two girls scrounging through my breaker box trying to fix a wiring error that was 0.1 seconds away from giving me a free defibrillation. puppy is now banned from wiring! >.<

I love autistic polycules. What i don't like is waiting for them to wake up. Puppy wants to play 🥺

i bled today when i used the toilet and i wish i could say that its because i got railed too hard. i need dark woke dr house to fix me up while calling me slurs and give a life long estrogen prescription as bonus

eldritch horror girl this, fae dryad plant thing girl that. what about a normal girl. what if she changed your entire life and now the plant thing girl has to live in a urban community. you might call me boring but imagine the amount of loving teasing you can do with someone so very different

yes puppy knows shes a full paw older but can she be the little sister anyway? please? 🥺

things dont always go as planned when you play league, and when they dont people will write "dog" in the chat to me. that always makes me a bit nervous! how do they know?!

puppy is done with her exam. its brain is now a twister mat where the color coded circles represent words like "arf" "yes/no" "bite" "orders" "please" and theres a girl on all fours stumbling all over it

vault tech are kind of comically evil in the fallout show, to the point of shock value. i like how new vegas had many factions failing because of some inherent human flaw. now it feels like its just vault tech and everyone else. the anti capitalist sentiment hits wrong, i wish it was more subtle arf

context: in the 1800s schools started mixing genders in class, causing moral panic. womens reproductive value was (is) considered fragile and needs protection. girls socializing with boys and exhibiting "male traits" were called boy-girls or tomboys by critics. did you read all of that? you dork ❤️

aaron paul dressed as jane keeps me going halfway through this exam. soon puppy will be free and dumb again arf

tbh i could really use a "boygirl" in a non academic setting 🚬

im using and citing the term "boygirl" in an academic setting. theres no way im not acing this exam

i kind of had a mental breakdown shortly after this but im trying to tell myself i at least got a good friend and a good picture out of it (im doing better now)

studying history and im losing my marfbles. the two countries that have warred the most is denmark and sweden and these are the kings that started it. what is this tf2 bullshit YOU LOOK LIKE TWINS!

getting my hands dirty rolling meatballs reminds me that not only am i seasoning the food but also my fingers. fingers that is also food sometimes

getting so emotional my friend has to check if im okay at the 2nd episode of the fallout show because the nice doctor lied that the puppy weighed 10 oz and then it grows up into a good and strong girl T_T