Apparently the fiance has a new name for my willy: Stretch Cock-strong

Me holding my underwear open in front of the fan to air out the boys: "Now all of China knows your stench"

It sucks that I can't stick to some hobbies that I really enjoy just because the new thing hits me. Wdym the new mega man game is out, I was still playing bl3! Man I want to play minecraft, sucks that my entire steam library is uninteresting. All my free time is like this.

Random morning thought with no prior research: Gerald robotnic had a chance for redemption in shadow generation a la spiderman no way home, but in order for the timeline to be correct all his memories of the ordeal were wiped or he was yoinked at a point of no return.

It's kinda surreal working with people that want people like me to die not so secretly and seeing that they don't just like to kick puppies and twirl evil mustaches, and like video games I do as well, and share some of the same hobbies... It's like this guy is an AU evil version of me 20 years older

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