quitting my job to focus on drinking enough water

day 5 and the air quality is still awful. learning a lot of about how long it apparently takes to put out a warehouse fire!

broke my fingers going for this

I own one (1) baseball player shirt

saw your ex walking into the

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2012-2015 twitter

my work made fare cards for all the countries playing a game in LA and obviously my first thought was “I wonder if Rhys Darby is going to the game today”

It is true that this is a beautiful pluralistic country with everything good you could ever possibly want in the world and also a corrupt stinking hell hole presided over by demons who want us all dead.

friend sent me a tiktok of Argentinian fans trying chowder in Boston and calling it SALSA DE LANGOSTA and it is taking me out

I live in Southern California, my A/C is on constantly, and my monthly bill is $65. The benefit of well-insulated apartment living! I wish everyone had the privilege but in many places it’s simply illegal to build these types of dense, energy-efficient homes.

Switching from the USA victory to a different USA victory (livestream of construction workers taking down Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center to raucous chants and applause)

The rumors were correct! I hate it here

Widow’s Bay renewed!! Nobody’s doing it like Apple TV

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

rip bozo

when you overcorrect for the invisibility problem

It would have made no sense in context but I think Widow’s Bay should have let Matthew Rhys be Welsh.

a couple of Dodgers players didn’t wear the Pride hat tonight and so they’re going on the Bad Vibes list

LOS ANGELES UPDATE: An excellent update for Nithya Raman. She wins today's batch of roughly 60K ballots over Spencer Pratt by almost 21%, which is well over what she needs. Pratt's lead over Raman (for the 2nd runoff spot) goes down from 5.9% to 3.4%.

I’m probably the only person who primarily associates Anthony Stewart Head with Imagine Me & You (2005) but that movie is IMHO part of the queer cult canon. RIP.

"The US military, with 2 hours notice, simulated bombing & gunfire in a residential neighborhood still traumatized by a fire last year" is a sentence that would have sparked a Jade Helm-style conspiracy group but is now "oh that's just what they do” anyway, happened in my city last night! #Pasadena

Credentialism is silly but sometimes someone will send me something on threads and I end up downloading the app and looking at the Takes there as someone with multiple political science-related degrees like

At this point in my life I’m incapable of not spiraling about election results even when I know nothing will be called tonight. I need to be at the airport extremely early tomorrow so I’m heading to bed soon and it’s probably for the best.

Happy Primary Day, California! Hopefully we never have to think about Spencer Pratt again.

Rulette is my favorite Game Changer episode, so suffice to say I am REALLY looking forward to this sequel

my brain whenever I have successfully avoided an ocd spiral:

happy June 1st! I better not catch any of you being straight

just took 50,000 units of vitamin d and I’m ready to fight god

is it comedy or is it the fact that the movie’s central premise is that “it’s funny when a MAN has to be a DAD because his wife has job??”

went to the Korean beauty store today and as I was talking to the clerk, pointed to the sunscreen and in a hushed tone asked “is this the real stuff?”

Rhys: "I love Salvador Dali" he's just like me

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)

One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?

? the vote hasn’t happened yet

#Hacks was a perfect show from first to last and I’m so happy I got to be alive to experience it. 🥲

Armando Iannucci is writing Paddington 4!? Cancel all my calls today, I need to think about only this

Someone is wearing a Ride the D shirt on my D Line train, like wearing the band’s merch to their show except cool

I’m at LACMA waiting for it to open and overhearing the most painfully heterosexual explanation for what a kiki is that I have ever experienced. If this were June I’d be able to do a citizens’ arrest

If I told you ten years ago all of the Jeopardy winners, doctors, lawyers, stat-focused sports nerds, and premium shitposters escaped Twitter on a pirate ship to a website that was completely inhospitable to Nazis and phrenologists……. I don’t know, man, I’d be pretty excited.

Been thinking about this Widow's Bay joke for a month -- it's perfect.

Getting made fun of for not knowing what kind of car is “the one with a bunch of rings in a row” sorry I’m POOR and COMMITTED TO TRANSIT

hello! I’m Amadeo to my friends, around since March ‘22 but who has only ever attended one event (2023 writers’ strike picket; I’m in SoCal) OFMD has helped me develop as an artist. I am fully aware that I am not a fan account but if you don’t mind piracy AND urbanism…

I’m in Sacramento. This sign/tape was on the ground when I first walked by so I walked right through and now on the way back I assume I am about to become The Hulk

I have stumbled on a rumored s22 Taskmaster cast and I really, really, really need it to be fake, as the “list” contains my #1 least favorite British comedian. please form a prayer circle around me specifically

saw someone on the bus who also had a classical statue tattoo and my haircut… catch you at pride, babe

a friend pulled this from my bookshelf thinking it was gay hockey

entirely coincidentally, I got an oil change today so I’m good for another 18 months or so but ooof, Trump’s reign as our most unintentionally green president is accelerating

should I… should I go see the sheep movie?

it’s so grossly misogynistic and racist that the media has, when considering the challengers in the LA mayoral race, chosen to focus on this absolute asshat clown