Why am I not unwrapping a big fat dick for Christmas please?

Ears lowered, powers restored n all that jazz

Perfect in this weather

Golden hr

3 loads… of laundry done this morning, flat cleaned from top to bottom, food shop and now making a beef casserole. Not even funny how much satisfaction I get from being a housemaid

Reskeet if your ass if FAT

I need a mounjaro pen, a Botox top up, a haircut and a boyfriend who wears white briefs and I don’t have none of them and that’s why my life is a shambles x

Reskeet with your fave picture of yourself in nature 🌲 💕

Reintroduction thread: Name: Jack Pronouns: He/Him Location: London via Middlesbrough Interests: Hiking 🥾🏔️, TV 📺, Cats 😻, Travel 🛫, Festivals 🪩, History 🏰, Books 📖 Vocation: Mental Health Nurse

A year ago today I took my cat to the vets thinking the worst and they literally said her only issue is she’s fat. Just like her daddy then I guess 😂

Coming on here makes you realise how much of a cesspit Twitter has actually become 😂

Hairy shoulders say hi x

Life’s a beach or is it a hot tub???

Home for the weekend for a big shindig with the group 🤩