Heh heh heh heh heh.

It actually says, “Welcome, but be good.” Can we not let this douchebag back in next time he travels? By any measure, he has not been good.

This cover goes too easy on him. He's all that and more.

And by worried, I mean hopeful.

Mamdani's revolutionary idea that has entrenched power scared is that he wants to a.) listen to people and b.) help them.

🤔 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

A third of Amazon warehouse workers rely on SNAP to live. Jeff Bezos is fleecing the American people when he should be paying his workers enough to live without government help. Fucking Hell.

An oldie but a goodie. Yes, I’m crying along.

Mitch McConnell will have to wake up each morning and make the wrong decision on impeachment every day until the end of time.

All too true.

If your 80-year-old grandpa was insisting that the reason the backyard pool has algae in it is because terrorists are trying to make him look bad and demanding the police arrest somebody, you'd put him in a senior care facility before the end of the day.

Oh. So Tulsi Gabbard wrote a report showing that voting machine vulnerabilities didn’t flip any votes. And now she’s not the DNI anymore. Hmm. www.reuters.com/world/white-...

Looksmaxxers like Clavicular - there’s no need to hammer your cheekbones into some kind of perceived perfection to be attractive to women. Get some therapy for your narcissism, and try giving thoughtful, kind and funny a try. You’ll be amazed.

Thanks to our current halfwit, zero-sum grifter of a President and his aggrieved band of bullies who support him, I didn’t realize how hungry I was for the intelligence, warmth and grace that filled the Obama administration.

Feels like a metaphor for the administration

The Republican Party needs to be put out of our misery.

In a couple hours, we're going to find out that Trump's deal with Iran involves giving them Rhode Island, a controlling interest in General Motors and one (1) aircraft carrier of their choosing.

our mentally-compromised president is humiliating the United States in front of the entire world

Donald Trump was President at the time, with more to lose that anyone.

Robert Costa, I know you're a good reporter. After that embarrassingly flattering JD Vance interview on CBS Sunday Morning, you're smart enough to know that it's time for you to leave CBS. And you confirmed for me that after 40 years, it's time for me to quit watching CBS Sunday Morning.

In our techno-feudal future, we won’t own anything, we’ll just pay for the right to use it. The incremental production cost is zero, and to keep using it, you’ll have to pay every month forever. Today Apple Music; tomorrow, everything in your life.

I love New York.

The classiness of Donald Trump’s Birthday weekend continues.

I'm just grateful that one of our three branches of government is still fighting the good fight.

As predicted.

It was just a matter of time.

"WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?" Trump should be asked this question every time he's interviewed, because we all know he's a pathological liar. Election fraud? FALSE. Other countries pay his tariffs? FALSE. J6 was peaceful? FALSE. Deal with Iran? FALSE. And on and on... #FDT #ETTD #Evidence

Yes Republicans, you are getting burned by him. And make no mistake, you are ENTIRELY responsible for the ongoing destruction and pillaging of our nation. But to the few of you who are somewhat standing up, it’s about fvcking time! #Pinks

Absolutely 💯 Agree… “BOOING THE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT APPROPRIATE.….WE SHOULD ALSO BE BOOING HIM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AND WHEN HE'S GOLFING. DO BETTER.”

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And this trillionaire is completely unfit to hold the power that comes with all that money. He's Lex Luthor, only real.

Correction: he’s always been a clown.

An all-out Ebola epidemic would signal our resiliency, too. And soulless, black-hearted ghouls like Trump and Scott would profit off Polymarket betting how deadly it would be.

Moron says what?

Douchebag Alert.

I’d pay to watch this.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

Chance of rain Friday night in DC 60%. Donald may have his worst Birthday ever. He’s even had to order the Army to fill the seats, not unlike when his parents paid kids to come to his parties as a kid.

Despite all the abuse heaped at her, including from Nancy Grace who tried to keep her out of the women’s room, Sarah McBride is polite in her retort.

Because the one thing we can say about private jet owners is they're short on money.

Ken Paxton freed a man who had raped a boy for 3 years. Pass it on.

Within the next two weeks.

Calling Pete Hegseth a “Comic Book Nobody” is my jam for today.

Trump’s ignorant efforts to keep us from moving to wind and solar have set us back 50 years. We should be leading these efforts, not sabotaging them.

He's a failed man. NOT a president

“As if the little people’s rage against immigration somehow is superior to the war against the 3rd Reich and entitles this comic book nobody to lecture the actual heroes.” www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Okay, this is spot on!

John Fetterman is on stopped clock duty today.