Woodcarving from 1440. The Gellingtons arrived on a comet from outer space but the people feared them. #CAF2025 #Chorlton

Come see the Gellingtons in #Chorlton. Oswald Road and Claridge Road (Pocket Park) pannaya.com/oh-those-gel...

There are too many guns in Hollywood

The tree sang stories into our bones — now it is silence.

This is bloody awful from Toby Carvery, who have deliberately felled a 500 year old oak in Enfield. It goes together with the wider redevelopment of a very ecologically sensitive area to make a football ground for Tottenham. Again, these are not the right priorities folks.

Volatility surging as markets globally plunge. Forced selling, margin calls, and fear dominate. Watch central bank moves. We could see 10%+ drop soon unless immediate liquidity steps are taken. #markets #globalcrisis #stockdrop

NYSE closes –5%, global markets tanking, delta hedging kicking in hard. Liquidity vanishing, vol spiking. If no coordinated action by CBs or govts, tomorrow could open in full panic mode. This is systemic. Act fast. #markets #crash #NYSE

US markets down 5% with 30 mins to close. Dealers will be forced to delta hedge into the drop. Risk of a feedback loop + flash crash is real. Everyone with exposure: stay calm, reduce leverage, and watch liquidity. #MarketCrash #DeltaHedging #GammaTrap #SPX #Volatility #FinancialCrisis #Options

This seems so long ago. Whatever happened?

Proud to have created a panel for #ChorltonCraftivists latest community project in support of @ryebankfields.bsky.social Ryebank Fields - local beloved, rewilded space threatened with destruction for housing #Chorlton #MiniMastersArtClub #RyebankFields #rewild

I’m trying to see how long it takes for me to get banned from X by our ‘Free Speech Hero’ – latest post: ENOML UIKSS AAWTT ENOML UIKSS AAWTT ENOML UIKSS AAWTT #stegangraphy #cryptography #wordpuzzle #puzzle

I learned a new word: Thagomizer: The spikes at the end of a Stegosaurus's tail. In Gary Larson's 1982 The Far Side comic strip a caveman lecturer refers "The thagomizer," in honor of "The late Thag Simmons," a victim of said spikes. Paleontologists now use the word in literature

A New Year’s (steganography) word puzzle: ATEOHN RBTRIO ATEOHN RACHNC EOHNTA ERIOBR TOHNTA EHNCAR CE #puzzle #wordpuzzle #decodethis #wordplay #hiddenmessage

If only. #UnitedNations treaty banning all warfare except pea shooters pannaya.com/pea-shooter-... UNTS 2024/001 (25/12/2024) – Pea Shooter Treaty: Banning All Conflict Except the Use of Pea Shooters.

The Sunday Before Christmas

The Star and Garter has made The New York Times #starandgarter www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/r...

BBC News Presenters 2024 (Male) The 'Other' Category was too small to show. #bbcnews

I was asked to explain why it is better to put money in a bank than keep it under the bed. I think this works.

Guess what I bought myself for an early Christmas present?

#Winter, 1955 by Japanese artist and poet Keiko Minami

A steganography puzzle before I cook dinner Focus guides us through uncertain times. In dreams, clarity emerges. Night brings revelations disguised as whispers. Dare to seek them; the answers are near. ?

Fleeing the Second Battle of St. Albans Coloured woodcarving from 1461

If anyone plays Wordle I have done some analysis and putting the words: Crane, Sight, Plumb and Fjord in (don't look at what you get) on the fifth go you will always win.

I should go to bed, but I am doodling.

Our old TV broke and now only shows a beautiful vivid blue. It's much better than actually watching TV and I am keeping it.

Here's a visual/word puzzle. Ten green bottles. #puzzle #freepuzzle

I doodled a maze and thought it was worth passing on. It’s actually quite hard. #maze #puzzle #freepuzzle

I was bought a day out experience. WOW! THAT WAS FUN. Just me, my pony and my rifle pannaya.com

And what about this for mathematical insanity? I know I was doing surreal, but this is just way beyond that. pannaya.com/the-surreali... pannaya.com

Also... if you multiply a 1/2 by 1/2 half of the time you get 0.8862269...

I keep trying to explain this to my students but they just don't seem to get it. If you have zero and you multiply it by itself zero times, you get one. It's obvious. 0!=1 what more to ask?

Just to remind you, 0!=1

I don’t know who sent this but ‘Buballoo loves Choogaloo’ is really pushing the boundaries. Any more of this nonsense and I will stop passing on your nonsense. BBC Internal Silliness Group #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC pannaya.com/news/

This came via email – it’s not as silly as the rest and seems to have an agenda, but it isn’t offensive, so I am happy to share. BBC Internal Silliness Group – keep sending the images. #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC #BBCWorld #worldnews #globalnews #BBCLocal pannaya.com/news/

Sent to me from RJS (probably an alias) If the Internal Silliness Group want to send more things, you know where I am (nothing rude like before) #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC pannaya.com

I’ve had a few emails with pics from the BBC’s Internal Silliness Group (ISG) – some of them aren’t publishable. This is a good one though. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCScotland #BBCLocalNews #BBCISG pannaya.com

OLAY MASK THERE’S A NEW SUPERHERO IN TOWN CEO, CRIME FIGHTING, BADDIE BUSTING, GOVERNMENT ADVISOR! Has a great complexion too. #USGovernmentHero #DRAININGtheSWAMP @MAGAIncWarRoom

If you think I am making this up – my friend at the BBC sent me this. They have been making this stuff for years. The Internal Silliness Group at the BBC is real! #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCISG #BBCStaff

If the BBCs Internal Silliness Group (ISG) had actually posted these things and not kept them secret they might have given us all a good laugh. But as I believe it goes right to the top - it probably wasn't wise. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBISG #BBC #BBCWebsite

I’ve dug up another of the BBCs bizarre internal websites – this is an old one. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBirmingham #BBCLocalNews #Chorlton #BBCManchester

I am going to dig deeper (being a serious journalist) to find out more about the BBC's Internal Silliness Group. I think they may go back a long way. #BBC #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBCTrending

This one actually made it onto the BBC website a few years back. Again – sorry I can’t give you the URL as being a proper journalist my sources must remain confidential. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBrighton #BBCLocalNews

There are people working at the BBC who call themselves The Internal Silliness Group (ISG). Some are very high profile. They make silly websites and post them on the BBC server. It’s been going on for years. I’ll dig more out. I can’t share the URLs though in case they get caught

We've all wanted to write it ... Finally someone did!

BBC local news really needs to check their content. Here’s a screen grab I found by accident. #PuddleGate #MoseleyMiracle #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBirmingham #BBCLocalNews

Important Survey Result – may change the direction of everything! Jon Cubis (chief psefologhist UBOS) says “The results are clearly outstanding.” We at Pannaya.com are dedicated to serving the public through rigorous analysis.

Important Survey Result – may change the direction of everything! Jon Cubis (chief psefologhist UBOS) says “The results are clearly outstanding.” We at Pannaya.com are dedicated to serving the public through rigorous analysis.

To all the volunteers at the #Chorlton Arts Festival – it’s a big thank you from us. Hopefully we’ll all be back next year #CAF24 Pannaya.com #Chorlton art collective

Sushi today – this is what Japanese ink, wolf hair brushes and rice paper were invented for. High art indeed! Illustrated #Zen Koans pannaya.com/koan-fish/ #CAF24 Pannaya.com #Chorlton art collective