Free use Betty Boop?

Netflix should be paying me too watch these sorry football games

Really want to stand behind Dak Prescott and sway him to elevator music

Christmas is about being 37 and going home and beating the hell out of your 36 year old brother to remind him, the reason of the season. Merry Christmas!!!!!

If I get like 10 rts on my next cookie fucking tweet on here I’ll start using it more

Found James Cameron's diary, they gonna have green avatars.

Starting my new job watching over this hotel on the off-season. Pretty chill i can bring my wife.

Macys day parade, watching ads about how if I don't want psoriasis I can take a drug that makes me suicidal and less likely to fight those urges. What are we doing here man.

Finally biting the bullet on a kitchenaid stand mixer this year.

Thanks Todd Bowles for making sure I go to bed on time.

Ok so I'm a sumo highlights guy, but this tournament has rocked and I may get up to watch this finale live

Whatever happened to that really gummy young republican guy?

Saw bugonia, 2 words Wow

So happy MySpace nuked all their music so no one can find my terrible high-school garage bands awful stuff.

Just bought a bunch of server farms

My brain does not have a worm in it shirt bringing up a lot of questions already answered.

Finally saw eddington, wow, what a flick!

They are going to do a crossover of reacher and tracker and it's going to have 295 million viewers

Bucs giving up the largest play in years to a team 💪my bottle of beam keeping me stronge

Dam, it's wild that Guillermo del Toro did an orgin story for Dean Koontz's Frankenstein

Me to the ghost I scanned: you better not be poorly trying to look human The ghost I scanned:

I'm tired of pretending, choo choo is problematic and I'm tired of x'all ignoring it 🧵

Accidently scanned a ghost again, and this time he's pissed!

We use to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Dick Cheney. Now we got no cash, no hope and no dick.

We use to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Dick Cheney. Now we got no cash, no hope and no dick.

I don't even want to watch this shitty football game, but it's the principal that it's not available without me digging out my antenna that is really getting me

As a florida educated human, lol we are so fucking dumb.

Wishing my dean koontz fancam wasn't lost to time. I spent a lot of time on it but, unfortunately, didn't save locally.

Jesus the refs are fucking the bucs

Redzone is fun but it feels like having a panic attack

Hey follow me on Bluesky, the blows guys app

Put my pen in my pants pocket rather than my shirt pocket protector and the god damn thing leaked. FUCK

Task, wow, what a show!

Getting lowered into my cluttered work station like Neil Peart "Let's fuck this up" Proceed to stare at my desktop for 8 hours

Roomba knocked over and rebroke the headstock of a guitar i apparently did not repair that well. If I believe the ghost i scanned was vengeful I would be worried.

Bucs-niners game last season is when I realized I needed to cut back my drinking and drop my season tickets. Go bucs!!!

Why is Charlie hHunnam doing richard jewell voice

This is not Ray Romano

Ghost,I scanned, ruined the end of shadow ticket for me and erased my selfie with Thomas Pynchon

Asked Tommy Pynchon to take my photo

Made so many new friends at the midnight release of Shadow Ticket, guy tried to ruin the event by saying Pynchon was at the bar across the street.

Only item on prime day is going to be the new Thomas Pynchon novel

Raiders

So the ghost i scanned is gone.

Just realized I shit talked a coworkers dumb TikTok listing of her recently deceased father's house, to her face, and that's why she hasn't talked to me in 2 months...lol woops!

Hurt my foot, and know, this is the ghost I scanned's fault

Wondering if maybe I shouldn't have used an orphans soul in my ghost scanning device.

Ghost i scanned is deleting the block chain

None of the other generals want to talk about the ghost i scaned

Ghost, that i scanned into my computer, got a virus.