That’s a paddlin’.

Happy Pride, y’all.

Fast forward, rewind @sincereengineer.bsky.social tonight at Soda Bar and 2023 Anaheim HOB

If we come away with a point…

Agudelo -2 🌊 Jordan. -2 👶 It’s a tie.

Why are the Wave so spread out? They’re not giving themselves any passing options.

Once again

Once again the Wave the architects of their own downfall.

KC misses Laurel Ivory.

NWSL @sheplaysinc.bsky.social fantasy update. Going after short term favorable schedules. To wit: Thomsen to Patterson (@Louisville, Bay) Sanchez to Maiara (@Chicago, Louisville) Wilson (@Denver) captain

Dehumanization is always the first step.

Was that Troy Deeney watching Gotham - Spirit?

Pausa de hidratación (if it’s not too late for the joke)

Corners becoming a “you could call holding on every play” situation.

Always funny.

Good job by this ref to notice that every Argentine is leaving a little something on their mark after the ball is gone. He's called a foul, pointed it out, and presumably put an end to it.

Kickoff is at noon, Spectum. 😠

Second-worst result ever from 3 shots in Dallas:

Credit to Porro for that move. His pass and run was football distilled.

Checking in on my NC Courage fans today. How you doing, @qebrian.bsky.social?

Someone want to explain the cap mechanisms involved here? Alternate post: How does Gotham keep getting away with this?

"Would be a shame if something happened to your cargo." Two-bit gangster ass administration.

Yeeeeesmeen Ryan!

Bad weekend for keepers in NWSL.

Another home stinker from the Wave.

Cafu. Del Piero. Djorkaeff. Fabregas. Kaka. Managed by Wenger? Get them out of the VIP box and on to the field!

That’s bullshit. If it’s a foul it’s England free kick. If not it’s a goal

Staring at Jordyn Bloomer in Matt Freese.

Fantasy trades for me: Chawinga and Kouassi to Rodman and Ryan. Getting off my WAFCON players now.

What if you had an Orlando and Kansas City matchup but both Banda and Chawinga were on the bench? 🙁

Still wild to me that Bay have their entire (presumptive) starting backline out on ML/SEI. I don't know what kind of team they would be if everyone were healthy and available, but how can any know? And what does the club do going forward? It's a rough spot.

Why is this guy in a Heineken ad walking around with several toasters? Is the implication that football is important enough to interrupt your looting? Is it just AI slop?

Byline Frank Drebin

Hot chocolate > Coffee

We need a total and complete shutdown of center backs taking penalty kicks until such time as we can figure out what is going on.

I know Utah was missing Mina Tanaka against Chicago, but was it more important that they were without Kaliegh Riehl? Does anyone have their record with and without her? I remember it being starkly different. @americansocceranalysis.com @qebrian.bsky.social

🚨 NWSL FANTASY ALERT 🚨 Just looking at my team, Kouassi and Chawinga will miss matches.

Andres Cantor may be dying.

Late to the discourse but an all-around flat USMNT performance. The moment got too big and *waves hands* everything seemed to weigh on them.

Starting lineups for USA/Belgium announced.

What a game! Gonna take a bump of cocaine and hop on my motorcycle to unwind.

Stress of the situation seems to have brought back “the chant”. 😫

Memories

Give this ref Balugon’s suspension

The Erling Braut Haaland Story — Starring Peter Boyle (God rest his soul)

Pro tip: Always check your spelling. Especially if you quickly type out “bigger” in a text to your boss. 😬