You mean to tell me....we have a vice president who REALLY loves furniture stores and a president who played a former president's little sax??

It's friggen snowing in Maine. 😭

I love my kid's friends. Especially when I can ask them to help me build an embarrassing photo album for anything future suitors. This gen alphas are feral and I fucking love it.

If you want to see if someone you know is autistic, send them spoon videos on tiktok. Let's just say I just listen to a 30 min speech on what restaurants have the perfect flatware.

How do we petition to have Guillermo del Toro do all the Universe Monster movies? He'd do an amazing Phantom and I'd love for him to do The Wolfman. @realgdt.bsky.social please???

Wolfman- "You promise to wait for me and not watch Frankenstein tomorrow?" Me- "Yes, I already told you I would." Wolfman- "Does that mean you'll wait and watch Dragula on the weekend with me?" Me- "I told you I'd wait for Frankenstein, don't push it with Dragula."

I think the older I get, the less I care about celebrities. And maybe its the parasocial relationships I see all over social media.

THIS...oh so much THIS!

Kiddo has an early release day today. They asked me what I was going to do with the time I'll have before I have to pick them up. I said I may read a little bit. Little Wolf looks at me and goes "Or you have time to watch one extended version of Lord of the Rings." The kid gets me.

I just saw what Dean Koontz looks like and I don't know how to feel about that.

I didnt have crying in a parking lot on my bingo card but here I am.

Listen. Condolences to his family and what not but if I'm being honest. I thought Dick Cheney died years ago.

I'd be a billionaire if I was given a dollar every time someone gets my name wrong. But I will say, my favorite names that I'm mistaken for are Carmen and Karma.

Never in my life did I think my dog would throw a tantrum about her bed time. She's not liking this daylight savings time at all.

Holy shit. How the hell has Little Wolf been able to watch The Long Walk twice plus read the book? I'm struggling to get through it as a first watch.

When you see two of your favorite horror icons going to a "convention" put on by a local pedo... I guess I'll keep my mouth shut?

Rabbit Rabbit 🐇

Happy Halloween 🎃

I love how all day yesterday I made a plan to text my Nana bright and early today because its her birthday. Guess who was a dumbass and continued to think it was the 29th today and almost forgot her Nana's birthday. EVEN after making an Oct 30th post on Instagram.

Not that anyone asked but yes, the final season of Stranger Things is going to destroy me.

Some mornings, Little Wolf and I have meaningful conversations while in the school drop off line. Other mornings, they go into full detail about a fart they had. It's called balance.

Holy shit. That last episode of Dragula Titans was a fucking doozy.

You know what has shocked me the most about SNAP benefits news? I've seen more people and businesses willing to help those in need than I have churches. I have not seen a single thing from any churches willing to help people.

Me dancing to the end credit song. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Well thank you guys. Y'all proved to me that you're good people. This movie and the books mean a lot to me so it was fun seeing everyone's reactions. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

😂🤣 Little Wolf just cheered when Rust and Cole kissed. That's so cute. 💜💜💜 #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Oh boy. Here we go. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Okay when reading the book, I pictured Frendo just like how Kevin Durand looks right now. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Betrayed by the stick shift. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Oh man. Imagine having @adamcesare.bsky.social as your English teacher?? Adding him to my list of cool English teachers. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

When is it okay to finally admit that MadTV was so much better than SNL? #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Not my kid running to my room because they heard Gwar. 🤣😂 #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

The party scene in the book was what hooked me. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

People's reactions to the end of this movie will tell me if you're good people or not. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Oh wow. Eli Craig looks like his mom! #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

I can't speak for all small towns but did anyone else who grew up in a small town participate in the founders day parades? The dance studio I went to had us in them all the time. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Kevin Durand. A babe! #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

I actually don't think I've ever truly done a corn maze? I mean, I took Little Wolf through one when they were younger but it was made for Little kids. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

I've read all the books and it's literally one of my favorite comfort movies. @adamcesare.bsky.social literally wrote a love letter to us 90s horror kids with Frendo. I'm so excited for first time watchers. #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

YESSSSS CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD!! #Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

My poor fucking car. 😭 I can't even get into a body shop until November and even then they won't be able to fix it until January. 😭😭😭😭

HAHAHAHA well fuck me. I may have to take my offer down because I was just in an accident.

Took my anger out today and made a post of FB offering friends and families who made be struggling for Nov with no SNAP, a ride to a Walmart or Aldi for their 40 dollar holiday meals. I can't do much but with what I can do, I hope it helps

I am so angry at the world right now. Media literacy is dead, purity politics has killed our democracy, and now people are going to starve because they're losing their food stamps.

Puscifer going on tour is a dream of mine. Though I did have a boss who called them Pussyfoot and I still laugh about it to this day.

Why yes, my kid did wear a Puppet Master shirt for their school photo this year. Why? Probably because they're the biggest Puppet Master fan I know and I too have a lot of horror shirts.

I'm starting to see why Garfield hated Mondays. I managed to scratch my eye today because I thought my contact was stuck...it wasn't, it fell on the floor. So I'll be wearing glasses for the next few days.

I just know that Sinner is going to get snubbed at the Oscars so I'm glad it's getting all the love tonight on #FangoriaChainsawAwards

Should I already be asleep because 5am comes really fast? Yes but it's #FangoriaChainsawAwards and it's the only award show I care about. @fangoria.bsky.social

I'm so behind on movies. I still need to see The Substance and The Ugly Step Sister. #FangoriaChainsawAwards