my awesome boyfriend @rest1ess1.bsky.social has been teaching me Flesh And Blood and ive been doing the thing of Reading The Card Explains The Card and its insane how many mechanics are non-intuitive or straight up need you to research stuff for an explanation

i got taught how to play FaB by @rest1ess1.bsky.social and i think that might be the least beginner-friendly cardgame ive ever partaken in

THEYRE FINALLY NERFING SONYA YAHOOOOO YIPEEE ticking pylon zilliax is a pretty significant hit to all aggro decks Dungar is a weird card and idk how it adapts to the meta shift notably absent : Ethereal Oracle stuff to watch out for, due to losing bad matchups : - Zarimi Priest - Lynessa Paladin

-> gets a weird combination of quests -> "hm i guess this clears all of them at once" -> goes 3-0 in top 300 legend imagine caring about optimizing your decklists while there's some asshole out there going undefeated with Nordormu in their deck

im playing thru monster hunter rise/sunbreak again and i got a really funny screenshot

Elden Ring Night Reign - rapidly encroaching blue perimeter that tinges the soil - co-op gameplay - gliding over the landscape - ransacking the realm for gear this is the Fortnite of dark souls

"why would you play BBU when rainbow exists ?" Climatic Necrotic is the fakest wincon of all time Reska and Seamtress are quite good but what the current meta demands is: - not dying to Bloodlust on 6 - being able to play the game vs Hydration Station decks - solving this boardstate BBU does it

wait this is a weirdly budget-friendly deck Primus is a DK staple every other legendary is either a neutral staple (Zilliax, Ceaseless) or a free legendary only epic is Guiding Figure it wouldn't surprise me if it's under 1000 dust for the vast majority of players

yet another minor update to Starship DK Helya is straight-up bad into fast decks, and in top 200, the slower decks have been doing fizzle setups to keep their hands full to burn the plagues so she's a lategame-oriented card that doesn't pull her weight in the lategame Bob deletes Unkilliax

from that one time i drove @wickhelm.com mad by mentioning there's a subsection of my tweets that are just random username youtube comments with single-digit thumbs-ups, effectively being lost archeological records

starship hunter is weird bc in theory, if you assume people only play tier 1 decks, then you're like a 35% winrate deck but in practice, players will gaslight themselves into queueing up "couldn't ever beat triple'd up Incindius in a million years" decks like Starship Rogue so you end up being ~50%

matchup table for this deck, in my experience playing at around rank 150 legend this week the main thing you lose to is when they present a turn six gamestate that produces 40+ damage that isn't solvable by 8 dmg Corpse Explosion

it's mildly amusing to me that every powerful play that Starship Rogue can do is just "something that Cycle Rogue does, but is being done at a powerlevel that's about 2 entire viability tiers lower than Cycle" but that just means Starship is solid tier 2 since Cycle is just tier 0

i feel like i should also have my discord here

wanted to pull a tweet from my account to here but didn't want to get the. the one with with 1500 likes. so here's my Starship DK code below

i just went thru wick's page and clicked on "people that follow him" and leafed thru to follow ppl ive recognized ill actually go thru my own twitter and find people there, but that will probably take like a whole afternoon and i kinda gotta get work done

btw ill have to take a day off to trudge thru my follows to build up my timeline again until then ill be on twitter but expect me to move here permanently and kinda just. archive my twitter account.

hi im here now