“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

Thanks all you fucking weirdos for me having to block the word puppy.

It still breaks my heart that Joe Biden gets absolutely no credit for how magnificent of a President he was with the shitstorm he was deliberately given only to be relentlessly attacked, mocked and criticized and then discarded like nothing. We didn’t deserve him.

I think its ok for me to pray that he's dead since I don't believe in gods.

So this is a thing. People are asked if Trump dies in the middle of the night, do they want to be woken with the news. Hell yes!

The lies defining this moment in America: -The 2020 election was stolen -There’s massive voter fraud -There’s an epidemic of noncitizens voting -We’ve been “invaded” by millions of criminals -Only an authoritarian government can fix these problems -Jesus agrees with all of this

If I were running for President right now, my signature phrase would be What. The. Fuck. I think that's the kind of message that we need right now.

Trump falls asleep at meetings, shits himself in public, says insane things every day, breaks every part of the constitution, steals billions from government, a convicted sex offender and was best friends with the biggest child abuse ringleader in history. What the fuck is WRONG with this country?

The only way anyone ever paid to see Melania was without her clothes on.

Muted tesla and black eyed peas today because you fuckers post too much about both.

I made cupcakes with leftover pineapple ham glaze and donut bag crumbs.

We need to encourage the right to take their turn at unsubscribing to Disney+ now.

Why are snails cute but slugs are disgusting?

Elon's Tesla bonus is over 6 million dollars per employee.

Trump is gonna come back tomorrow looking like Emperor Palpatine and dissolve the Senate.

We can all just be happy he disappeared and shut up for a couple of days.

Trump is getting his brain worm implant from RFK. Putin already has his worm. Welcome our new worm overlords.

Cheryl Hines has the opportunity to become a national hero right now.

Why is my discover feed 90% about AI now?

Household tip. Sweep up some spider webs before you sweep the floor and you have a swiffer-like thing going on.

The rainbow ends at Outback Steak House

If I click less like this then more like this on a post, will I get the same amount of this?

Leo XIV, An American Pope. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons and catch them also at GoComics.com/laloalcaraz

My cat impersonating a banana

The kings are also both insane.

The biggest problem with this place is all the cartoon animal porn.