i'm immersing myself in the Salt Path fraud and i can't get over oOOooOOoOo, Trail SoOooOoO long! it's 600 miles. that's a state and a half of the AT. on the CDT you'd still be in new mexico

The Eric Adams news reaffirms my belief that he'd be happiest in the micronation community. Just move to 2 acres upstate and call it Adamia and commission a military uniform with five rows of medals

i saw a bald eagle on the highway today. eating roadkill right in the middle of the lane. i've never seen one so close in the wild

Putting another book by the same author in a list of readalikes is like a cookbook telling you to substitute 3 egg whites for 2 whole eggs

I had a dream this website was being advertised on this banner at the end of a waterbed

i got everyone atitter at work today because i told them i'm in bed around 9 most nights. sorry! i'm sleepy!

i met a Guinness World Record holder today (solved the most escape rooms in 24 hours)

Today's 'if everyone around you is the asshole, then you're the asshole' moment was expecting speeding service at 11:45 am on a wednesday at the corner coffee shop

It's raining during recess and everyone's going to talk too damn loud to actually watch 20 minutes of a cartoon charlotte's web

Trying to find a memoir i only have vague impressions of. Very raw and traumatic infertility journey that starts to border on obsession and flies in the face of rational health choices? She eventually has a baby at almost 50?

Everybody in my immediate.physical orbit but me is having a Tommy Needy Drinky kinda day

This is the kind of weather that makes suicide rates spike in the spring

i know he's flown off high and away and good for him, but chris fleming's early youtube stuff is the most authentic portrayal of massachusetts ever recorded

Aw man, i missed emerson college radio's annual playing of jesus christ superstar in full

woke up in the middle of the night last night stressed that i couldn't remember all six simple machines off the top of my head

our traditional easter dinner is spaghetti and meatballs so one sacrifice i have to make is no nice easter outfits. not with that red sauce

I got a book that takes place almost immediately after 9/11 but the characters are talking about A New Tech Company With a 🤪Funny Name🤪, Google. I was excited about reading it but now I don't know.

headache update: my birthday buddy had the right idea of lying down in a darkened room for a couple of days

i'm home with a whopper headache and thinking how the last time i was migrained out the one thing that helped me sleep was the ambient sounds of medics attending an olympic snowboarder who wiped out on the halfpipe

I can hear the PEEPERS

JONATHAN IS NOT DEAD. HE'S STILL ALIVE. USATODAY REDACTED THEIR PREVIOUS STORY

oh and the children's room is doing a peep-inspired craft this week and a woman came in and told a story about how her friend like peeps 'to an eating-disorder degree' and when she died her husband put peeps on her grave. she then thanked us for softening her 'trauma involving peeps'

Also a former board member said my TDOV display was 💙gutsy (complimentary)🩷

Like 79% of my job is trying to figure out if someone really means 'print off a computer' when they say 'make copies'

name of the day: Kerk

Someone in town buys herself a new acoustic guitar every 2-3 years but forgets that she doesnt actually really want toplay the guitar. So she tries to give them to us. Every other year she forgets this about herself

Today is my first day in a new pair of jeans and I am s t u f f ed

i had a dream i was under duress and needed to come up with titles for a cozy mystery series set in a cheese shoppe. all i had was 'To Brie or Not To Brie'; tried something with Gruyere but it wasn't happening.

The next time chicago and boston meet in the alcs it should tie in with breast cancer awareness month and be the Pink Sox series

take this post as permission to throw out the 18m of leftover yarn from the thing you made eight years ago. it'll be okay

just got home and stood up after a cocktail that 'wasn't doing anything'

Out at the local spot and Lady A's Need You Now still sl a p s

you know what's really fun is surprise post-olympic worlds bronze medalists! we got three good ones this time!

ZINGNIK MEDAL??a?>sdmdoiwaurw#ur#*q{)

just pretend madison chock is diana's mother and you'll become a fan of davis/smolkin

Alas, our one book on capybaras is checked out so i can't add it to my lenten seafood cookbook display

Need that poster at Worlds that says 'Quadg0d Is My Only God'

the one big Task i did on my phone as opposed to my computer was applying for an IBR student loan plan. Over ~data~ no less everything else is not for my phone to know. bank information? credit cards? passwords? nice try

Sambo70? Nah, Samo70 (stop underscoring her)

what is with all these time violations at worlds? did they get a new brand of clock that can count to the picosecond?

other favorite foods: eye crust, spiders

'hi, i have a meeting at OtherTown Library tomorrow. Can you give me directions there? I asked them how to get there, but I didn't like their directions very much. Oh, and I don't really know street names around here.'

this but for harry potter

Got the comforter back from the cleaners and now it smells like tortillas?

why is my cat's favorite food her own earwax

grocery stores should offer a bulk herb section. say you only need 2 sprigs of dill for a recipe. buy a whole bunch and let the rest turn to slime in your fridge for three weeks? no. go to the bulk container of dill and just get what you need.

okay i read adult braces and we need to circle back on lindy west's passport being canceled because she owed back taxes? an unpaid hotel stay was so disruptive to her budget on this road trip that her sister-in-law wired the money to get back home??

Restaurants should offer aprestizers. Like, instead of a sweet dessert, maybe i want just one chicken tender. Or 2 oz. of steak. A side of pilaf

show me snow in the forecast for the weekend again