You've contracted a prion disease and you're still alive?

I am tired of being a tool in someone else's game.

💭 I never introduced myself.

Its name is literal and It has already succeeded once. [Taking the card, it disappeared from sight with a wave of her hand.] I will keep that in mind. May the stars watch over you.

Perhaps. With a greater force. I loathe the thought of taking on the Sundrinker with such a small force.

Hiring my own personal chef was one of my smarter moves.

I have not fully figured out how It is doing it. It once belonged to a host, who used a series of portal stones to travel to different worlds. It has since lost that host, and so may have found other ways.

It does not count as dragonslaying. It does count as a form of adventuring. One must question how you travel between worlds? This dragon has Its own ways of managing that.

If you do not act, who will?

"You may refer to me as Esra," she offered, assuming he was not Fae and would not steal her name as one might try and steal a crumpet, her arms folding over her torso and her necklace rattling with the movement. "And what is yours?"

A Knight has done the difficult work of ensuring that this dragon *can* be killed by normal means... but the sheer amount of adventuring parties that have fallen to it have me concerned. I would welcome any help you might offer. What experience do you have with dragonslaying?

You have a self-destructive tendency to get yourself into trouble.

Cheap? Cheap is making the assumption that I wanted your prayers. Cheap is the assumption that I need a god or goddess' favor in my life, in any manner whatsoever. If I could bribe a god to simply kill this dragon, that is what I would do, and no sum of money would stop me.

24.

Do you have a conversion rate for gold?

[Taking the receipt. The spiral-eyed Elf looked at it, and then at him.] And to which god or goddess did you pray?

I should start charging people for my time.

You don't care if you're caught. You don't think anyone is after you. The people who are after you are long dead or you've been forgotten.

I am curious why you do not have an illusion over you.

Not even remotely. Perhaps you're seeing threats where none lurk.

Perhaps we'll find out soon.

A great question.

what

You impotent fool.

If I have to open a bounty on this thing worth the economic revenue of several kingdoms, I will.

Vayala forbid I try and send someone out in an organized team simultaneously.

Stop reminding me.

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This confounded dragon is going to make my head explode before it ever lays its claws on me.

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Eshenesra regarded Miri's question, and then was blessedly directed away from it as Lazarus talked and then Percy—Percival?—walked through the door and took the weapon, as she'd hoped he would. "Your expertise and experience would be an invaluable boon for us. I think we should retire for the

All magic casters have a fat ass that's where we store our spell slots.

How brazen, to openly declare one's entire personal dictionary before a gaggle of strangers that didn't ask.

Efficient things. Thank you for this information.

And what is it?

Who?

I am not familiar with this creature.

Drumming her fingers along the countertop.

Some of you need to learn the Shield spell.

If the knight succeeds...

Truly a mystery as to why.

If you use Gen ai you smell of pee and poo.

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I have never lied about what I am, what I want, and what I will do to achieve my ends.