i’ve already abandoned this app sorry

okay i looked like a fucking bap but they stayed dry 🙏

got new tattoos on one arm and one on the opposite hand. this is a glove and cling film kinda shower

normal day. james marriott riding a pigeon that’s eating ola’s food. normal day

don’t they fuck so hard

goodnight fake twitter

back with oomf

back here again south england im coming for you

phaniversary. kill me.

hey guys be careful there’s some invasive people on here :/ /j

he could’ve gone amazingphol but he went philiplester.

going incognito so i can argue with men

the bitches i said goodnight to an hour ago don’t know i’m not asleep and just ignoring them (they’re not in bluesky mwahahahahhahah)

who wants to be part of my irl socmed where we just reply to each other on this app and feel like we’re on a different planet

@danielhowell.bsky.social im coming for ur man 🔫

wow guys thanks for 1 follower

guys i meet dan and phil NEVER BECAUSE IM SHORT AND THEYRE FUCKING TALL ASF ID BE LIKE AN ANT IN A FOREST

this app feels like i’m talking on a groupchat tf

close enough THEamazingphil is here

i’m not following anyone back until dan and phil are here #beingahater

NOOOOO THEY DONT HAVE DRAFTS

people are gonna grow up and be famous and have to say “you might know me from bluesky” on panel shows

yall im getting 3 new tattoos tomorrow so excited

there’s some whores in this phouse there’s some whores in this phouse i said certified phreak seven days a week weird ass phannie make their pullout game WEAK

reinventing myself on this app. whos up loving the skinny ratio

using this as a rant app fuck it

this app makes me feel like i’m posting off of a blackberry phone with those keyboards that used to come with ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ pre downloaded to the music library

i don’t know what it is about this app but i actually can’t read on these fonts/colours