Time to watch Queer as Folk - See Charlie Hunnam get rimmed 🫦 l.plex.tv/mhTFrhFW

Currently watching: Erin Brockovich.

I’ve eaten like a pig today but I’m still hungry 🐷

I am a child at times 😂

Throwback Thursday still a thing?

My HomePod mini just randomly playing music 😬👻

A neighbour has a diesel Jaguar and owned it about a year, recently when he starts the car it sounds like someone throwing hammers in a dustbin - I fear impending death, nice looking car apart from that.

Good Morning, I got a knock at the door this morning when I answered it a policeman said “I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." I quickly said "Wait!, Wait! I can explain everything!" 🤭👮🏻👮🏻‍♂️🚓

Can I be honest I’m worried about Madonna

This was a guy who is a casualty of instagram that allow me to draw him 😍.

Can I wrap my legs around you and we’ll just make out 💋

Today’s lunch, avocado on buttered toast, fried egg, black pepper and home grown spring onion

It’s currently raining where I am but in the distance I can hear the bells of an Ice cream van 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s like being in an Alfred Hitchcock film today, birds keep flying into my windows 😬🐦‍⬛

Good Morning, happy humpday. Just having a Britney moment and possibly bringing back the COVID hair cut 💇🏻‍♂️ 😂

Home assistant would be great if it would update itself when a new release is made. It doesn’t totally break but things like one curtain or light doesn’t work.

Erm.. I’ve had several crises looking at my feed tonight 😍🫦

I keep thinking how shiny his helmet was.

Thinking of purchasing this while it’s only £6 for PC store.steampowered.com/app/2126190/...

What’s everyone lunch today, I’ve gone for egg salad 🥗

Only just realised on the Scruff app when you goto venture it show all the cities landmarks until you get to Dublin and it’s just a pub 😂

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. I suppose this is what I get for buying a pure bread dog. 🐕 🍞 😂

Good Morning, Today’s song in my head Bonnie Tyler - Turn around bright eyes

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Currently watching: The Crow.

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Just in the garden and spotted this handsome devil, never seen one before 😍

I wish bsky had an option to not allow reposts on your account.

I like drawing so I did a little self portrait

Currently watching: The Hitcher.

Currently watching: True Romance.

Drop some wings.🛩🦋🖤🦇

I really need to rig a trial camera or cctv camera on the bird bath, it gets soo many visits.

On Sunday we play the vinyls 🕺🏻

Red hot pokers - they’ve gone crazy this year.

Mango ice cream lolly, absolutely delicious 😋

Touch me in the morning, and the last thing at night 🙌🏻 banging tune 🙌🏻

Can we lay naked together?

Good morning, Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.🤭👻🍹🥃🍸

I feel like deep throating an ice lolly

Bed time 🥱 goodnight x

Who’s on Mastodon ? DM me? We gotta get out of this place If it's the last thing we ever do We gotta get out of this place 'Cause girl, there's a better life for me and you

The ice cream van out side but I’m glued to the sofa 🥵 I want a 69 please - what do you mean it’s pronounced a 99. 😤

New underwear day - all is well 🙌🏻

Morning, someone car alarm is going off and I’m just vibing with it 🕺🏻🪩

Apologies for the spam block post, it looks like I’ve been put on a list. 😫

Currently watching: The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Being doing some home automation to help cool the house, my house get sunlight all day so I’ve set the curtains to close which side of the house that is getting the most light and to reopen once the sun has moved. So far it seems to be working 🤞🏻🤓

I’ve never been to a nudist beach 🏖️ but I quiet like to try one out 🤭

I’ve been sat outside in the sun now I smell all earthy