My man is Muslim so he’s never gonna buy me a Christmas present. But he always shows up the days before and after with shit just so I get things this time of year 😂🤣😂😂 yesterday he came home with a new couch.

Almost Christmas > this Christmas A hill I will die on.

Merry Christmas Niggas!

I love whatever tf is wrong with Celine Dion 😂😂😂😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yPnHkJ/

I was about to be in a shitty mood but I went for a walk and I feel so much better

When you aren’t racist trash you get invited to cool stuff.

My unproblematic fave and my extremely problematic fave one one song 😂😂😂

Top ten of the year for me.

Top ten of the year for me.

Renaissance brought me out of a dark pit and I’m reminded of the feelings every time I listen, I’m so grateful for this art.

Halle,Chloe,Coco, Ryan destiny…. They should be the Gen Z it girls not all these fandoms that keep popping up.

The conversation around trans youth is exposing sooooo many people

Studs with outtie belly buttons >>>>>>>

It’s wild because if you aren’t hateful being called trans is such a compliment lol the dolls are fucking fabulous.

What an embarrassing day to be a barb.

Just saw Druski in a commercial with the highest paid actress on the planet. Keep making that content.

If I see a man on a big ass truck and it’s not on a farm I assume he has a small dick.

I try to limit my parasocial relationships with celebs cuz it gets weird fast….. but I am soo delighted watching Teyana Taylor thrive after dropping that man.

Kelis is actually one of Gods strongest soldiers because what do you mean there are several hit songs about my ex husband all written while he was still my husband?!??!

My healthcare went from 20.15 to 115 dollars a month.

It’s really sad but I’ve moved Nicki Minaj fans below Chris brown fans and those hoes were in hell

Everyone running the country is an idiot.

I was in Kroger earlier and a worker was having a very loud conversation with his coworkers and unprovoked announced that he still looks 20 something. I promise the entire produce section was quiet for a full 30 seconds. One of his co workers finally broke the silence with “late 20s” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Almost Christmas” is infinitely better/funnier than “This Christmas” and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

I am drag queen level delusional and idc

Singing voice aside, Britney Lynn Spears was THAT GIRL!

And that’s why southern states fight so hard against public transportation.

When the class action lawsuit hits against those betting companies that have half of Gen z and millennial men in a chokehold and created full on gambling addictions I’m gonna sit back and enjoy watching it all burn down.

Beyoncé sweetheart I love you. Please don’t send me another text about some merch.

Being chronically underemployed means I’m at the stores early before they open and I see all the people who slept in the parking lot. Most of them up and getting ready for work. And I know I’m a breakdown away from being right there It’s the saddest cruelest reality I’ve had to face in a long time.

Making sure I block every black content creator that made a video for target.

I’m in ulta with my niece she’s getting some color in her hair…. They really be doin hair in the ulta! I’ve seen everything from a braid down to a press and curl to full heads of color.

Watching last holiday. Queen Latifah is a fucking treasure.

I know there are alot of us there but Missouri is a place I’ve never desired to go.

F is for fire that burns down the city U is for uranium… bomb N is for NO SURVIVORS

Remember when the yts were so upset about WAP they tried to tell us having wet coochie was a medical condition.

If I don’t do anything else I’m going to make sure that everyone knows when I talk about God I’m not talking about whoever tf these racist ass white people are praying to.

Just left wicked for good and it’s very clear how and why Arianna and Cynthia fell in love.

I’ve never seen a full episode of real housewives but I know this was scheme Todd setup.

I have a little money coming in. My partner said he expected me to take my money and run and I’m realizing he expects it because that’s what he would do.

Being underemployed but still up at 5 am everyday may end up being the highlight of my snapped episode

Trust issues ever since yall let this album flop. music.youtube.com/watch?v=XYtl...

The trip made it out the group chat but the group chat didn’t make it back from the trip 😂🤣😂😂🤣

The trailer for you and and Tuscany looks so good! I’m excited to see it

Fully forgot this man was in prison.

The Chadwick of it all means I’m only gonna comment that I hope that the ladies in the wicked cast are okay physically and spiritually.

I love the only excuse right now is “Bubba” isn’t Bill it’s just some other random guy. Or maybe a horse.

The Altima and Range Rover remind me of every single mom I knew growing up.

A little Italian seasoning blend on a salad is so good!