I can’t take everyone suddenly realizing Luka is that guy just because he’s on the Lakers now!!!! This is always how he’s balled!!!

I could so easily be a giant asshole. Almost all of my interests are asshole person interests. Thank the gods I’m a Mexican lesbian and not a man 😩

I have whatever the opposite of imposter syndrome is. Everywhere I go I think “this isn’t good enough for me”

Aces better not fuck up tonight 👀

The only thing that stops my toddler’s meltdowns are pics of herself or a mirror. She’s such a little icon 💅🏼

This is so sad

At least whoever the democrats run isn’t going to have a neck pussy

At least he went out with a bang!

Guys have some class… when Charlie Kirk said that some people had to die for the second amendment he was talking about kids!! Not white men!!

Hahahahaha YESSSS yess!!! Yes!!!!

They know who the MVP is We know who the MVP is Jewell Loyd stays campaigning for MV4

I love seeing parents who like being parents interact with their kids. It’s really life affirming in a way that’s deep in my soul

Amazing that Deathbed Donnie managed to piss off even the NRA 🤭

My toddler finally hit the 2 hour mark on her nap

Now my fuck ass neighbors (the ones who chopped their oaks to nubs in peak oak wilt season and have constant barking dogs) are feeding the wild gray foxes cat food on their porch

Fun fact about the post pregnancy body, you pee a little when you vomit. Anyway I have Covid

Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"

I really don’t think it’ll happen ever again

Sorry but I love mirror work

The degree to which “it’s giant corporations fault for every ill in the world and there’s nothing I can/will do about it” has completely shut off some leftists minds is truly a feather in the cap of the right wing disinformation machine. Hats off to Murdoch, y’all do his work for him for free.

It’s crazy how people fix their little fingers to type shit at me and think I’m not gonna be a bitch back at them

“even if he does we’ll still be stuck with vance” i want you to go away from me with your doomer brain. you have a radius of bad vibes and it’s dealing AoE damage

Somebody just said “hopefully he’s looking up at us right now.”

I legit have butterflies in my stomach 😍

Cults end when the leaders die. It may take a few months, but it will eventually run out of steam. Just for what that’s worth.

If ANY one of you rains on my parade when It Finally Happens, you’re perma blocked. This is your only warning ⚠️

I thought this was a Covid particle

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

This is a poorly framed question. Lots of conservatives would cut off a family member for being LGBT, for example, but that doesn’t clock as a ‘political view’ to them. Also, the narrative that leftists cut off their conservative family members too easily is extremely widespread on the right.

“It’s so selfish to have kids” yeah and it’s selfish to not have kids too. Damn. Who would’ve thought. Maybe people should mind their own damn business

“I’m vegan but I eat meat” “I’m able bodied but use a wheelchair” “I have brown hair but identify as a blonde” See how stupid that is? But all of a sudden when a lesbian says you have to be a woman who exclusively dates other women to be a lesbian it’s a problem 🥲

You’re entitled to say whatever you want, you’re not entitled to control people’s reactions to you. This is about lesbian culture. Betty WHO???

I know everyone parents differently etc etc but when I see a baby up past 8 pm I’m like

The Aces are winning again and the Spurs are in training camp… life is good

I am either too hot or too cold, this is my plight

Man look at these old pics I took at a game in 2019. Pop, Becky, Timmy on the bench. Aldridge, DeRozan, Dejounte playing for us. Good old days for real 🥹

It is time

Where’s my pal 😢 @duanemyers.bsky.social

Thinking of quitting my job so I can focus on being gay full time… 🙏🏼

cue Curb Your Enthusiasm music

Directed by Noah Baumbach

I have a great handyman that I’ve used for years, but sometimes I dread having him over because he’s really critical. Today he said “you need to water your grass in the morning” OK DAD

Why is there always a hair in my bra. What did I do to deserve this

2025 feels so much like when the kens took over barbieland

Leftists mad at me because I’m telling them we still need to vote. Bro maybe if you voted to begin with we wouldn’t be here

Hahaha I’m pissing everyone off on threads so I need to come post here 😈😈😈 spread out my villainy for all

Getting really fucked up and listening to passion pit was so fun in 2010… like damn. Peak.

I miss this so bad

Whatever I’m still gay