i have loved matteo rizzo since he included HELP! in his beatles medley program

danny got the loudest cheer for team usa i'm dying

evan's eyes have a 'free at last, free at last' sheen to them

olympic medalist daniel grassl was an unfortunate sacrifice we had to make to get an otherwise spotless podium

my friend just messaged me asking, 'what are your thoughts on kaori sakamoto?' and RIP her phone

The Georgian skating team is almost entirely Russian. It's as if Lenin's corpse never decomposed!

BUT WE GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR THE TRUE HEROES OF TEAM USA: ELLIE KAM AND DANNY O'SHEA FOR NOT COMING IN DEAD LAST LMAO

like i'm ngl that was what i wanted but i love both team usa AND tam jpn soooooooooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

too noivous to watch this you guys have funw ithout me

love that we get the radio comms on the skiing because i am, above all else, a nosy bitch

Olympic name of the day: breezy johnson

Ugh, I hate the backflip/Surya Bonaly misinformation that goes around every single Olympics by performative people who never bother to actually learn about her and the very real issues, primarily because of racism, she faced within skating.

saw someone on here making fun of my son ilia. shut up

just got caught up on yuma's short program

some poor guy from texas just moved here and was in fighting for his LIFE when i told him 'april' after he asked, 'so when does it warm up here?'

g/f's fd represents the challenges they've faced but there was nothing in there about the robot costumes

how do i get a team norway sweater

oh god the normie backflip discourse is starting again.........

IMPORTANT: Bugs and Lola Bunny are at the Olympics

Someday when someone comes in and asks, 'is there a kids' section in this library?'I'm just going to say no and see what they do

Do you ever get so exhausted being in your own brain

hahahaha the library's still open hahahaha

When the NWS's forecast includes the phrase, 'the snow could be heavy at times', that's when you know you're fucked

She whoned until I opened her stocking full of toys. She doesn't want to PLAY with any of them; she just wants to BE among them.

do you think tatiana malinina and roman skorniakov ever thought, when they were coaching each other post-soviet collapse because they couldn't afford a proper coaching staff, that one day their kid would be making Google commercial money from their sport (they probably did lbr)

Hehehehe imagine the boos in la28

The new ALA executive director deadass looks like he could be the father of coltee from 90 day fiance

How loud was the JD vance boo lmao

Somebody at another library very condescendingly informed me earlier this week that 'we would never do that' when i pointed out a possible ILL mistake because 'they are very careful' But i just confirmed that YES THEY WOULD

Re:Olympics, what to know about the ice dance team Fournier-Beaudry/Cizeron: FB stands by her former dance/current romantic partner after he was banned from the sport for sex crimes. C recently got his former partner fired from NBC via a cease&desist after she exposed his abuse in her memoir.

Breaking news: Team Poland have a 🥟 plushie

how i performed emotional labor today: apologizing to someone very disappointed there will be no actual holocaust survivors at the program we're giving about the holocaust next week

i just can't believe evan bates has never been named an olympic flag bearer

Somebody asked me if I, as a librarian, am required to know Morse Code. I wish that was part of it!!

Improvised booomark of the day: bag of microwave popcorn (unpopped)

sunset 5 pm in boston today. we made it

deanna stellato is injured and out of the team event and is being assessed day-by-day for individual event. excuse me while i go into the woods and scream

This is ours to fight for

let out a literal whimper at the new chotiner interview

one of the petty indignities of winter is having to put gas in your car at about 1.333 times the rate of summer

Out at the neighborhood joint and a trombonist is laying a sick horn solo on a cover of 311/the cures 'love song' while i eat a BLT

seeing that aronofsky 1776 thing reminds me of that scene in life of pi where he's so hungry he tries to eat the tiger's shit, but his body just instantly recognizes it as waste and reacts in turn

I can't think of five college classes right now but the one I think about all the time was Women and Globalization that I took my freshman year. It reset my brain. It shifted how I thought of the world and challenged the lend through which I view it.

I just had to explain to my boomer coworker the concept of the baby boom generation. She literally had no idea

They've paused ILL in my area because they cannot get drivers for the route. Our drivers for the past year have all been recent immigrants. Please please pleaee let it be because they don't want to leave the house and not because they got kidnapped already

one thing giving me ~hope is how little loyalty all these people currently in charge have to anyone or anything except what will benefit themselves in the next 15 minutes. they will sell each other down the river to get out of paying a $4 EZPass toll

It's time for bed bc i just saw someone from san diego ask if getting snow at her new house in tennessee means she won't have grass this summer

i snored too hard and now i'll have a headache for the rest of the day :(

everyone in maine knows how to pick out a fed in llbean and carhartt because so many presidents visit there and bring plainclothes secret service agents. good luck babes

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