i had a dream last night that namjoon was my boyfriend and his post is making me feeeeel things

i think he knows what effect he has on people and he’s a menace cause he loves the attention

I LOVE THIS HARDCORE

his gaze is liquefying my insides

i mean, we all wanna be namjoon’s clay

i love that he’s so comfortable with his bros that he can be a weird little freak and we all find it soooo endearing

acting like these men don’t fuck, or don’t like fucking, is absurd and infantile. even ugly folks like fucking

listen i am almost certain that namjoon reads the comments. and fic he reads our fic 👀

of course he does where else would he store that swagger

the noise i made when he came on stage with that long blonde hair woke my dog up and made her bark because it was me. i was barking.

HELP!! I AM IN PERIL!!!! <swoon>

i think my life could use more Goodboy Jungkook

hiiiiii i almost died last week cause the ER decided to ignore my symptoms. but i’m here to say only bts can interview with rolling stone and have zero problems with one of the members having tissue shoved up his nose. god i love them

holy shit BTS is everywhere at this point if you’re don’t know the tannies, you really have to be unplugged.

SIR I BEG

please. someone save us from this demented old racist orange shitgibbon? i am so stressed it sent me to the hospital last week help us saint namjoon

the sneaker floor squeaks in the 2.0 dance video are giving me life. god i missed that

i will be scream snot cry singing when they play this song

just one time i accidentally sang “GIMME THAT VASELINE!!” and now when i hear FYA all i can think about is Jimin fiending for a prostrate punching

i am freaking out a little. my adrenal glands don’t work and i think i’m going into adrenal crisis (you don’t need to look it up; see pics below) i have taken my stress dose of prednisone. now i just have to wait. i REALLY do not want to go yo the damned hospital aaaaahhhhh 😩😩 will update as i can 💜

i drive about an hour a day, round trip. It’s perfect for an Arirang album stream 30 mins there gets me all hyped up by the first half of the album i always take a small pause for No. 29 and list the many things i am grateful for. 30 mins home and i get the cool down second half of the album. 💜

Class! we have another surprise guest lecturer! Aren’t we lucky ARMY! Super Tuna Enjoyer, in a fantastic piece that compliments our last speaker, i present: Cunnilingus Classification of Bangtan Sonyeondan; A Study that will Rip Your Panties Off.

Good evening class! Tonight we have a very special guest, Mx. Tannie Spankwank! Mx. Spankwank will present their well researched paper titled “Bangtan and Bungholes; Who’s Passing, and Who’s Diving in Tongue First” Please take notes, they’ll be a quiz next week.

i love group photos that give "taehyung showing off his six boyfriends" 🤌🤌🤌

army, you’re wonderful last night i got so much love thank you this really is the best fandom 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

i’m really struggling. my mom is having scary health problems and my brother who lives a 75 minute drive from her says he’s not going to see her anymore. i’m five hours away by plane. my sister is seven hours by car. i’m so fucking stressed and i’m not here cause i’m isolating. i’m sorry! borahae!

what i wanna do is put my hands behind those KNEES and pull him towards me hahaha delulu hours OPEN

you just wanna dive? then GO DOWN BABY

the way i literally gasped out loud and then muttered “jesus chris jimin what the fuck” when i saw his hair and telltale pout.

agreed! he may have briefly surpassed jimin for the biggest army of bts

okay the fits were fantastic i forgot that all the songs hit way different and better live i can’t wait for my turn to see them live!

jk’s earrings are sending me halp

ok now i’m watching the interview and I’m giggling and making little noises HELP I’M SO FOND OF THEM

oh fuck oh damn 14 seconds and i got goosebumps from into the sun. ooo imma hafta hold onto sumpin whew

okay i had to stop PLEASE because, correct me if I’m wrong, but this is the third song that has the tannies on their knees. whatchu tryna say? hmmmm??

oh for sure every night with bts is a fantasy give it to me all night? yes please!! Like, it’s a pop song but it doesn’t sound like every other pop song. #btsonemorenight

there’s only three new songs left for me to listen to 😭

they don’t know bout us is DEEP. they put it in the lyrics. it feels very determined. like, the world can label us, but they’re wrong. cuz they dunno. #btstheydontknowboutus

None of us are tamable hell yes, we feral and we want it all #btslikeanimals

normal is the shit it’s good i wanna listen to it again but i wanna hear the rest of the album i think it will be a favorite we all like normal.

Certainly NOT just you Sounds like they are up for dessert at the Kitty Cafe

merry-go-round made me think, at first, of army being in this bangtan shit for life but then it got kinda sad and dark. i was expecting some dark from this album. sigh. #btsmerrygoround

huh, No. 29

2.0 it’s different. i need a few more listens cause i don’t hate it. gotta keep rolling cause i gotta watch the interview too ahhhhh #bts2.0

ARMY is gonna be in slick city ALL SUMMER cause BTS is on tour BAYBEEEE

HOLD UP I am only seconds into fya and i had to pause it. i was not ready for them to bring it down like that whew #btsfya

the nerve on you shameless the era demands us THEY SO SASSY I EAT IT UP #btsaliens

we the mess gonna get a bigger mop here omg they can be such a mess a beautiful chaotic mess that we adore #btshooligan