@poni dávat hors???

Exactly one giant @ptesarik spotted yesterday in Prague.

This is next level infosec shitposing: "It is the FreeBSD analogue of Linux's Dirty Pipe, CopyFail, Fragnesia, and Dirty Frag — except we gave it a BETTER name, with a BETTER logo, on a BETTER website. The other bug websites? Disasters. Sad. Many people have told us this." https://bumsrake.de/ […]

Just sent a 15-patch churny series. It took quite a while to write, including the changelogs. But seeing some other recent series, I don't think offloading any of that to a LLM would be a net time save for everyone involved (i.e. reviewers), or lead to a better result, so it is what it is. Also […]

Hail Satan! (and thx @david )!

@poni what's this thing doing at my lont?

Leaked Documents Reveal #Russia ‘Cognitive Strikes’ Against the West — Including Islamophobic ‘Pig Head’ Attacks in Paris > In September 2025, nine mosques and cultural centers in and around #paris#russiawere targeted with a grotesque Islamophobic stunt: Bloody severed pig heads, each marked with the […]

Finally found a comic about myself!

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

For one of the campaigns against surveillance I am looking for a designer to help us with some of the creative work. Paid project for a few days that can turn into something beautiful. Please send some of your work as DM here. Reposting also helps.

Sunday morning: in a trench, laying cable ducts for fibre optics. Sunday afternoon: train to Budweiss for the SUSE Labs conference. #lontlife

Me: as suggested by willy, adopt an unusual term in order to avoid an established term with weapons connotation. Youtube shorts algo: haha, look at this, you fool. (~40 seconds in) - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UkNnZgBnyqQ

I put some words all in one place about Copy Fail CVE-2026-31431, Dirty Frag CVE-2026-43284 and CVE-2026-43500, and friends: https://tharros.com/copy-fail-dirty-frag-and-friends-linux-kernel-vulnerability-coordination-in-the-modern-world/

Happy Europe Day but also fuck the EU for the age verification and anti VPN efforts.

It would be a real shame if Lufthansa Cityline closure affected my flight to LSF/MM (via Munich), right?

Someone asked me to sign their gpg key so I did. Am I doing this gpg thing right?

Ugh, the whole afternoon spent digging in 5.14-based kernel's proactive compaction code. With no great findings.

ICYMI, the latest "blog post" "by POC" from last week is by far the sickest yet. Do not read!

> FTRFS is short for the Fault-Tolerant Radiation-Robust Filesystem. While its name is similar to Btrfs, there is no relation to FTRFS. This file-system is designed for use in radiation-intensive environments such as within space and other harsh environmental conditions. Fun fact: the […]

RE: https://masto.ai/@phoronix/116325538074102257 Such a wasted opportunity not to wait 1 day with this, sigh.

Brno is truly a red hat city https://brnodaily.com/2026/03/25/brno/events-in-brno/brno-city-hall-will-commemorate-queen-elizabeth-iis-visit-to-brno-with-a-british-afternoon/

Oh hail him!

> To my mind, the biggest problem with MGLRU is that Google dumped it on us > and ran away. ... > This is a shameful state of affairs. > > I say rip it out. /me checks the commits that introduced MGLRU /me sees Acked-by: @oleksandr :(

#CzechRepublic police arrested two morons posing as pro-Palestine “Earthquake Foundation” who burned LPP factory producing drones for #Ukraine. Another arrest was also made in Warsaw #Poland in relation to this case. The group was previously unknown, their […] [Original post on agora.echelon.pl]

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Don't you just hate when

Got reminded about this comic for some reason. (source: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/automatic-business/ )

Oh wow a cordyceps spider, and of course practically in Brazil, just wow @mairacanal https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/science/spider-cordyceps-fungus-zombies.html cc @ljs

RE: https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin/116277884507515325 Any hungover thoughts @ljs ?

mm patches be like

A popular Bulgarian restaurant chain apparently deployed facial recognition and "smile ranking" for its waiters. There's no note of this in the chain's site and nothing in the locations mentions that this is happening (that violates several EU laws). The only reason this came out is because the […]

The Russians have published a game on Steam called ‘Ukrainian Warfare: Gostomel Heroes’, which is a perfect example of careful disinformation directed against a specific community. The game’s description explicitly states that they “want to show what happened in Ukraine at the beginning of this […]

The russian Paralympics team includes criminals, who were injured fighting against Ukraine. Some of them have served in units linked to war crimes and all of them volunteered to invade Ukraine. IPC President Andrew Parsons needs to be indicted and the entire IPC needs to be dissolved for this crime!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@vbabka/116183764219076893 Imagine if the kernel stopped letting you disable transparent hugepages.

Look I know RAM is expensive now, but building machines with memoryless nodes is not a good solution, don't!

Congrats to @ljs to a very special shout out by Linus! https://lore.kernel.org/all/CAHk-=wi4CA=yPP-rQON_2_swS5Jd0SS4UwWbct4LdfGFyzHFRg@mail.gmail.com/

RE: https://discuss.systems/@thalia/116175691567083224 Thanks, but I find plain Arduino to be brainfuck enough already.

A few years ago I designed a way to detect bit-flips in Firefox crash reports and last year we deployed an actual memory tester that runs on user machines after the browser crashes. Today I was looking at the data that comes out of these tests and now I'm 100% positive that the heuristic is […]

#russia discovering the old proverb about your own medicine….

RE: https://metalhead.club/@lkundrak/116166399966369577 Important message:

@oleksandr is this blasphemy?

CAUTION: EVENTS IN CALENDAR ARE SOONER THAN THEY APPEAR

The AI nonsense aside, the most cringe (although not surprising at all) thing is still IMHO considering himself as "perhaps the best engineer in the world". This even tops the legendary stature comment from lwn comment section. And it's trivially disproved too, because a good engineer are able […]

Good morning