“whats up with mr. coochie and donald trump”

congrats to @limefuzzz06.bsky.social for reaching lvl 50 on rec room last night!! you are a certified big bean!

im really excited to see my weight loss results next year. i just gotta stay motivated and keep losing weight. i weighed in at 197.1lbs this morning. i have 57.1lbs left to lose. loss so far: 30.7lbs

weighed in today. saw 199.8. i havent seen under 200 since i was 14. total weight loss is 28lbs

boy im really bouta beat you pickle chin ass boy

i have school tomorrow and tuesday and then im out for summer. ill be a senior next year. also im turning 18 in about 3 months.. damn. i don’t wanna be an adult yet 😭😭

what would happen if i took a handful of anti-diarrheals and a handful of laxatives at the same time and drank dr pepper and prune juice to wash it down?

Work when I have diarrhea: Me: “Hey, I’m having some problems. I have to go every 15 mins.” Manager: “You’re cool man. I’ll get someone to cover of your chores.” School when I have diarrhea: Me: “Hey, I’m having some problems. I have to go every 15 mins.” Nurse: “Sorry. Get to class.”

bro why tf did my US history teacher drop a whole ass “end-of-year thoughts” essay today?.. ON THE LAST FUCKING WEEK OF SCHOOL. its worth 200 points im cooked.

to the furry femboys… to be able to essentially train your large intestine to shift into a way that facilitates the ability to shove an 18 inch fucking horse cock dildo up your ass to the point where you’re seeing a belly bulge cannot be healthy. like, im not even hating. im just kinda concerned. 😭

beans 👍

started watching the alantutorial arg with @limefuzzz06.bsky.social last night. didn’t get through them all yet because i got tired lmao. we’ll resume tonight (hopefully).

im at work rn and i almost just shit tf out of my pants. i thought it was a fart.. but it wasn’t. i caught it in time tho. i straight up told the cashier while i was bagging groceries “hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom.” and pretty much sprinted to the bathroom where i currently am now. 😭😭

yesterday, at work, i was doing chores and i was taking out some trash. when i took the bag out a can, it was soaked on the bottom and it smelled awful. i looked in the can and there was an orange yellow liquid at the bottom. i think someone threw up but missed the bag and it went into the can 😭

i just got my first paycheck at my first job and cashed it in! im excited! i got $97.01

i just went through and re-liked all of @limefuzzz06.bsky.social posts after i blocked him