At my age living on the edge now means using expired Preparation H.

The best part of waking up is Irish coffee in my cup.

How long before some NFL or college teams start selling those guardian caps as merch?

A dangerously criminal fascist regime is on the brink of destroying the country and NBC News is giving us crucial coverage of fairy tales.

Not enough Westerns featured Bob Dylan.

The monster knows he's rocking his new Patagonia fleece vest.

Republicans are my # 1 enemy. Cling wrap and fitted sheets are in a dead heat for # 2.

Lavalife is still a thing? What year is this??

You know, if Canada became our 51st state, Trump could end their wildfires within 24 hours by issuing an EO mandating they have to clean the floors of their forests.

Just watched Nosferatu. So that Count Orlok was just a really horny dude. Was that suppose to be the takeaway?

My life is more than half over. Yet it's the fact that my space phone is 5 years old is what worries me the most.

I really like when it snows. Then I get to play 'what left those tracks in the yard?'. Neighbors cat? rabbits? red fox? deer? small sasquatch? obese child chased by a one legged drifter? Possibilities are endless.

Can you imagine if Chuck Berry had titled his song Timmy B. Goode? Rock would have died by 1960. Words matter, people.

January 1983. I guarantee you absolutely nothing good came from this fascist scumbag summit. Was this the beginning of the end?