Revving your lifted truck next to the playground in a park should make you eligible for the death penalty

My sleep is so fucked

I DONT NEED ANOTHER JOURNAL!!!! Lock me up 😩😩😩

Please… I need this win

This game is giving me a headache

I legit get chills every time Wemby gets MVP chants 🥹

DON’T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

Ok this is hilarious of him

Me: I’m really not feeling well My family: HERE ARE 800 INVITATIONS TO THE SAME EVENT YOU’VE BEEN DECLINING FOR MONTHS

Pete said shit!!!

I feel like people aren’t talking enough about how good Harrison Barnes has been this season

This is another BULLSHIT flop by Sengun

Let’s go spurs!

I AM JUST GLAD ITS OVER GO SPURS GO

They don’t call him Marcus Dumb for nothing

It’s crazy the Spurs are ahead, I feel like they’re playing like shit

Obviously this isn’t a real indicator of anything but my most maga neighbors who have had signs and bumper stickers since we moved into the neighborhood in 2019 have taken all their merch down. I think the support is really cracking 🤨

All my friends should be online at the same time as me and also commenting and liking all my stuff. Otherwise the law is being violated

Fox still out 🥺

Y’all ever so tired maybe you should just die or

Once I was young and hot

International players > American players. The ego is crazy over here. The fear of messing up keeps so many players from greatness.

GO SPURS GOOOOO BEST START IN FRANCHISE HISTORY BABBYYYY

Uhhh

Pelicans are playing decently well against the Spurs tonight but DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Why do we keep getting close ups of these random white people (cooper flagg’s parents)

Another Spurs dynasty might really be coming...

🤌🏼 You have to see it to believe it #GSG

Okay maybe I am posting them all. Just unstoppable. The fake and reverse slam by Wemby! #nba

AREA 51!!!! 👽 🏰

EVERY NIGHT. It's wild shit like this EVERY NIGHT Wemby plays.

Really they called a carry on Harper 🙄

Wemby? Still good. Just driving right past Cooper for the dunk! #nba

Luke Kornet having a rough start foul wise

I can’t take everyone suddenly realizing Luka is that guy just because he’s on the Lakers now!!!! This is always how he’s balled!!!

I could so easily be a giant asshole. Almost all of my interests are asshole person interests. Thank the gods I’m a Mexican lesbian and not a man 😩

I have whatever the opposite of imposter syndrome is. Everywhere I go I think “this isn’t good enough for me”

Aces better not fuck up tonight 👀

The only thing that stops my toddler’s meltdowns are pics of herself or a mirror. She’s such a little icon 💅🏼

This is so sad

At least whoever the democrats run isn’t going to have a neck pussy

At least he went out with a bang!

Guys have some class… when Charlie Kirk said that some people had to die for the second amendment he was talking about kids!! Not white men!!

Hahahahaha YESSSS yess!!! Yes!!!!

They know who the MVP is We know who the MVP is Jewell Loyd stays campaigning for MV4

I love seeing parents who like being parents interact with their kids. It’s really life affirming in a way that’s deep in my soul

Amazing that Deathbed Donnie managed to piss off even the NRA 🤭

My toddler finally hit the 2 hour mark on her nap