Man Utd are a load of Jackson Pollocks.

Bondi confirms ICE in Minneapolis because Trump lost the last 3 elections there.

On a personal level today is one of the hardest days of the year. Memories of Andy Stewart, Moira Anderson, Kenneth McKellar along with Robin Hall and Jimmy McGregor. I bet those punters never had to cut a Swedish turnip up into 1 inch cubes. Just put on the tartan, sing a few tunes, done for them.

Unclear why AFC Bournemouth would want to be sponsored by bj88 but satisfies two very distinct audiences.

If the State Visit of King Charles to King Donald is still to go ahead it would be good if Prince Harry could accompany him with his campaign medals on full display. Obviously King Donald would expect to be gifted them so he could hang them around his fat neck.

This level of lying cuntiness needs a corrective statement from either the MOD or PM. Someone who stole money from a Veteran's charity, posed in Arlington cemetery, called POW's losers, didn't attend a WW1 memorial as it was raining and said he 'didn't get it' on people joining military service

So Putin happy to have an 11.30pm dinner with Kushner and Witkoff. Never underestimate the KGB when it comes to sleep deprivation influence.

Despite Lorraine Kelly working with Jabba The Slug Eamonn Holmes for too long she does good travelogue. I will never forget her reporting in the rain with a runny nose on the Piper Alpha disaster.

Europe need Florida for reasons of continental security and Canada need Alaska. It's a shame nobody at Davos asked Manic Mangoland why his "need" for Greenland was greater than that for Canada which is the bulk of the missile flight path from Russia and Chayna. Easoer to bully maybe. #vikings

I can’t wait for Trump’s Board Of Peace to give Trump a Trump Board Of Peace Peace Prize.

If I put my toenail clippings in the compost bin, the council sells the compost on and it ends up in the garden of a future murder victim could I get nailed for the murder?

Donald very happy with his Greenland (AKA Iceland) exclusive snake oil rights. Good work Mark Rutte.

Harry Kane warming up for The Donald J Trump World Cup by missing a penalty.

Harry Hill must regret taking the PSV job.

Donald Trump said that the pair have “formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region" I assume Russia and Canada were cool with this. Or Donnie needs his Ovaltine.

Taco Trump must have got a heads up on the Supreme Court tariffs ruling.

Social media shows us every day how many seemingly rational people have an unhealthy relationship with politicians, and they should stop thinking themselves superior to the “other side” if they are shouting at strangers and calling them names as soon as they disagree with their favourite guy.

Bob Marley & The Wailers x3 Stiff's Live Stiffs x2 The rest is mere detail.

Kan vi spille mot deg hver uke?

Who amongst us who was named multiple times in the Epstein Files and was passed over for a Nobel Peace Prize hasn't threatened to invade Greenland?

The Africa Cup Of Nations final needs a FIFA Peace Prize winner to sort this situation out. Tariffs should do it.

So farewell then Donald J Trump. Today you jumped the shark and lost bi-partisan support of any kind. As you enter lame duckhood maybe take your hand-rigged Supreme Court with you. Oh and tell Junior the drugs don't work.

Will Trump be applying tariffs against countries that beat USMNT in The Donald J Trump FIFA 2026 World Cup? 10% for a win, 5% for a draw?

Donald has The Precious.

Robert Jenrick has a very loud dog whistle.

Post match interview "yeh" count. Ben White 6-9 Viktor Gyokeres.

Danish Foreign Minister "it was the US decision to dramatically reduce the number of US personnel based in Greenland from 10,000 to 200 over the years." For Trump's better understanding what is that in Dog Sleds?

So the only concession was to rename Greenland as Donald J Trump's Mangoland.

Tomorrow's headline "Iran tells ICE protesters help is on its way"

I sometimes wonder who these people who post on BlueSky are. It seems almost everybody who follows me these days either posts nothing themselves or platitudes from a wellness manual.

When are the NFL Relegation Playoffs?

Trump needs to man up and visit Iran along with Ukraine either on the way there or on the way back. Sat on his ass at Mar-A-Lardo or The White House feat. The Donald J Trump Ballroom simply doesn't cut it.

The descendants of Leif Erikson definitely need North America for security reasons. Trump needs to accept the idea and make the necessary accommodations.

There is much jockeying for position to be second up against the wall come the revolution. Stephen Miller was the bookies' favourite but JD Vance coming along on the inside rail strongly.

One for the Swedish speakers on here.

Obviously Casemiro is a straight red for his face but good to see this now applies to Cucurella for his hair as well.

Unless all of the Epstein files are released soon Trump will invade Ukraine.

I suspect my penis would look larger if I could add Greenland to it.

US led monitoring of a cease fire requires trust of the US. Not with Hegseth and Trump at the helm.

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So DOGE actually laid off all those federal workers so they are available to run Venezuela, Colombia, Iran and anywhere else Trump fancies their oil and waterfront real estate opportunities.

A NFL Peace Prize for whoever can guess who said this about Venezuela "We have the greatest oil companies in the world, the biggest, the greatest, and we’re going to be very much involved in it."

It's as if that FIFA Peace Prize meant nothing.

I once asked a guy on the street if he knew where The London Penta hotel was. Turned out to be Vincent Price.

If this really is Hertfordshire Police then why are they blocking 2 bicycle racks on a spot where nobody going to or from The Galleria car park will ever see? The bicycle racks were all being used for their intended purpose other than the one I found next to this idiocy.

Richarlison's neck tattoo used to calibrate VAR.

Trump says he had a good and very productive call with Putin ahead of his meeting with Zelenskyy. Good to know he has been fully briefed on what to say.

The Trump Regime likes to appear very strong on narcotics coming into the USA. Reduction of demand is key so regular drug testing of the administration and Trump family and associates is key. I have no doubt this is being carried out with full rigour.

ITV4 Minder On The Orient Express alert. A true classic.