Be sure to check the BoM pages near you to see warnings related to Tropical Cyclone Alfred. They can provide helpful, region specific tips such as "Avoid Drowning" and "Don't park your car below Sportspower like a moron. That always floods." (Wilson River, Lismore) #nsw #nswgov #sydney #australia

Cyclone Alfred expected to make a return to the Northern Rivers in T-minus 10 minutes. Also it's a category 5 now. Good fucking luck everybody. #nsw #nswgov #sydney #australia

Starting the summer season, electricity rates will rise 5-15% depending on where in the state you are located. Poorer towns will be affected worse than richer towns. Sucks to suck. #nsw #nswgov #sydney #australia

To celebrate Halloween, Government workers will be unleashing way too many fucking huntsmans on the road statewide. #nsw #nswgov #sydney #australia

Starting today onwards, @AlboMP.nsw.gov.au will no longer be able to make ill-informed social media posts relating to the ongoing genocide taking place in Gaza. Thank you NSW residents for your patience. #nsw #nswgov #sydney #australia

Following recent X (formerly Twitter) Terms of Service updates, from now on this account is the best place to find official updates about NSW Health & Safety and state updates. #nsw #nswgov #sydney #australia

Starting today, all potholes will now be filled with frozen molasses. Fuck you. #nsw #nswgov #sydney #australia