ALERT! New candidate for biggest bootlicking loser of the year award!

Yes please!

❤️Vaccines!

Did anybody ever genuinely believe trickle down economics would work? It's completely farcical at face value, exactly the kind of lie that gets sold to continue transferring wealth to the wealthy.

Happy Thursday, Fuck ICE

Is anybody selling Islamic Republic of Japan t-shirts yet? Also, kind of curious what the flag would look like... 🇮🇷➕🇯🇵🟰？

I don't know who Becky Massey is, but Becky Massey definitely knows what a boot tastes like.

They call this a step in the right direction. Extrapolation suggests that if they raised rates by 2285% they could have cut residential electricity rates by 100%... (100/1.3)*29.7=2285, I'm too tired to decide if that math actually makes sense but I'm going with it.

I'm not a free speech absolutist and I disagree with those who are. But at least I can have some amount of respect for actual free speech absolutists for having some principles. Man Baby Musk is just a trash human being, a loser, and like the biggest whiner ever.

Marsha Blackburn's ad wasn't just racist, it was really poorly done. Couldn't even be bothered to print out fake fortunes, and instead really sloppily photoshopped the fortunes on there. A 10 year old could do that in like 5 seconds and probably do a better job at it. MAGA reeks of incompetence!

PSA: Meta is stealing all of your public Instagram photos: www.macrumors.com/2026/07/08/m... Not pretending this is a surprise or anything, just a reminder of what a trash company they are and what a trash human being Zuck is. FUCK AI (Yes I'm sure they steal all your private ones too)

Fuck Meta Fuck Zuckerberg Fuck these creepy shitbag glasses And fuck you if you wear them

A recent CNN poll found that 23% of Americans are wrong

“Non-consensual sex” is rape.

Cataclysmic capitalism

Just spent about 20 minutes speaking to Mitch McConnell. We talked out dragons, unicorns and bigfoot.

Taylor Swift has been silent for a long time lately. She released "You Need to Calm Down" in 2019. Pro-LGBT and seemingly anti-Trump. Seven years later this is the best she can do? If I was Taylor and "accidentally" invited this guy to my wedding, I would be horrified and the world would know!

The only person Chris Christie gives a shit about is Chris Christie. He's just seeing a potential opportunity in the decline of Trump's popularity.

Ban sports betting Ban prediction markets Ban Kalshi Ban Polymarket

They would have to understand the definition of TWO WHOLE WORDS before they could even begin to understand the differences. That's a lot of words for anyone on the right...

Legalized betting on everything (aka "prediction" markets) is a cancer that needs to be excised from our society.

Good morning has the GOP admitted that Mitch is dead yet?

Is posthumous impeachment/conviction a thing? It really needs to be a thing...

SCIENCE

Frightened pets, shitty air quality, lost fingers, and lost eyes. Is there anything fireworks can't do?

Unfortunately I'm already boycotting McDonald's, so I guess I have to double-boycott it now. Fuck AI The only job it should be legal to replace with AI is CEO.

Good afternoon. Are we communist yet? Based on the sudden level of concern from the Orange Shitbag we must be at least 90% communist by now, right?

Nothing that a little clean coal and a few thousand AI data center won't fix...

Ethics questions?? Potential conflicts of interest?? There are no questions about it. There is nothing *potential* about it. This is blatant corruption.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN knowyourmeme.com/memes/pics-o...

BOOTLICKER

Walking around with no arms and no legs is new to me...

And yet somehow republicans are the party that supports the military? Let's be clear, the only part of the military that the GOP gives a shit about is the military industrial complex...

Good morning has Mitch been declared dead yet?

Thrilled!!! 🤯🤯🤯 World literally burning down due to climate change and this guy is THRILLED

Fuck data centers. Fuck AI. Unplug them all.

At the absolute very least he should not be getting paid. I mean he should definitely also be removed from office, but making politician's pay be proportional to the actual fraction of days they show up or votes they cast or something would be a trivial first step.

Does he read? Has he even read his own book?? Can he even read??? I'm guessing he can read a McDonald's menu, but no way that piece of shit could read an entire book.

Oh noooooooooooooooo....

The Washington Post is a complete joke

Fuck AI! The least we can do is do our best not to share, repost, or promote AI slop. Doing so by accident is called being sloppy. I did this once, someone rightfully called me out. Of course it was an AI generated slop image critical of AI.... the sweet ironic hypocrisy of it all.

Water should be free angryscienceguy.offprint.app/a/3mp3lxmcul...

Gatekeeping benefits behind bootlicking is a cornerstone of fascism.

Police are protecting patriot front Police are protecting police Patriot front are protecting police Patriot front are protecting patriot front It's all the same thing

Tell me you're a colossal fucking loser without telling me you're a colossal fucking loser...

I mean if I hated this country I would fucking love Trump

Every data center is a planet and community destroying cancer.

Just found my spirit animal...

This is the fundamental misunderstanding the right has of the police. POLICE SHOULD NOT BE KILLING PEOPLE EVEN IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL. (Should resisting arrest be "illegal"? Subject of a different discussion).

So it's basically every company you would expect and... Scotts Miracle-Gro? Fun fact: Their wikipedia page states they sell "soulless indoor gardening equipment". I mean it technically says "soilless" but I'm sure that's a typo. Today I'm glad I don't have a lawn...