When one of your pets thinks the others are expendable. "Hmm ... that looks like a hole in reality but I'm not sure." What happened next had me laughing way too much. www.facebook.com/reel/1144096... If you don't want to click the link, I understand. I'll explain what happens in my reply.

They *could* just ask for a ride in the TARDIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPKg...

This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.

Only in America could "rock bottom" somehow mean "still worth well over 40 billion dollars and earning a billion dollars profit PER QUARTER". Note: Target's 2025 Q2 net profit was "only" $935 million so they're laying off 1000 people who need those jobs. Target sucks. #Target #FAFO @cnn.com

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. No. Seriously. If he'd been a nicer guy, it wouldn't have happened. The racist f***er tried to burn a Quran. Reminder: He's a Republican who attacked a cop in the Capitol on January 6 2021 and Trump pardoned him. Some days, I wish I had a Death Note.

Watched the Hammer Films version of "The Mummy" yesterday. I honestly don't know if I've watched it before or if I'd just seen so many clips elsewhere that it felt as if I did. It was a bit slow and had an abrupt ending, as so many older monster movies do, but it was good.

#vss365 "So, what are my #options?" "Option one: execution." "Pass. Next?" "Two: I imprison you forever between the dimensions." "Been there. Done that. Said hi to Sapphire & Steel. Next?" "Three: You work for me." "Guess I'm working for you, then. Do I get dental?" "You get to live." "That's fair."

Tonight's music - alas, I don't think there's a full song version: And good night. www.instagram.com/reel/DP9Ta9-...

Why Arab immigrants were considered "white" in U.S. law for a hundred years (comedy bit): www.facebook.com/reel/1027278...

Oklahoma has announced it will test teachers coming from California and New York to combat "woke indoctrination." In response, California and New York have announced they will test teachers coming from Oklahoma to ensure they know how to read. ~ dailymisinformer on Instagram

Timeline cleanser. Not my kitten, just an image I found online:

Regarding a self defense post I saw on FB, here is what I know about self-defense: 1. Leave if you can 2. If you cannot leave, surrender your valuables if that will help 3. If you MUST fight, the best learn-it-quick self-defense is to find out what is forbidden in boxing, MMA, etc., and learn THAT

I know a woman who, at 18, saw nothing wrong with an 18-year-old woman dating a man in his 40s or 50s. By the time she hit her 40s, I heard her complain, just a little, about men wanting younger women. Take that for what you will. I'm just glad that, as an ace, it had nothing to do with me.

Reporters these days are cowards. They know if they rock the boat, they will be denied access, maybe lose their jobs, maybe lose their lives, so they're willing to bend the knee to anyone who can help them move up the career ladder instead.

#vss365 "Which alternate #reality is this?" "I prefer 'Parallel Earth'." "Why?" "Because it is. Lacking a spaceship, the power to travel between planets as well as universes would be ... prohibitive." "How prohibitive?" "It would kill the Sun." "Really?" "I lost 14 Earths before I figured that out."

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I wouldn't go that far. I grew up in the 70s and 80s where boom boxes were the norm for young men. It had nothing to do with "societal decay" or the criminal acts of a vile piece of trash like Andrew Tate, and more to do with wanting our voices heard via our music.

"We've always been on the same side of every issue," Donald Trump says about Mohammed bin Salman al Saud (aka MBS, aka Mohammed Bone Saw). Thank you, Trump, for admitting that you, too, want to murder and dismember journalists who are critical of you. Yet more proof you're a traitor to your oath.

Tonight's music is a little ... combative. And good night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7yZ...

Because Texas wasn't being racist enough already, now they want to say foreign exchange students cannot participate in school sports. I wonder how long before Mike Morath (a Greg Abbott appointee) decides black students shouldn't compete against white students. www.kut.org/education/20...

#vss365 "What's your #goal for the new year?" "Dude, it's only November. I haven't even had any turkey yet." "Setting goals is important. So?" "Okay. Here's my goal: NOT shooting people who bug me with trivialities when I'm trying to enjoy my life." His voice got very small. "That's a good goal."

Now that Donald Trump has won, finding a loophole to prevent the release of the Epstein Files by having the DOJ "investigate" his political enemies related to them for the next 3 years (can't legally release unredacted files involved in an active investigation), I need to walk away for a while.

It looks like Donald Trump and Pam Bondi have finished going through the files which don't exist, and illegally removed the actual incriminating information about Trump, so that Trump can relax and order the release of the files.

Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't special. She's a typical Republican: every damn Republican is steadfast in their views ... until it adversely affects THEM.

I knew the price of beef was going up but ... wow:

Sometimes, I think, "Republicans can't be THAT stupid, right?" Then I see something like this and I realize, "Yes. Yes, they can." And my hope for the future of the USA shrinks a little more.

#vss365 "What's your #goal for the new year?" "Dude, it's only November. I haven't even had any turkey yet." "Setting goals is important. So?" "Okay. Here's my goal: NOT shooting people who bug me with trivialities when I'm trying to enjoy my life." His voice got very small. "That's a good goal."

This seems especially relevant right now:

Timeline cleanser:

Jeffrey Epstein's brother just became the next guy to get subpoenaed once people actually interested in justice are in power again.

I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "child-murdering fuckwad." ~ Mark Sumner

Oh, this made me laugh. It's probably A.I. but whoever fed the prompts knew what they were doing. #StarWars www.facebook.com/reel/8395508...

#vss365 "Any regrets?" "I never had kids. It's not really a big #issue for me, but I would've liked a rugrat or two." "I meant about being executed as a spy in ten minutes." "Oh, that," I said. "Didn't I mention the escape plan?" "No," he said dryly. "You didn't." "Oh." I checked the clock. "Duck!"

Tonight's music. And good night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF_p...

Texas cops are so shitty. From the major cowardice they showed in Uvalde, hiding while a shooter killed children, to the petty assholery at the Texas A&M/South Carolina game today, shoving an injured player, then threatening him, Texas cops today are everything Texas author Robert E Howard despised.

No one should face such threats from the President of the United States. But if someone *is* gonna face such threats from the President of the United States, it's hard to think of someone who deserves them more.

Current mood: #4

PROOF THAT REPUBLICANS HATE ROCK AND ROLL: www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/b... #abftp

'scientists are divided' usually means 99% of them are saying the same thing & the other 1% were recently handed a big sack with a dollar sign on it Shaun @shaun_vids on X 2020-10-07

#vss365 "This is #transport ship Ulysses, requesting docking instructions." "Say again?" "Ulysses, requesting docking instructions." "Ulysses? You are ... overdue." "We know. We hit a gravitational anomaly. But we made it." "It's been 20 years, Ulysses." "Oh ... there goes our punctuality bonus."

OMG! Adorable grump timeline cleanser! 💕

I never try to talk to people without drinking coffee first #OnPurpose

I will never lie to you ever #OnPurpose

And now for something less evil and more personally fulfilling: I own a piece of a meteorite (sky iron) but this is as close as I will ever get to another planet. This is a piece of the moon:

Apparently, Zachary Segal the racist a-hole of Boston University @bostonu.bsky.social was born in the USA. Guess which state. Go on. Guess. Yup. Florida. Which makes this whole thing a Florida Man story. Florida Man Calls Ice on Legal Immigrants - Might Get Kicked Out of College for Lack of Ethics

Calling ICE on people with no evidence, when you yourself are on a crappy student visa?