A fakemon for @n0rtist.bsky.social's #FT500 competition. Lamprelegy, the Requiem Pokemon! "Lamprelegy draws in prey by singing requiems to the forgotten. Those who hear its song become unable to focus on anything else, until they find themselves the subject of the next verse."

Girlfriend loves me oh so much

i think boys should be softer, in general

gonna start acting the same way stem students do 'wait, you're doing physics? what practical use does that have? can you even get a job with it? you really shouldve studied something real, like sociology

Why is “customer” a valid pizza topping im scared