"But I need to know."

"OH COME ON --!"

Do you think mom would get mad if I ate all the cookies in the house?

Pouting. "Meanie."

"You're a meanie. Imma tell Riku on you."

". . . AND?"

"NUH UH! DAD AND GOTEN WOULD DO IT TOO!"

"HOW DID YOU KNOW ITS ME???"

Y O U. BROTHER STEALER.

Mom's been showing me how to cook. Maybe I can make my dad a big ol' dinner for Father's Day.

pastelpalletes* holy shit, nikki muses in 2025? hell yeah

I wanna chug some oil. It looks tasty.

"Maybe those ancient Babylonian demons and the IRS that Vegeta rants about could stop these weird creatures. . ."

". . . Okay. Goten. . . I'm scared. . ."

"Huh -- what the hell's going on?"

What do you mean go back to -- [Stares at phone.] I was gonna tell him a fun fact about Scoobert Doobert. . .

I wanna eat dry wall.

"Everyone. . . please kick his ass. He needs to pay for what he did to my big brother."

"AW C'MON, ITS FUNNY."

"Yeah, he does. I think mom would cause chaos if he didn't." She takes a moment to pop a piece of candy into her mouth. "But it's definitely helping me get stronger."

"Nothing much. I've been doing some training." She looked up at Leon, flashing him a smile. "Telemachus has been keeping me busy."

She's nibbling on some snacks. Happy Saiyan noises.

"I'm so hungry. . ." She ate two hours ago.

Telemachus is getting married? I'm happy for him!

She's automatically throwing her arms around Aru, both of her eyes tearing up. "I - I thought you were gone for good!" Yeah, she's ugly crying.

". . ." Give her a second. She thinks she's seeing a ghost.

"Land a hit, huh? Shouldn't be too hard." Rolling back her shoulders with a hum, Retasu took a second to analyze her father's posture. He might seem relaxed now, but she can't underestimate him. ". . ."

"I know. . . But do I have to fight back like this? Can I at least power up?" She's dusting herself off as she got up from the ground. "It doesn't even have to be Super Saiyan."

The younger Saiyan tried to block each of his attacks but ended up falling flat on her rear. Guess the attacks were overwhelming. "Geez dad. . . If this was a ' just in case ' thing, I'd be scared of what you would do to an ACTUAL threat."

I am talking about you, Usagi. :)

Guys. Pssst. I know somebody who can get us ice cream.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What's a MILF hunter?

A war? Sora, I hope you know what you're doing. . .

Yes ma'am. . .

[A sigh.] Goten, that's a grown up word. Neither you or Trunks are allowed to say it.

You repeated what he said, didn't you?

But that's not fair!

But mooooom. I didn't do anything!

. . . Thank you stranger.

Goten. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨?

. . . Yeah, he's cooked.

I don't wanna be stuck at home all day. Being grounded sucks.

. . . What happened by the way?

YOU MUST'VE DONE SOMETHING TO RILE UP MOM!

BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!?

Why is mom grounding so many people?

I'm not much of a romance person, but why should anybody else's opinion matter? You like Gohan a lot, right? You should just only focus on his thoughts and opinions. My mom is a bit much, I understand. She's just excited at the thought of any of us having kids. No Trunks and Goten. . . they're --