Me: yeah I'm toastymodeing My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female. Consultant: Your skin is cracking. Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.

sorry,

Lmao

you have the dancing plague bleeding feet, won’t see middle age dancing plague reasons for it are still opaque oh yeah

The trans community’s trust in the NHS’ new puberty blocker trial is low and I can’t help but wonder whether they could have prevented that by involving ANY trans people in its design or operation, and maybe not involving several people who have attended conferences of anti-LGBTQ hate groups

Edging is dumb just cum ffs

A time for us all to gather for a meal, a celebration of the birth of a very special child, born miraculously through immaculate conception. Reminding us that what truly matters is what's inside... 🎄

We need to do some sort of study into precisely how and why labour MP's think telling obvious and outright lies about the Greens will win back support. They truly believe it's helpful to their cause and not just weird and off putting and kind of gross.

first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken

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Referring the Home Office to Prevent as it's clearly a radicalising group with an extremist far-right agenda.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

i’m sorry but “getting exposed for having a nazi tattoo and covering it up and then showing off that coverup only for people to notice your other nazi tattoo” is the stuff of comedy and i cannot help but laugh

Where can I buy this, chat?

The guards at the Louvre are probably regretting the "On Lunch Break- DO NOT Steal Crown Jewels!" post-it note

Most autistic people I meet *like* being autistic. It’s core to who they are & comes with many strengths What’s hard is surviving in a society that rarely accommodates, respects or tries to understand us There’s a BIG difference between being autistic & being unsupported Let’s not confuse the two

People using Margaret Thatcher' 100th birthday to celebrate her death is so disappointing to me. You can celebrate her death EVERY day of the year, people!

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Happy International Lesbian Day to trans & nonbinary folks who feel weird about calling themselves lesbians even though they are 🫶

It’s only in the Howl’s Moving Castle book, but Howl actually has a younger brother named Awooooooo.

What you think we have a magic freedom tree in the back yard ugh

They made my existence into an "issue" then complained I'd become a single issue voter

It is deeply immoral, even with the best of intentions, to build the infrastructure for a police state. It's even more immoral when a far right party is ahead in the polls. This is a very stupid and desperate idea from a team who don't think things through, don't care, and think it's still the 90s.

ID cards are bad *particularly* in the UK, because we don't have a democracy, we have a tyranny that flip flops every few years. So you always have to consider the weapons you are equipping the worst government with. If we had proportional representation, there would be some balance on this.

One of the unexpected things I've learned from my advocacy for trans people is how malignant parts of the State can be, how it can misuse data for positively evil purposes. It's taught me people can't be safe with a digital ID card and so I've signed this. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Timeline cleanse: Happy Gotcha Days edition (Via r/MadeMeSmile)

half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it

Fascists and liberals hate autists because we have morals even when other people aren't watching.

hanging out with the ultramarines going ℧w℧ whats this??

I wish there was more grappling with our history when it comes to immigration. We went out and made ourselves the whole world's problem for literally hundreds of years. We have absolutely zero right to stop anyone who wants to come live here from doing so.

Bit of insider news here; the gambling adverts are rationed per day, per channel, but if they mention their “gambling awareness policy” or “tools to help you stay in control” they don’t actually count as gambling adverts.

Its not a protest if your already doing it :(

NION have now launched a website: notinourname.org.uk 53,171 have signed. Let's get to 100,000

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

This petition ⬇️ calls for the Green Party to refuse to platform organisations that want to undermine trans rights at official Party events. Will you sign too? I’ve never attended a party conference before but I’m off to Bournemouth on the 3rd on my own. If I encounter any transphobia I’ll struggle.

girls, never let your husband stop you from finding your wife 💅

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Reform is taking one of our Green Party councillors in Worcester to court because the Reform candidate lost the election. Trying to use the courts to undermine fair elections is another common tool in the fascist playbook. Link to the legal fund 👇🏾 donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk/make-sure-we...

There is no thriving #Haskell community without its members of the LGBT community, and on that there cannot be any compromise.

Something something a stopped clock etc.

the guy behind the design of Meta's smart glasses to usher in a new era of Superintelligence is called (checks notes) ... "Rocco Basilico" the simulation needs restarting www.thegentlemansjournal.com/article/rocc...

at one point Albania was on the brink of civil war after the collapse of pyramid schemes that had sucked up roughly half of GDP, and now that is only the *second* stupidest thing the country has done.

Remember when they couldnt even get their shit together enough to not have it reported that their party would be named “Your Party“ lmao