

Jerking off male feministly

Taking an edible and getting paranoid abt whether I secretly suck at video games

Cringe wife happy life

My butcher handled my meat really well

my stupid chungus breeder fetish

Fuck my straight chungus afterlife

Getting relationship and life advice from Judeo-Groyper on Twitter

My wife beats me because I can’t get pregnant and continue her bloodline 😢

No more de cecco in the grocery stores feels worse than a breakup

I made some food this weekend

Imagining an onion

Thinking about this scene from Dispatch

“Add this for an umami kick” I’m gonna KICK you in the nuts and make you scream for U MAMI

It’s almost Monday again 😞

I’m high

I would like to make out spooky style w a beautiful witch lady tonight

Fuck my gay stud life

I’m my own demons

My bitch wife is trying to gaslight me into thinking it’s big

Carrying beer in my water bottle

Eating my delicious scrumptious meal and thinking how much this pisses off the Indians

Eating spaghetti w my bare hands

I belong in the kitchen

Gm

I hate captive dreamer

Shagging like a minx

I love Zohran M

Posting bible verses in the nsfw goon chat

Ready to lock in this locktober