ESPN every day:

AOC and Al Gore together? Folks... the Democratic Party is moving into alignment in a good way

The representative(s) from Texas' 22nd Congressional District:

These "state tracker maps" are such horseshit. There is no way Trump is net unpopular in Louisiana and Kentucky lol

studs call me Gerald McBoing-Boing the way I make a car honk noise when I climax

Mike Vrabel and any other coach who doesn't just run a QB sneak from the 1 inch line is a dumbass

Nah it's actually funny and cool to make fun of this dipshit for all the stupid things about him. That's like saying we shouldn't make fun of Hitler's micropenis

I hate that Jerry Mander guy

WOW @chicyph80.bsky.social (NPR-Marist published today, conducted post-shutdown end)

The only ballot that matters (mine) I try REALLY hard to vote for 10 every year. This year was the first I couldn't manage it.

Congratulations to Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi, truly the more insufferable version of Chris Candido and Sunny

Roast beef 3 ways, the best kind of 3 ways

Whoops!

What a lovely little town with a large immigrant population. I wonder if any politicians know about this place

Breaking news: Ty Cobb still racist 100 years later

Two more failures and she joins the Brock Beard Club

Town's population is moving BACK back back back back... GONE!

Can we not glaze a guy who is still an active Nazi thank you We should leave Hanania up to Jay Jones' mercy

Bonds and Clemens: Two of the greatest players of all time, the fact they aren't in is a joke. Sheffield: 500 home runs, automatic Delgado: Only not in because writers are racist and stupid Murphy: Eh? Maybe? Mattingly: Sorry, didn't play enough Kent: Insufferable Dick HOFer Fernando: lol no

That was amazing lmao he will never win

One Goodyear Racing Eagle has a chance to do the funniest thing ever right now

Will Denny's favorite prostitutes join him in victory lane?

Fuck OFF

Spending 12+ hours of a terrible week in my life to watch the billion dollar Dodgers full of unlikeable shitbags win again youtu.be/paSXmppxJcY?...

Andy Pages is the worst hitter on the planet lol

Aric Almirola is going to celebrate by saying ALL the no no words

Of course! It was a nice ride out there anyways this time of year. Thanks for the great lunch!

The gray one is for prison guards and the olive green one is for 911 dispatchers (yes really)

Cuomo had an abysmal debate, he was even whinier and more defensive than the first one and walked into a bunch of rhetorical traps. The fact that the crowd there seemed to be mostly his supporters skewed the applause line metric.

My kind of town! That Cheap Trick paint scheme was awesome

I have terrible news for you: that pod is how this story got out. They did this interview to get ahead of the video as an oppo dump, and Tommy lets him downplay and explain it away while lying his ass off

LOL GOODBYE

Only took off in Australia, proving time and again how much better they are than us

ZOHRAN MAMDANI NASCAR REFERENCE??? Let's fucking GOOOO CULTURAL RELEVANCY

Sure would be funny for them if everyone voted for hip hop

Mariners fans are an interesting bunch

Fruit didn't cure his cancer? Wow.

You mean we don't need a fake review?

His WHAT?

You could also tag me if you want! I'm just having fun arguing with a wall man. No point in killing myself over a baseball team.

Where's my boy Rajneesh at? And Crazy Sheena?

This is how your email finds me

That is a gentleman who tours college campuses and thinks "I sure hope the football team is gonna run a train on me"

What an easily hateable douche. Thank god we beat him today

Full name is Lynn, Lynn, City Of Sin, Massachusetts

Shocking comment from Pato

Lol, Republican poll can only get the most famous last name in NH politics to 43%?

What if they did a secret third thing?

At this point, Trump nuking England may be the humane solution