Fare thee well

Nine guys, only one of them every won an MVP

Three HOF's down the middle, Billy, The Rat and Dr Steve Harvey from General Hospital

Time is a circle

Six Reds and three guys that won more than 48 games in a single season

@profanity.accountant To learn how your use of colorful language has the ability to be counted and reported on

I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime Played it 'til my fingers bled Was the summer of '69

Nobody asked for this

Eight Reds and Don

From age 23 to age 29 John Clarkston pitched 3760 innings and faced 14899 batters, in seven seasons... in 17 seasons Max Scherzer has faced 11987 batters in 2963 innings. Throughout history baseball is a completely different animal at different times

137 days until Opening Day

Famous relations (direct and indirect), three Brownies, two Pilots and a guy the Reds could have used in the late 70's

Local birds spotted

Eight Hall of Famers and Chicken Turner

Jay's had 2 players making a combined 30M (Santander and Barrios) and the Dodgers had 3 (Scott, Yates, Conforto) who make a combined 47M, all five didn't play in the WS. That's 77 million for five players who did not play Payroll for whole 40-man Marlins - 67M White Sox - 78M A's - 78M

That's a wrap, break er down and take a breather. See ya in 100 days, go touch some grass or something

My Game Seven Prediction

Playoff baseball

When I was a kid athletes were better And they looked like your history teacher

We are better than this

Things I learned today Brandon Phillips is the last MLB player (2013) to have 100 RBIs and less than 20 HR's

One week of baseball left

Nine white guys walk into a bar

I think Toronto should invite Bad Bunny to sing at the opening game of the series and that both anthems should be sung in Spanish

I wonder if Votto is at game seven... and if he's having an ice-cold Celsius

I want to feel that way

The winners wives get to go shopping in LA next week

Josh Naylor

Game Seven in the semi finals of the tournament, do not miss

Ohtani eh?

Those who did not make it

Go, Go You Pilots! You proud Seattle team. Go, Go You Pilots! Go out and build a dream. You brought the majors to the Evergreen Northwest. Now Go, Go You Pilots! You’re going to be the best.

Record: 101–73 (1st in the Pacific Coast League); Manager: Jack Lelivelt; Home: Sick’s Stadium (opened the year before, 1938). They drew 355,792 fans (avg. 4,090). Lost the playoff final to the Los Angeles Angels, 4–2.

Things that make you say Hmmmmmmm

Thing's you probably didn't know about Powell Crosley's Hair-Growing machine

True story

It would be two cities and forty one years until the A's got in another series. At this point the A's had been in 25% of the ALs pennants

15 fucking innings! Not boring