Been ages since I did an #FCF

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Necessarily I just mash my fingers at the keyboard until autocorrect gets it.

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Gah! Why are all the gorgeous guys I’d wanna get with either married or have been with their bf for like 15 years. Ffs! What’s a widower to do?

Loving the UK weather

Woke up in someone else’s bed

Just a little sample. It’s a a question from the German version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. This was the first question. The contestant got it wrong. None of my German speaking friends got it right (including one who lives in Germany).

By jove I think he’s got it!

I’ve had quite a neurospicy day today. For two months my brain has been stopping me from doing two things. Difficult to describe what that’s like. It’s not because I’m afraid of the things, or they’re unpleasant, but my brain just says No. So I did the things today.

First time making bread since 2023. I appear to have lost my touch.

Typical Meta. They’ll monetise even grief.

She likes cuddles

Happy hump day.

You can’t do that the dicks will touch and that’s gay! 🤦

If you see this, quote a picture of your bush.

Happy Friday lads #FCF

Happy #FCF boys!

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Two weeks ago yesterday I went to wish my darling Boy goodnight only to find he’d passed in his sleep in his 40th year. We’d been partners for 16 years and tomorrow we lay him to rest. May he rest in peace, + and rise in glory.

Happy Friday lads #FCF

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Well this evening was lovely. Listening to Star Wars music and Holst’s Planets suite on the telly with my cat on my lap. I could have a proper nerd-out about music and sci-fi

We made it to Friday boys! I took these this morning, but if you can’t edge in bed all day on your rest day, when can you!? Now I seriously am in need an eager hole. And pole. #FCF

He gets so goony as he gets closer and closer to the edge 😵‍💫🥵. @ethenxxx.bsky.social getting his cock milked until his brain is total mush 🤭😈. Love it when they lose themselves to pleasure 😏😘.

Happy #humpday #gay #twink #ass #gayboy

Some need to touch the grass, I prefer to get fucked in the ass

I know that I’ll probably be shot against a wall for saying so, but; I actually prefer Ethan Gregory Peck’s “Spock” to Zachary Quinto’s

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Couldn’t resist a lot play

Happy Soft Cock Saturday #SCS

Commented on a Facebook post by the Daily Express. “Whatta mistake-a te make-a” That’s my evening gone!

Ok I’ve decided to do one.

Slightly more serious note. Went for my PrEP today and my regular HIV test. If you’re the sort of guy who regularly takes it/gives it up the chuff, get on PrEP. As a bonus, got vaccinated against the clap! #KnowYourStatus

Happy hump day!

Woke up with the hardest of hard ons in the middle of the night. So hard I had to sort it out before going back to sleep. Happy #fcf

It’s #FatCock Friday, and as usual I’m in bed and bricked.

Couldn’t resist while out shopping

And just like that it’s #MCM Monday again.

Yes it’s late but it’s #FCF somewhere

Sunday #cumday

Happy #FCF lads We made it!

Exactly the reason I dumped my ex. 12 years of that shit. I didn’t rob him though. I found other ways of making him suffer.

#FCF got me going

Happy Soft Cock Saturday #SCS to all who observe. The tan lines are really noticeable today.

The one day I can go the beach and the tide is in. Never mind. I watched it go out and took my place on the sand

Wood morning fellas

Happy hump day