I know I can't, but can I say something?

Not fat enough imo

I'm starting to think it's Newgarden himself that has the weird fetishes

Pats are winning the Super Bowl and the whole rest of the country can suck it

How is the Attorney General of a state clueless about what federal law does? Or is he just dooming for campaign donations?

My grandfather's personal shrine

This is a funny website where random white men lecture black election experts about voter suppression and then "correct" them when they point out obvious flaws in their argument. Also Jamelle is not letting you reply because you don't follow him, because all you do is doom, you weirdo.

Home of Da Man You may ask "Who Da Man?" Well, DAVID REUTIMANN

Deval Patrick jumpscare

Everyone loves "JIM"

Home of Superintendent Gary Chalmers

It's amazing in addition to her award winning reign as DNC chair that DWS also sucks as a member of Congress

NASCAR, elections, baseball, and music your dad, mom, and lesbian aunt would love

He looks like 80s Jeff Goldblum's evil twin

1.) MOTHMAN! 2.) Blatant lie in the top right corner of that postcard, I don't know why places do that

TIL the guy trying to out-Nazi Vivek builds race cars. Why are we like this 😭

They have replaced the sample people at Sam's Club with robots AND they make you scan a club card to get them? What is this 1984 dystopian horseshit??

Dale Junior in the early 00s was often sponsored by "things you shouldn't leave boxes of around me"

I wanted a conservative state. I compromised. I got gerrymandered in with Bay Area liberals. I wanted manicott. I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator. I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised. I jacked off in a tissue.

Drake Maye, 2025 National Football League MVP

Do you smell what that McDonald's is cooking?

Why are you gay?

Ouch. Couldn't have been something better?

Pukkka Nacua by midnight will be posting "the (((refs)))" then play dumb that he has no idea what that means and he's an innocent wittle baby ESPN will oblige of course

It's always the ones you most expect theramswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Posting this every time he announces a "mystery address" until it happens this way

Well Buffalo is still a shithole

I'm this kind of Republican voter, for the record

Over/under 5.5 turnovers (I'm taking the over)

Boy I don't think they knew what this would mean 80 years later

One man's TMI (Too Much Intelligence) is another man's TLI (Too Little Intelligence). And another man's JEI (Just Enough Intelligence)

Knew I recognized that voice

This is not really a good lineup

Red Sox are officially the biggest losers of this offseason

It literally is, dumbass. What do you think is the purpose of a row office?

Singing Def Leppard karaoke but saying this every time and seeing if anyone notices

That would improve the Chiefs right now!

Watching CJ Stroud play quarterback is like hooking jumper cables to my testicles

Hall of Fame remains a joke

You should see its more socially liberal neighbor PreP, Kansas

"Stop the Steal!!!" morons have switched parties apparently. People, for the millionth time... there is no election fraud. Anywhere! Aftyn Behn gave it her best shot but she lost.

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I need @thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social dramatically reading this to Jim on the next podcast

ESPN every day:

AOC and Al Gore together? Folks... the Democratic Party is moving into alignment in a good way

The representative(s) from Texas' 22nd Congressional District:

These "state tracker maps" are such horseshit. There is no way Trump is net unpopular in Louisiana and Kentucky lol

studs call me Gerald McBoing-Boing the way I make a car honk noise when I climax

Mike Vrabel and any other coach who doesn't just run a QB sneak from the 1 inch line is a dumbass