I’m so fucking sick of this SKIN HIM ALIVE ON SIGHT

Sound on 🔊

but I do it sexily

yeah I’m an athlete ⭕️🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

guys only want one thing and its disgusting

SHAKRA’S #1 FAN

“aaaah-“

oh I will be fuckeng barking

I know some people are like 'eeugh dasani 🤢" but unironically I can't tell. water is water you elitist and I will drink down this vaporeon

put them AWAY. (Repost)

LOCK TF IN TRUST THE PROCESS

working in the OR is like coworker 1: can I get a break to use the bathroom thanks coworker 2: can I get a break to rest my arms thanks me: can I get a break to unstick my balls from my juicy thighs thanks

Dogs is dogs. No matter what. (Repost)

Back hurts from shit posture so I have to arch my back like a slut 🥺

Do things to this dog

perks of dating me: you get to see me struggle to put clean sheets on the mattress at 4 am even though I finished laundry at noon because I am dumb and distracted

yeah I’m an athlete ⭕️🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

fucken 31 reporting

tall girls fold me

grrr

bio: “almost 18 so-“ cool you shoulda waited

Yippeee 🎉🎂🎉

when you want a freak but he's a SICK freak

wym

Share a post-keiko beer with your kendoka-dog

Ya see that handle on the collar back there-

Here's your Dumb Dog Delivery

"paw- wait." (repost)

LOCK'T THE FUCK IN. (made it in time for Mayturnity '25...)

Back on my FUCKING. bullSHIT

is that your fucking uma trainer sona that’s cringe

Yeah I party (took 2 melatonin gummies instead of one last night)

guys only want one thing and its disgusting

Reduce me to a paste

i gotta drag my tongue across it

yeag

say hi

yeag

yum 💖

This and a pawjob

Where’s the other two menaces on their own

Are you a 3L bag of saline because-

aight roast me

aight I’m game here’s an unga bunga sabertooth bran (yes he has to arch like that to hunt)

If someone looked at me like this I would fold like a lawn chair tbh

aight roast me

Poor core muscle engagement

uma couple cosplay idea