The buck doesn't even pause here

Remember this?

The cleanup in Aisle 2028 will be massive and never ending

You know, having power doesn't seem all that it's cracked up to be. Maybe my job as an accounting clerk isn't so bad. At least my coworkers and I aren't walking around with knives in our backs.

I like the kind of Christianity described by James Talarico during Colbert's YouTube interview, not this horseshit.

Trump's laying the groundwork to nationalize the 'corrupt' elections of 15 states, as he said yesterday. Reeks of serious desperation. It's also the time we see democracy rally and really show its strength. This will not stand.

Wait, an internal memo can change the law? Awesome, I'd better start writing some....

God only knows what happens when no one's there to film it.

Trump's going to make 'Melania' mandatory viewing

The latest in gaslighting: demand someone lie then force them to apologize for not lying beforehand. Crazytown continues.

JD knows this isn't true, they all do, yet here we are. Their souls must be in agony, immersed in a world of lies and deceit, the truth forced down, sprayed with tear gas and shot five times.

Trump wants this violence to justify whatever hell he unleashes next. Judging from that crowd yesterday tho I think he picked the wrong city to mess with.

Too bad Mueller didn't Jack Smith them. Would've been nice.

Don't forget his ego, I'm sure that's pretty bruised being forced to back down on Greenland

We have now entered 'Guilty until proven innocent' territory

Trump meets the real world for possibly the first time. The bubble bursts. Let's make this a habit.

'That's fine Dude. I'm not mad at you.' Small men with big guns hate it when people don't fear them properly. Punishable by death apparently.

Just because you have the symbol doesn't mean you have the goods behind it. If Lindsey Vonn gives me her gold medal am I suddenly a great skier?

Trump should be banned from Philadelphia this summer. He's disqualified himself from celebrating the birthday of a democracy he's actively working to destroy.

Like going to Pottery Barn, crashing into a shelf of glasses then doing a Homer Simpson out the door, saying 'Don't look at me. I didn't do it'.

According to Trump we'll run Venezuela only until a 'judicious' transfer of power is possible. He repeated the word like he just learned it. For the Venezuelan people it means 'Never'.

This is what I told my 13 yr old son: We invaded Venezuela and ousted its leader who's a dictator but mostly because Trump wants their oil, saying the money will go to the people but really it'll go into the pockets of US oil companies. Did I miss anything?

Go big. Period. Love it.

Trump is watching this and sputtering furiously to anyone who'll listen, 'But that's not what we agreed to in the oval when we were BFFs'. No one will tell him the truth, that he was absolutely owned by Mamdani.

Pro-Life as long as said life is white and Christian

“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin. “You knew I was a snake before you took me in"

'Nothing worries me'? You're the President of the United States. If you're not worrying you're doing it wrong. Obama went gray during his time in office. He did his job.

Wouldn't it be fun if Dems took over both the House and Senate in November? Trump would be apoplectic and powerless. And maybe SCOTUS would have to come to terms with having some additional members. They certainly earned it. Then we could go back to being a goddamn democracy.

Sounds scared and I don't blame him. A million more chances his incompetent minions at DOJ will let one of the really bad Trump mentions slip through. Maybe something MAGA won't forgive him for. After all, they have daughters too.

Rising health care costs will completely eclipse that fake raise

Question: if there's irrefutable proof that Trump murdered Epstein, would THAT be enough? It's not Fifth Avenue so maybe?

This is the way. Looking at you, Epstein redactors.

So... basically a kill switch for democracy.

Democracy needs to really kick in now to save itself. The billionaires may have all the money but not all the votes, and that's where the real power is. If we turn every non-voter into a voter all the gerrymandering in the world won't save them.

It's crazy to me, these people who have studied democracy and the law, pledged their allegiance to it then undermine it to a degree that threatens its very existence. Like they're lighting fire to the bridge they're standing on.

When they put his name on it I wouldn't be surprised if the letters got repelled like the wrong side of a magnet, the building itself screaming, 'Noooooo!'

This is obscene. If God is on the side of these murderers and welcomes Hegseth (or Trump for that matter) into heaven with open arms things are not looking good for me afterlife-wise.

Anyone else find it troubling that they're doing tests on the president without telling him why or where

Let's go back through history to see just how solidly we are in 'bad guy' territory.

History is so tired of shouting.

Can someone please show me the entrance to the wormhole leading to that universe?

This is the opposite of democracy. From now on whoever votes for this should take a seat during the Pledge of Allegiance. Several seats.

Yikes, she'd better be careful. I think we're close to the part of authoritarianism where people start falling out of windows.

Should read 'Gaslight and Thanksgiving Prices'

Looking at you, Jake Tapper

We need to break Stacey Abrams out of Georgia and unleash her on the rest of the country, let her work her magic getting people, non voters especially, to the polls. She is fearless.

This is only the shit we're seeing in the light of day. God only knows what's happening in the shadows.

In what universe are these the good guys?

As a result, Trump's going to sign an executive order banning reality.

It's the permanence of this that gets me. A lot of the stuff he's done can be undone but you can't replace something that was built centuries ago. It's gone forever. I wish Trump were too.