"How do you expect to win back men...?" We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

The movies consistently miss the mark by never coming up with a strong enough counterargument to Magneto's righteous anger.

love my great nation. not the schools though they teach wrong. not the agriculture though the workers are immigrants. not the scientists though they try to trick me. not the great cities though they’re elite. HATE the great cities. not my neighbors though they criticize my nation. I love the banks

The moment where Corenswet leans forward in a chair and smiles perfectly captures the Superman I've seen in my head my entire life. I've found something to like in every SUPERMAN movie (even QUEST FOR PEACE!) but hot damn, this thing's cooking with gas. youtu.be/Ox8ZLF6cGM0?...

One great thing about ANDOR is all the soy Republicans who love to complain about Star Wars being too woke have absolutely nothing to say about this show because it is leagues above their mental pay grade. They do not have the vocabulary to engage with any of the points it makes

Very excited to give Nintendo $500 if it means I get to play WIND WAKER again

I can think of few more effective ways to make America’s wine moms even more willing to hunt MAGAs than they already are than “taking away access to LIBBY online library services”

I was not prepared for the extensive role Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" plays in the new Hunger Games book.

One of the puppets I use during my pre-k story time program is a possum named Peter and he speaks like Peter Lorre for this very reason.

It is so fucking wild how Marvel just can't get it's act together. DAREDEVIL should be a bo-brainer for them and yet

Don't monetize your interests.

He's learned absolutely nothing.

I made it 25 minutes into EMILIA PEREZ before calling it quits.

1: So he is just 100% going for the Oscar 2: My 10yo who LOVES this motherfucker is losing her mind

The target audience for a BLUEY movie will have aged out of needing a BLUEY movie by the time it hits theaters.

neoliberalism is a scourge and we should say it

Dipping into the WICKED discourse now that the backlash is here to say that while I liked it a lot my 10yo has told me it's her favorite movie and she and her pals have been singing the songs constantly, and if the WICKED movie is supposed to be any more than that then what are we even doing here

I am a sentimental man..... (Also, for the record I just listened to the Sweeny Todd revival album A LOT, I wasn't just casually rocking Josh Groban all year, promise)

If you're going to give your son a lifetime pass but not capable of extending that charity in the form of student loan debt to tens of millions, you are cementing your legacy as a president unwilling to help the working class.

That whole show was a shrug

Cynthia Erivo gives a very good performance in Wicked, one that manages both cinematic subtlety and musical theatricality in a way that feels like a fully realized character. (And one that plays nicely off Grande’s more cartoonish turn!) The idea that she’s miscast is…suspect

This is why "Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call" has struck a major chord with the youths. They've been raised on a decade plus of pablum.

Trump is very good at running for president and very bad at actually being president and people being reminded of that en masse is good, actually.

This is one of the dozen reasons I am in no rush to see this one. I'm not paying $60+ to take the wife and kid out just to hear some 28yo nursing student squeal through "Dancing Through Life"

WICKED is going to do very well in a post-Trump Again world, but PART TWO is going to be an even bigger let down unless they made some big changes

My new life's goal is to be as chill as Derek

The kid got HOGWARTS LEGACY for Christmas, so naturally I have been playing HOGWARTS LEGACY. Say what you will about Rowling and the game's desperate attempts to distance itself from here, they perfectly captured what you presume it would feel like to use magic in battle.

Over the past few weeks we've been tearing through the later seasons of DOCTOR WHO (started with Capaldi) to freshen up and enjoy the new specials. My god, the complaints about Chibnall's run were *not* exaggerated one bit.

In my youth I would seek out all the awards contenders and check them off a list like homework and not make a list until March. Fuck that. I'm middle aged and embracing the middlebrow, baby!

Re-watched the Adult Swim Yule Log last night with the wife and a bottle of red wine. Highly recommended.

In an effort to not be the "Forgets to Buy His Wife A Present" husband I have gone too far and become a "Got The Wife Too Many Presents" husband. Times are tough.

Man doing a bad job shocked to see everyone call him out on it.

A Cricket on the Hearth? In this economy?

I have raised my daughter with an emphasis on empathy but I fear I have gone too far. This evening, while watching Chewbacca reunite with his son Lumpy in the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL, the kid burst into tears. What have I done?

Mainers commuting to work this morning

Between BOY AND THE HERON and KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON 2023 has been a great year for old masters to remind us they're the best to ever do it.

The SQUID GAME reality show is disgusting and immoral, and I can't get enough of it.

New FARGO: Good!

RICK AND MORTY wrapping up one of its long running narratives in a superb lore heavy episode to crickets is real proof that TV is just fucking dead, huh?

The new FRASIER started a bit creaky but it's up and humming now. Great character work, snappy jokes, and fun shenanigans. Hope it gets renewed and more people give it a shot.

Mean Girls: Frozen Empire

Well, let's see if this amounts to anything.