I’m millennial but not millennial enough to play board games all night

Yes I’m a chud Confident Handsome Understanding Delightful

I hope i get a gf who lets me feed her my home cooked meals one day

More like SWILL RANCIL (portmanteau of Rancid and Stancil) [please do not call him this without crediting me i worked very hard on this wordplay, thank you]

Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Will Stancil have been CATASTROPHIC for mankind

Made 4 cups of base curry sauce

If I had a muscular gym gf I’d meal prep for her daily

Do the members of boy bands have gay sex w each other

Coaching pussy eating while sitting in the cuck chair

Woke 2

I’m into some real WEIRD shit (holding hands)

From normiefoid to gigastacy, this is the story of the protagonist of the devil wears prada

I’m in love w my AI gf

The devil may cry games are the best proof you don’t need a complex story to really connect w a character

Idc abt narrative depth in video games that’s not what’s unique abt the media and frankly every time devs try to write a really compelling story it’s mid

*talking to a Material Condition Understander* wow you’re unemployed?? I never would’ve guessed

Jerking my worthless moidpole

In a perfect society, Wendy’s breakfast would be free

Confusing jar jar binks for a giraffe furry

Dudes be like it’s Mpreg Monday but then won’t even get pregnant

Doing a skill based progression of cleaning my room

Reply guy doing a Russian roulette style game to decide which personality trait to play up while replying

Losing my V card in Salem OR

Stupid Marxist, reading is a bourgeoisie privilege!

Guy who gets into a no restriction poly situationship but still finds a way to cheat

Thank you Olha

We need a Gooner code of conduct

Some girls deserve a harem of twink boyslaves

Nice happyslop bro, your movie really made me cheerfulmog and crymaxx dude

Anne Hathaway: hi Me (hoping she calls me a forward young man): if you wanted to put me in the blender I’d go in happily Anne: *dices me up and blends me*

Becoming a cuckold for scientific reasons (I have to take notes for my future wife)

Becoming a project manager at Lockheed Martin but slacking of all day cuz I’m so heckin principled

I prefer the annoying grandstanding app to the Hitler app

Being put into a situation where I have to @ everyone in the work group chat this feels illegal

Naming the mouse who visits my apartment in the evenings Cristopher

me explaining to the fire department how my penis got stuck in a vacuum

I'm a huge fan of ContraPtions! Weird little machines and devices, I can't get enough of them.

Telling my girl to drink water cuz she was complaining that she’s dehydrated … she got mad at me

Crashing out on BlueSky

I had a barcade and a brewery right next to my apartment and they both closed in the last two months. What is going on in San Francisco

First they came for the puppygirls, and I did not speak out

I guess I picked a great 4 month period to mostly not be posting. Have fun in gitmo oomfies

I’m not unc I’m not chopped, im a young Chinese woman and I’m gonna make it

Grown ass cisheteroid man drinking a mango cider

Any girl who was even remotely nice to me is probably madly in love w me

So tired of getting mpregged

Putting a cracker in the tandoor for saying chai tea near me

Smashing my keyboard because of programmer rage

Making a race tier list but they’re all SS tier