Friends don't let friends follow Alt National Park Service. This is so weird and inappropriate!!!

Just walked the red carpet of the #Pluribus premiere hiding behind my friends like “sorry sorry, not famous, don’t look at me”

Going to my first ever Hollywood premiere tonight and I’m wearing the suit I wore to be person of honor at my friend’s wedding only 6 months ago. I just picked it up from the dry cleaners and it feels tighter. The legs seem shorter. What did I do in the past 6 months. I am trying not to crash out. 🧘🏻

a little too much of my mental health is riding on the outcome of a mayoral race 3,000 miles away

ok confession time: when I first became aware of Zohran Mamdani, I assumed his @ included a K so it could read ZohRANK Mamdani, because of ranked choice voting in the NYC primary. Anyway, then I learned his full name 🫣 and hope he wins!!

Fireworks going off, Rojas making me tear up, Blue Jays played a great great series, but after this year in this city, man.

CONGRATULATIONS LOS ANGELES DODGERS 🧢⚾️🏆!!! What a ride in every sense of the word

One of the greatest baseball games I’ve ever seen

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

OH MY GOD

we have got to destroy generative AI

Halloween is an insane time to go to your friends new house for the first time. Good evening, little lollipop boy jd vance has arrived, I *really* hope this is the right address

Some favorite Halloween costumes throughout the years:

how do I stop feeling like nothing is going to be allowed to get better. I’m sick of being told that status quo is the best we can hope for. I want to dream. I want to work for something more than this, not just stop things from getting worse.

The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.

Bsky is giving early good twitter tonight, thank you all for suffering with me

Toronto is in the eastern time zone so for these guys it’s like 2am

I love baseball (derogatory)

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

I don’t watch a ton of live tv so sometimes I forget just how many people apparently have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

Why is Idris Elba shilling for AI. We shouldn’t have let Cats (2019) flop

free 😌

help???

California pumpkins 🎃

since moving three weeks ago I have started to become much more intentional about setting aside blocks of time where I am truly disconnected and it brings me no pleasure to report to the internet that that shit works

I have the #WorldSeries pre-game show on in the background while I work. Shohei Ohtani just admitted that he and his wife are currently making their way through the CW classic Riverdale. Absolutely insane choice. It kills me that there were no follow up questions.

This morning on the train I was sitting behind someone who was silently making exaggerated Sim-like facial expressions and hand gestures to a 10-person zoom call. Then the person next to me started a very loud phone call about The Economy. I felt like I was being Truman Show’d.

if I ever run for office I will explain my very straightforward tattoos and it will just be “gay” “gay” “artistic (gay)”

Just put the final touches on my art studio!! I’m so fortunate to be able to dedicate a corner of my new living room to this. I have even framed a piece of my art for the first time 🥲

so many great pictures from yesterday and you’re posting AI garbage

It’s hard to think of a good Halloween costume when I already peaked in 2022 with the bisexual IKEA couch

I have felt so disgusted with how elites and institutions have behaved since January that I let that feeling bubble over into my overall attitude about this country. Today has been a reminder that the real hope remains with the people. #nokings

surrounded

The government wants us afraid and I refuse to be. We have rights. See you all out there.

No matter where you live or if you’ve never protested before, there’s a local No Kings Day event for you. Join a peaceful protest to make it clear that We The People will never bow down to a wannabe king: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings

the question mark really sells it

Ohtani ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Imagine trying to move into named partner at this law firm. Simply impossible

I just watched Kiss of the Spider Woman. Found out in the credits that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were executive producers on it. Which could mean nothing

They’re calling it Floor Time (earthquake drill)

abolish and prosecute ICE

Someone brought a sign to the Chappell Roan show that read PUSSYDENA. I love this city.

For my fellow Game Changer @dropout.tv fans, please enjoy the fact that I seem to have entirely unintentionally purchased a literal Adjustable Side Table, Walnut

Hollywood is so fraught right now but I have multiple friends working on or releasing big projects soon and it makes me so so happy to see them thrive in this way. I love art in all its forms!!

unfortunately my nervous system cannot tell the difference between being chased by a leopard and someone coughing nearby

I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is