The Royal Tenenbaums
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We landed an elevator operating gig over at the Lindbergh Palace, if you can believe it.
10 minutes ago
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Why are you dressed in bellboy uniforms?
41 minutes ago
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Where're you going?
about 1 hour ago
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Hey.
about 2 hours ago
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Richie?
about 2 hours ago
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There he is, man.
about 3 hours ago
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I think if we shimmy up that gutter and jump across the window ledge we can pry open the ventilation shaft and --
about 3 hours ago
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I'm sorry. I have to refer you to Dr. Burroughs. He'll be in tomorrow afternoon.
about 4 hours ago
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Why? What does it say there? They don't want me?
about 4 hours ago
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I'm afraid visiting hours are over, sir.
about 5 hours ago
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Royal Tenenbaum.
about 5 hours ago
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Your name?
about 6 hours ago
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Richie Tenenbaum, please.
about 6 hours ago
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Well, I think you should quit.
about 7 hours ago
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Twenty-two years.
about 7 hours ago
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How long have you been a smoker?
about 8 hours ago
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Thank you.
about 8 hours ago
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And a light, please?
about 9 hours ago
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I bloody well know that.
about 9 hours ago
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You don't smoke.
about 10 hours ago
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Shall I repeat the question?
about 10 hours ago
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What?
about 11 hours ago
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May I have a cigarette?
about 11 hours ago
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All right, Raleigh. Let's not --
about 12 hours ago
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She's balling Eli Cash.
about 12 hours ago
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It doesn't matter.
about 13 hours ago
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What's he talking about?
about 13 hours ago
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And you've nearly killed your poor brother.
about 14 hours ago
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I'm sorry.
about 14 hours ago
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Many times over.
about 15 hours ago
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I know.
about 15 hours ago
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You've made a cuckold of me.
about 16 hours ago
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All right. That's enough. The doctor said to let him sleep. Can we get you anything, Richie?
about 16 hours ago
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Of course, it's dark. It's a suicide note.
about 17 hours ago
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Is it dark?
about 17 hours ago
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I don't think so.
about 18 hours ago
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Could you paraphrase it for us?
about 18 hours ago
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No.
about 19 hours ago
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Can we read it?
about 19 hours ago
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Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness.
about 20 hours ago
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You did?
about 20 hours ago
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I wrote a suicide note.
about 21 hours ago
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Don't press him right now.
about 21 hours ago
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Why'd you try to kill yourself?
about 22 hours ago
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Not really.
about 22 hours ago
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Are you in any pain?
about 23 hours ago
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Fine, thanks.
about 23 hours ago
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How do you feel?
about 24 hours ago
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He'll probably sleep for several hours, and then I'll come back to check on him.
1 day ago
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Who?
1 day ago
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